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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

All this talk about bad games made me search for some poo poo and I came across this masterpiece by Dan Pastorini:

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/197210090oti.htm

Went 3 of 21 for 31 yards with 0 TDs and 4 INTs, plus 3 sacks for a total loss of 26 yards

Also for good measure he threw in 3 rushes for 7 yards and a gaudy 2.33 YPC

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Athanatos posted:

Admin Jeffrey just posted stats on: "which thread has the highest reply count / time open ratio?" TFF is apparently the King in that department.

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| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
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|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3899931&pagenumber=12#post503834427

Nice, all NFL, an E3 press conference and that thread where a mod tried to explain why he was palling around with Nazis.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Did something happen during that Steelers / Bengals game of interest?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

seiferguy posted:

Did something happen during that Steelers / Bengals game of interest?

Vernon Davis

Edit: holy hell I meant Burfict how did I gently caress that up

Shimrra Jamaane fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Apr 3, 2020

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
My favorite awful game for a QB was Broncos-Chiefs November 2015.

Peyton Manning went 5-of-20 for 35 yards, 0 TDs, 4 INTs, and two sacks for 9 yards lost before getting benched for Brock Osweiler. 0.0 passer rating and 0.3 QB rating. :getin:

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

seiferguy posted:

Did something happen during that Steelers / Bengals game of interest?

That's the I'm Glad the Bengals Lost game of the Vontaze Burfict/Pacman Jones meltdown in the last minute

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Which one had duck penis chat?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



seiferguy posted:

Did something happen during that Steelers / Bengals game of interest?

Wild card game where an insane number of dirty, vicious hits happened that ended with some serious Bengals meltdown.



Roethlisberger got injured, Shazier cheap shot a guy, Vontaze Burflict did like, multiple hits before he finally got ejected. it was loving wild.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Silly Burrito posted:

Which one had duck penis chat?

Pick a random primetime game. There were a few years where it was just random posting and intentionally ignoring the game

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
:techno:

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1246156493126279169?s=20

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

Wild card game where an insane number of dirty, vicious hits happened that ended with some serious Bengals meltdown.



Roethlisberger got injured, Shazier cheap shot a guy, Vontaze Burflict did like, multiple hits before he finally got ejected. it was loving wild.

Even like the first quarter some Steelers positional coach was pulling a Bengal's dreads on the sideline.

And Joey Porter! What a game.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Kalli posted:

Wild card game where an insane number of dirty, vicious hits happened that ended with some serious Bengals meltdown.



Roethlisberger got injured, Shazier cheap shot a guy, Vontaze Burflict did like, multiple hits before he finally got ejected. it was loving wild.
Oh Jesus that game. That game made me feel dirty just from watching it.
I kind of wonder if Antonio Brown suffered brain damage from that hit, and the hit on Gio Bernard was just as bad.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I kind of wonder if Antonio Brown suffered brain damage from that hit,

Survey says: Yes

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Lance of Llanwyln posted:

I kind of wonder if Antonio Brown suffered brain damage from that hit
If you look at AB's timeline it explains his erratic behavior since that hit. He was doing just fine before that AFAIK

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
Pacman Jones claiming for months that AB faked being knocked unconscious


Better Than You posted:

If you look at AB's timeline it explains his erratic behavior since that hit. He was doing just fine before that AFAIK

It certainly didn't help that ANOTHER Bengals defender, George Iloka, knocked his head off in their 1st meeting after that WC game as well

D-LINK fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Apr 3, 2020

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Oh I was also conflating that game with the one a month earlier, where over $100k in fines were handed out, mostly to Burflict for *3 separate* dirty hits.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Burfict has been absolutely insane for as long as I've been watching him.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Burfict should be in prison

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Athanatos posted:

Admin Jeffrey just posted stats on: "which thread has the highest reply count / time open ratio?" TFF is apparently the King in that department.

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| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3899931&pagenumber=12#post503834427

you might say we're both the gayest and most dead part of an extremely gay and dead forum. quite an accomplishment

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Can we call a 1 888 number to boo Goodell?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I was watching this youtube video about logos and this Bears logo popped up which kinda made me laugh. It's just a very strange looking bear with strange looking limbs and a strange expression on his face. Where is his left foot? who knows

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Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Better Than You posted:

Burfict should be in prison

He will be soon enough

torgeaux
Dec 31, 2004
I serve...

Mystic Stylez posted:

All this talk about bad games made me search for some poo poo and I came across this masterpiece by Dan Pastorini:

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/197210090oti.htm

Went 3 of 21 for 31 yards with 0 TDs and 4 INTs, plus 3 sacks for a total loss of 26 yards

Also for good measure he threw in 3 rushes for 7 yards and a gaudy 2.33 YPC

I just watched a movie with a shirtless Dan Pastorini. His acting skills were on par with that game.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

Which one had duck penis chat?

Wasn’t that Cate the Great or something like that? It was an interesting time for GDTs, I think she was also behind some other, uh, interesting subjects...

Also winkie, who deserves credit for introducing all of us to at least one adult film star we weren’t previously aware of.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

Admin Jeffrey just posted stats on: "which thread has the highest reply count / time open ratio?" TFF is apparently the King in that department.

pre:
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| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3899931&pagenumber=12#post503834427

non-playoff GDTs from 2014 and 2015

checks out.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
I got to see Jake Delhomme.......start for the Cleveland Browns against the Jimmy Clausen led Panthers.

