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I don't see them at night, but they must be somewhere. Everything has to be somewhere, even birds.
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Usually trees and awnings to sleep, but sometimes they just keep making bird noises and I'm like "what the hell bird its like midnight and you are totally not a nocturnal bird, I know that's a morning bird song and it is not morning, go the hell to sleep! These are the equivalent of that trashy neighbor a few houses down that yells and hollers at the people they live with all night, or the guy who has his stereo cranked at 2AM. Otherwise lots of them go to the bird bar, getting drunk on old fermented hummingbird food. Sometimes to the bird night club to look for hookups. Crows usually throw some pretty badass after hours parties.
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Apr 2, 2020 08:58
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oh.
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Apr 2, 2020 09:29
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Some of them fly up in the air until they're too high to stay awake and then just crash the next friend's couch they can see and will eat all of their cereals until morning hits
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Apr 2, 2020 11:14
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Wherever they are they can go to hell. 
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Apr 2, 2020 11:18
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no you guys it's the moon my grammie used to sing me the song of the seven ravens and their kingdom of feathers hidden in the dark side of the moon, AND thats the real reason we faked going there
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Apr 2, 2020 12:30
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if they are too far from their nests, they will often rent a room at a motel 6 or the like. they tend to share the costs as much as possible since birds are notorious cheapskates. there's a reason so many patrons of these establishments are dressed in trenchcoats
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Apr 2, 2020 16:26
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birds aren't real think about it
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Apr 2, 2020 16:41
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Since it's spring migration now, the day birds you're hearing at night are birds migrating under the cover of night to avoid predators, like WW2 bombing raids. |
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Apr 2, 2020 17:46
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Also you can see the birds all take off at night and start moving on weather radar, like WW2 bombing raids. https://birdcast.info/live-migration-maps/ Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Apr 2, 2020 |
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Apr 2, 2020 17:47
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Apr 2, 2020 18:28
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owlian posted:Bird 🐦
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Apr 2, 2020 18:34
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My dad doesn’t believe me but under my bed
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Apr 2, 2020 18:36
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I can hear them convening speaking only in hoots and pecks they think I am sleeping but I am not I am awake
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Apr 2, 2020 18:37
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nut posted:I can hear them convening speaking only in hooters and peckers they think I am sleeping but I am not I am awake
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Apr 2, 2020 18:49
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birds are illegal under the geneva convention and are also not real
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Apr 2, 2020 19:21
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writing a thousand page dissertation on the appearance and behavior of birds, then filing under "sci fi"
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Apr 2, 2020 19:25
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Manifisto posted:if they are too far from their nests, they will often rent a room at a motel 6 or the like. they tend to share the costs as much as possible since birds are notorious cheapskates. *Looks at a map of bird migration routes* *Looks at a map of motel 6 locations*  checks out...
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Apr 2, 2020 19:30
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they stay at the billton
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Apr 2, 2020 19:56
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birds knew
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Apr 2, 2020 20:01
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nut posted:they stay at the billton
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Apr 2, 2020 20:05
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nut posted:they stay at the billton Those ducks that live in that Peabody Memphis hotel resort, its them
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Apr 2, 2020 20:15
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Where do birds, disappear to at night Seemingly, out of fright Just like me, they post and read BYOB https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 2, 2020 21:45
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bird, you’re on byob
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Apr 2, 2020 22:06
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i have it on good authority that they stay at an air bnb (bird n bird)
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Apr 3, 2020 02:47
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They're transformers op. Wings fold in, beak tucks away and pretty soon you got a mouse or a vole or shrew. Birds are the daytime version, rodents are the nighttime animal. |
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Apr 3, 2020 04:27
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Galaxander posted:They're transformers op. Wings fold in, beak tucks away and pretty soon you got a mouse or a vole or shrew. Birds are the daytime version, rodents are the nighttime animal. I've never seen a rodent. High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Apr 3, 2020 04:29
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LastGoodBoy posted:I've never seen a rodent. They look like this 
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Apr 3, 2020 04:41
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You can sort of see some of the inverted bird features if you look carefully. |
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Apr 3, 2020 04:41
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I have never seen this before.
High on the hog, 90's style. |
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Apr 3, 2020 05:38
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they aren't out at night because they use solar batteries bing bong so simple |
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PsychedelicWarlord posted:they aren't out at night because they use solar batteries bing bong so simple so I guess owls have tiny little nuclear reactors? or are they powered by fear
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Apr 4, 2020 07:38
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they all go back to the zoo |
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Apr 4, 2020 12:38
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Just before sunset they immediately travel in time to the next sunrise to chirp at your window. Owls do the same, but in reverse. And don't even get me started on ravens. |
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Apr 4, 2020 13:39
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why do you think coconut is hollow
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Apr 4, 2020 19:46
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They stay in the museum and tell lots of interesting facts when you bring them bugs and fish. |
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pixaal posted:They stay in the museum and tell lots of interesting facts when you bring them bugs and fish. |
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Birds turn into bats at night |
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pixaal posted:They stay in the museum and tell lots of interesting facts when you bring them bugs and fish.
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