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frump truck

hello... again!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Amigus-dyngus

* Wet Monday
* Boys throw water on girls and spank them with pussy willow branches
* Girls can do it back!! equal opportunity holiday
* Girls can use painted eggs as protection money
* You can dress like a bear
* Sometimes you throw people into a river
* You say "Dyngus, dyngus, for two eggs; I don't want bread, only eggs"

all this and i forgot it was yesterday!!!! BAH

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Heather Papps

hello friend


it was a blast! the bear costumes this year were unbelievable



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Manifisto


sata andagi posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%9Amigus-dyngus

* Wet Monday
* Boys throw water on girls and spank them with pussy willow branches
* Girls can do it back!! equal opportunity holiday
* Girls can use painted eggs as protection money
* You can dress like a bear
* Sometimes you throw people into a river
* You say "Dyngus, dyngus, for two eggs; I don't want bread, only eggs"

all this and i forgot it was yesterday!!!! BAH

since we are all anonymous here I can confess that I created this article yesterday as part of my legal defense for throwing water on strangers and spanking them with pussy willow branches, among other things I have been arrested for allegedly doing

please though everyone pretend it's real, if someone calls and asks


ty nesamdoom!

nut

best part of dyngus day is i iget to eat double bread day after

manero

Oh holy heck, I actually knew about dyngus day! Gosh dang it!

Nosfereefer

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in america they call it "wet t poo poo contest"

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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
or just "poo poo contest" for short





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Nosfereefer

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lol
e: in the case of wet t poo poo, please consult a doctor

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google THIS

1: Hey, what should we call this very special day, fellow reveler?

2: I don't care! Stop hitting me with tree branches, you dingus!

1: :aaa:

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
My family is polish and this is my #1 holiday of all time. I had a really convoluted plan for this year but I couldn't quite pull it off. I'll get them next year :doom:

I should add my family mostly treats it as a waterfight. When I was a kid there were some polish families in the housing co-op I grew up in. We roped all the kids in the co-op into doing it with us and the result was basically an all out water war, complete with house to house combat. May I never grow too old for dingus day.

magic cactus fucked around with this message at 04:01 on Apr 15, 2020



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

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super sweet best pal

I've seen Wicker Man and Midsommar. You're not getting me into a bear costume.

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