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Korthal
May 26, 2011

This is a goomba.



In Japanese they are called Kuribo, which means chestnut. Because they look like chestnuts.



Their name was changed in English to a slur for an Italian American, but because you can't be racist against white people nobody really cares.

Some goombas have wings for some reason.



Bowser mainly uses goombas as the bulk of his forces for his army.



However, all they really seem to do is walk menacingly. They don't even bite with their fangs.



Mario has no problem with simply jumping on a goomba's head, crushing it's organs and sqlurting out viscera in all directions.

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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

gently caress you

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

mysterious loyall X posted:

gently caress you

que sera sera
Aug 4, 2006

mysterious loyall X posted:

gently caress you

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

We don’t need megathreads about the single most iconic enemy in a video game in this forum, OP. You have to go to jail.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

e: Pussy.

Frenz
Jan 14, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

gently caress you

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

gently caress you

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

My favorite part of the OP is when they presented Mario as dark and realistic to explore those implications.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

Pushy Cat
Jun 24, 2016

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

lmao

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

lol

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

Lmfao

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

mysterious loyall X posted:

Eureeka (Greek for yatta)

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Chilled Milk
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

mysterious loyall X posted:

Todd Solondz: Alright. What if we make a movie about children. But theure loving.

Harmony Korine: Have a little respect man. Epstein was just murdered with hillarys heart attack gun and the federal reserve is running low on adrenochrone.

Larry Clark: Eureeka (Greek for yatta). What if the kids shove a dildo up a goombas rear end and theor spores fly out of their mouth while they scream in pain becayse theyre sentient mushrooms.r

lol

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