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/201011280cle.htm#all_pbp

The Panthers were 1-10 at that point and just looked completely inept. Peyton Hillis loving torched them averaging 5 yards per on 26 carries (with 3 TDs :ughh: ).

Clausen looked like poo poo (even with Steve Smith to throw to), and Delhomme threw 2 picks (including a pick six).

Carolina was in position to win the game as time expired, but John Kasay shanked a 42 yarder juuuuust to the left.


Thank Christ this team eventually gave us Cam Newton.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

So combine that with Apex Legends/Fortnite and let us all chase around a virtual Roger Goodell.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Silly Burrito posted:

So combine that with Apex Legends/Fortnite and let us all chase around a virtual Roger Goodell.

The Bengals should have to pick whoever wins the game of Fortnite held that night.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fartknocker posted:

Wasn’t that Cate the Great or something like that? It was an interesting time for GDTs, I think she was also behind some other, uh, interesting subjects...

Also winkie, who deserves credit for introducing all of us to at least one adult film star we weren’t previously aware of.

She was posting about prolapsed vaginas. Not sure about duck penises though...

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Athanatos posted:

Admin Jeffrey just posted stats on: "which thread has the highest reply count / time open ratio?" TFF is apparently the King in that department.

pre:
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
| datespan | rate   | replycount | title                                                                     | threadid |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
|     8636 | 0.4515 |       3899 | Sony E3 2014 Conference: Kaz Hirai's Twitter is Real                      |  3641829 |
|    20595 | 0.4358 |       8975 | Super Bowl 50 Official GDT: Poop and toenail fungus                       |  3763436 |
|    20450 | 0.3867 |       7909 | GB@SEA NFCCG GDT: Don't listen to 'em Marshawn, wear the gold cleats!     |  3695380 |
|     2577 | 0.3353 |        864 | Hello, posters of cspam.                                                  |  3909802 |
|    17306 | 0.3304 |       5718 | [Wildcard GDT] Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Cincinnati Bengals                 |  3759446 |
|    18962 | 0.3300 |       6258 | Super Bowl LIV GDT - You want the ball?                                   |  3913180 |
|    25152 | 0.3090 |       7772 | NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY                                  |  3632643 |
|    12717 | 0.2954 |       3757 | NFL Week 7: EARLY GAME MEGATHREAD GDT                                     |  3674327 |
|    18392 | 0.2875 |       5288 | The Ultimate Geezer Showdown: PV=nRT @ C39H60N8O13, AFC Championship Game |  3761457 |
|    19063 | 0.2810 |       5357 | NFL Week 1 Early GDT - CBS hopes you wanted to watch the Texans           |  3741616 |
+----------+--------+------------+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+----------+
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3899931&pagenumber=12#post503834427



Before I realized you meant Jeffrey of YOSPOS, I thought "Admin" was an autocorrect of "Alshon"

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Worst game I have been to was probably this years Redskins @ Vikings on Thursday night.

Not only was the game slow and boring, but there was a concert or two going on downtown, and it took me almost 2 hours to get from work to the stadium just before kickoff.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

She was posting about prolapsed vaginas. Not sure about duck penises though...

I believe I am responsible for the duck penis chat.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Chichevache posted:

I believe I am responsible for the duck penis chat.

I hope you feel the same shame I feel remembering prolapsed vagina-chat.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I watched the entire game where CJ2K went 17 carries for 120+ yards. The titans lost 59-0.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg posted:

I hope you feel the same shame I feel remembering prolapsed vagina-chat.

Please, we all fondly recall the wonder of duck dick discussion.

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

Chichevache posted:

Please, we all fondly recall the wonder of duck dick discussion.

I admit nothing!

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Play posted:

I was watching this youtube video about logos and this Bears logo popped up which kinda made me laugh. It's just a very strange looking bear with strange looking limbs and a strange expression on his face. Where is his left foot? who knows



This is like that jesus fresco the grandma wiped away then tried to redraw

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Play posted:

I was watching this youtube video about logos and this Bears logo popped up which kinda made me laugh. It's just a very strange looking bear with strange looking limbs and a strange expression on his face. Where is his left foot? who knows



This makes me remember the best logo of college football history, the UConn Huskies 1959's one:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
It’s no 80’s Tigers logo.



Or the later one humorously based off of lovely local barbershop window art.



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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

fartknocker posted:

Okay, what would be the shittiest of, say, the last 20 years?

Like, I know there have to be some worse than this, but the corpse of Kerry Collins vs Curtis Painter for the 2011 Colts was really bad, and then Dan Orlovsky ended up being mildly competent! I’m sure the 2006 Raiders with the mortal remains of Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walter (Whose picture on Wikipedia amuses me) was just as thrilling...

AHEM

I'm late but I do not care. As I posted in the Bill O'Brien thread, the Texans once won the division with this stable of QBs (the number in parenthesis is number of starts that year):
Brian Hoyer (9) / Ryan Mallett (4) / T. J. Yates (2) / Brandon Weeden (1)

This led directly to a hilarious amount of money being thrown at Brock Osweiler because we would rather have had any loving one than live through that again

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