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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
corona and beans

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
lol the USPS might run out of money by June because no one is sending packages or poo poo like that

haha

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
is it okay to make chili with navy beans and oysters

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Inceltown posted:

Does anyone have a link to the new thread? The old one is closed and posting is life.

alt-f4

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

1 cm of ash isn't so abd

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Kindest Forums User posted:

are american schools still open?

no, not really. you can tell because we haven't had any school shootings this year.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

upgunned shitpost posted:

cuomo got the roni, roni is mayor now

wrong cuomo. chris cuomo, the reporter, got it. his brother, andrew cuomo is the governor.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

thetan_guy42 posted:

hows everyones prepping? i installed the bidet attachment, got my machete (need buy gun), oximeter in the mail, pickling kit and were gonna start a raised bed garden that will be useless when the volcano comes. maybe ill grow mushrooms?

i bought a bunch of twinkies and have a sack of quarters ready to rumble.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
i will never break because i am a fine dust that is scattered by the mildest breeze.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
soon society will be washed away and we can return to the lives of our ancestors, as seen in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=remr6Na_hD8

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Also in morning coronavirus news, Zoom is bad who could have seen this coming

https://twitter.com/zackwhittaker/status/1245350371876315137

That require someone to have local access so uh

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

err posted:

Prester Jane was right, they were burning bodies in mass graves

Love to trust US intelligence agencies

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

It’s very funny to me that the Mormons I know are being BY FAR the most prepared, calm, and compassionate about this while the Protestants and Catholics I know are gripped in shivering shaking delusion and fear because they don’t actually believe any of the poo poo they pretend to for social cohesion.

apocalyptic survival is part of the Mormon belief system. they intend to inherit the earth through disaster preparation and organization.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Grapplejack posted:

the cock-shaped, racist version of italy

italy is pretty fuckin' racist lol

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Those docs don't look happy at all

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

slopJoe 2020330 posted:

america is designed to encourage a race to the bottom between its own states

hell yeah, it's the most efficient method of finding the bottom.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mycomancy posted:

Ok, what's up with those "ventilators" ol' Muskie sent to those hospitals? Are they CPAPs that he bought for show or are they real ventilators? Can someone back this up? My wife is yelling at me for believing fake news for sending her that.

they are bipaps. that company just likes calling them vpaps because of marketing. they are trash for idiots.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

lol owned. i am neither young nor old, and no disease can harm me. i am ageless because i travel in an internet capsule at the speed of light. by the time you read this post, i will have already traveled to mars and back, gaining substantial space powers and radiation sickness.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mycomancy posted:

To clarify, she's saying the claims that they're NOT ventilators is the fake news. I don't believe Elon Musk could find his way out of a cardboard box so of course I think there's some catch.

:sever:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/marleyk20/status/1245361778994839552?s=21

you see what happens when you don’t lock up the criminal bankers

your son should stab his manager.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Now is a great time to learn to code so you too can harness the power of data in tour own life

viruses are just the coders of the cell

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Starks posted:

My roommate who has been isolating at his parents for 3 weeks after travelling decided he's going to drive back here and is talking about stopping at a few friends' places along the way in the group chat. RIP me.

change the locks

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
they should triage by job. if you are a ceo or similar you get 3 ventilators, one for each lung and a backup. next tier gets 2 vents each, then 1. the rest of us have to share a single ventilator which is just a giant iron lung we all live in together.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

juche avocado posted:

this would be worth buying if it had good whitespace removal

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SKULL.GIF posted:

why the gently caress are airports paying rent

most major airports have been open at minimum a few decades now, they should be outright owning the land they're on by now

they lease the land from cities.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Burn Zone posted:

why the gently caress are they talking about drug interdiction

cause this whole thing will blow over in a week!!!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Schnorkles posted:

30,000 new cases a day hachi machi

number go up!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Blockade posted:

So if the US balkanizes over this how do you think all the regions will do?

Betting the great lakes area will be alright, we got fresh water and beans, which is everything you need for life.

u will be nuked by montana

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
california would wither and die like so many water starved grapes.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
gotta get me one of those giant inflatable hamster and roll on down the street

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_TFkut1PM

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

DryGoods posted:

blend that all together for a Meat Shake

add a dollop of ranch to enhance the shake!

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sswG5gQYkXY

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

aamerica is the worst country in the world

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

MarcusSA posted:

Hi,

This did not happen.


Admiral Ray posted:

aamerica is the worst country in the world

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

We're in the first quarter still and everyone (including me) is already lusting for lovely fast food. Good luck!

we're barely out of the first month

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

endlessmonotony posted:

VPAP S?

They have more models as well.

Let's face it, neither of us can see poo poo from that image clearly enough to call it, and I'm not saying that Elon didn't just ship CPAP machines and call them ventilators because... it's Elon Musk... but that we have no evidence these aren't actually ventilators.

From CNBC

quote:

“Mad Money” host Jim Cramer asked Farrell, “Have you been in contact with the legendary Elon Musk?” 

Farrell said, “We’ve had offers from Tesla, from many other automotive manufacturers, from some of the biggest aerospace companies in the world and defense companies that can help with o-rings, screens, and screws.” He noted that ResMed could use Tesla’s help with lithium ion batteries, but didn’t say if the companies had discussed plans to collaborate on those. 

He also praised the Tesla and SpaceX CEO for buying and distributing lower-end ResMed BiPAP machines, which the company markets as “non-invasive ventilators,” to hospitals in New York that wanted them:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Woofer posted:

I just looked around and nope, nobody is really doing anything about it except poo poo postin and tweetin

turn on ur monitor

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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

U-DO Burger posted:

okay there is someone across the street from me clearly doing exercise naked right in front of their window

quarantine life is weird

throw some wet spaghetti at their window

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