April Current Events: "I just dont trust anything the white house says"

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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Brute Squad posted:

Some levity in these trying times.

https://twitter.com/zhaldeman/status/1245804539493695488?s=20

Would 100% watch that 30 Rock episode.

That's pretty good Frasier, too

# ¿ Apr 2, 2020 23:16

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UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

No war but class war

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 19:16

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1246481679910404096?s=19

# ¿ Apr 4, 2020 19:29

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Eej posted:

If the Expanse is correct mining anything at all is a huge pain in the rear end and a giant water boulder will smash the gently caress out of your arm and you can't do anything about it.

Ice

# ¿ Apr 10, 2020 15:33

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Cascadia and we already have a flag tyvm

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 22:01

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

It's the same playbook as the Tea Party

# ¿ Apr 19, 2020 18:53

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Jesus Christ use a drat spell checker

# ¿ Apr 21, 2020 18:38

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Nick Soapdish posted:

https://twitter.com/DanLamothe/status/1253069021924265984?s=19

Great loving use of time and money

They can unify my balls

# ¿ Apr 22, 2020 23:20

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

MrMojok posted:

I had to use vaseline to take my wedding ring off last night, because my fingers have turned into fat sausages and it was feeling too tight. I weigh more right now than I ever have in my life. Can barely button up a pair of jeans.

I used to walk about 1.5-2 miles per day while working but now my sole bit of daily exercise is taking our dog on a 15-minute walk.

take your dog on longer walks

# ¿ Apr 27, 2020 23:18

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

wins32767 posted:

I mean, isn't "from each according to their abilities, to each according to their needs" literally communism?

That's socialism

# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 03:54

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Milo and POTUS posted:

I had a neighbor who was a ww2 vet who was said to be involved in the early days of seal training and I have no reason to disbelieve it. How would I go about reading about him or is that all classified

This should be a handy resource

Mod note: This is goatse, therefore technically NSFW

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Apr 29, 2020

# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 18:35

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

https://twitter.com/keegan_hamilton/status/1255277590341922819?s=19

Welp, prisoners serving time for nonviolent offenses are starting to die. Cool country we're in.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 04:31

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

She died over 3.5 grams of meth.

That's hardly worth dying over.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 05:56

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

It seems the peeps that were involved in the Iranian missile attack are getting purple hearts.

https://twitter.com/cnni/status/1255288949544714240?s=19

# ¿ Apr 29, 2020 14:07

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Midjack posted:

I know where there’s one floating around.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 05:17

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 07:43

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Russian PM Mishustin tests positive for virus

quote:

Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin says he has been diagnosed with coronavirus.

His positive test came on the same day that Russia recorded a record 7,099 cases, taking the total number of infections above 100,000.

Mr Mishustin was given the role of prime minister in January and has been actively involved in Russia's handling of the epidemic.

Russian TV showed him telling President Vladimir Putin of his diagnosis.

"I have just learned that the test on the coronavirus I took was positive," the prime minister said during the video call.

Mr Mishustin suggested that First Deputy Prime Minister Andrei Belousov should take his place and Mr Putin agreed. Mr Mishustin will now go into self-isolation.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2020 19:24

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