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https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/1245381480668368897 went to cover the initial outbreak in new rochelle, then drove back home to long island and immediately threw a 90th birthday party for her mother and invited all her elderly church friends, three of who have now died, jfc
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https://twitter.com/chunkymark/status/1245370812615610370 loving  boris, excellent job
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lol, judge is gonna order that the wisconsin primary goes ahead as scheduled next monday, hope you badgers are ready to pokemon go the polls https://twitter.com/srl/status/1245464308324216832 https://twitter.com/srl/status/1245464858155507712
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Mayor Dave posted:he's trumping pretty hard right now, a reported asked him about increased domestic violence and trump said, i think the opposite is happening “Mexican violence?” Trump asks. “Domestic violence,” the reporter clarifies.
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https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1245463763526062084 whoopsie-doodle
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1245424449773539334 ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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empty whippet box posted:jesus, this is a rough one https://mobile.twitter.com/NYTObits/status/1245494918560309253
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orange sky posted:We're getting futures and premarket data right now. When poo poo opens to the public my opinion is it's gonna be a bloodbath 
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https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1245792249591586816 lots of people in for a surprise!
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president don't brain so good
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Taintrunner posted:https://twitter.com/leahfinnegan/status/1246070831807188993?s=21
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https://twitter.com/maustermuhle/status/1246089545571016708 like a miracle, it will disappear soon
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lol new zealand health minister david clark had to apologize to the country because he violated lockdown by driving his van to a remote park and going mountain biking, and a member of the public saw it from a distance and reported it to the press if you're wondering 'but how did they know it was health minister david clark if they only saw it from a distance?':  lmao
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BeefThief posted:american news media, for the sake of saving the dumbasses' lives, needs to show footage of ecuador and iran and be like, coming soon to a neighborhood near you, packed morgues and bodies burning in the streets  : wow, look at these dirty foreigners dying like idiots. thank god we live in the greatest country on earth, america, where that can never happen!
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30k new cases today, congratulations america
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1246541048194662400 hooray!
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Preoptopus posted:is that the mccormick center?
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Martytoof posted:Perfect CNN typo
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1247149300175589377 lol trump is on the case of the mysterious ad revenue decline. many possible reasons!
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boris johnson is fine actually, he's comfortable in the hospital where he's undergoing routine tests, he continues to lead the nation and manage the national pandemic response, and also his deputy hasn't spoken to him for two days https://twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/1247199672676032518
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Schmoe Cwead posted:https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1247282625896644608 https://twitter.com/JusticeDanKelly/status/1246435157298548737 https://twitter.com/JusticeDanKelly/status/1247253142267445256 it is the considered, reasoned, disinterested judicial opinion of supreme court justice Dan 'affirmative action is a moral harm equal to slavery' Kelley that the people of wisconsin have a god-given right to go out tomorrow and vote for the re-election of supreme court justice Dan 'affirmative action is a moral harm equal to slavery' Kelley
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:Just normal admission to the Icu during the pandemic. Just routine observations on the icu for precautions https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1247251679772323840 
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Thoguh posted:I think it's down to 5, but yes. This election is wholly illegitimate. actually, losing the wisconsin primary (which is such an entirely normal election that our article will make no reference to anything being unusual about it) tonight will be the final nail in the coffin of bernard sanders's failed campaign - the nyt
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Basic Poster posted:Im not trying to be an accelerationist or anything and hope this results in a wonderful socialist future ushering in a new prosperity for all mankind (it won't) but this was a pretty spot on piece about modern collapse by some yt history nerd and I thought at least the first sections was pretty spot on. 
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wow i bet the hospital is delighted to have a self-licensed opthamologist on hand to help them treat a viral pandemic
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Schnorkles posted:There's gonna be a massive spike in COVID cases in Wisconsin in like 2 weeks lmao oh no wait
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Mr Hootington posted:Plateauing! *number rises alarmingly everywhere* oh well, you heard the guy, it's plateauing and stocks are nutting through the roof, time to open this baby back up
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