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Escape From Noise

This is a really dire situation. Please help me find a solution if at all possible.

I opened my bag of chips upside-down. Now all of the chips will be coming out of the bag upside-down, as well. Flipping them all would be a huge issue. Any solutions appreciated.

# ? Apr 14, 2020 16:54

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# ? May 17, 2024 14:57

Manifisto

you and the chips need to book a ticket to 'straya, stat. this is an emergency, even if you close that bag real tight and secure it with a chip clip the chips will start to go stale soon. once you're there however the chips will come out the right way, and you can enjoy them with a can of foster's after a boxing match with a kangaroo.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 14, 2020 16:58

nut

Manifisto posted:

you and the chips need to book a ticket to 'straya, stat. this is an emergency, even if you close that bag real tight and secure it with a chip clip the chips will start to go stale soon. once you're there however the chips will come out the right way, and you can enjoy them with a can of foster's after a boxing match with a kangaroo.

me desperately stabbing my hand into the bag trying to catch my chips as they unexpectedly swirl around counterclockwise

# ? Apr 14, 2020 17:57

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I opened my bag of chips upside-down. Now all of the chips will be coming out of the bag upside-down, as well. Flipping them all would be a huge issue. Any solutions appreciated.

I always open my chips upside down. The seasoning always falls to the bottom, and when you open the bag upside down, it falls back on the chips.

# ? Apr 14, 2020 18:42

biosterous

op have you tried doing a handstand

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# ? Apr 14, 2020 18:43

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

op have you tried doing a handstand

I'm eating chips. I feel this answers that question.

# ? Apr 14, 2020 18:50

xcheopis

Get a gallon-size ziplock-type bag and fill it with the chips. Throw out the original bag, claim this was the idea all along, flawless victory.

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# ? Apr 14, 2020 21:10

FutonForensic

open up the other end. get a friend, and each of you eat your way through your side if the bag until u meet in the middle. now...... ur more than just friends

# ? Apr 14, 2020 21:22

Manifisto

take the chips to the byob spaceship thread. when we're back in zero gee, the chips will be all higglety-pigglety and direction will not matter.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 14, 2020 21:24

Finger Prince

Hold the bottom shut and hold the bag over a bowl. Open the bottom of the bag, and all the chips will slide out right-side up.

# ? Apr 14, 2020 21:28

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# ? Apr 14, 2020 21:33

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im_sorry posted:

I always open my chips upside down. The seasoning always falls to the bottom, and when you open the bag upside down, it falls back on the chips.

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# ? Apr 14, 2020 22:56

vanisher

Is the salty side of a chip its "up" side or its "down" side

To those who argue that the salt is like a decoration and is pleasing to the eye on the plate let us not forget a pringle must always be eaten salty side down, or towards the tongue.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 01:07

vanisher

Did they open the wrong side if the salty sides are all facing down now?

# ? Apr 15, 2020 01:10

Trying

Will them into Pringles.

# ? Apr 15, 2020 01:19

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im_sorry posted:

I always open my chips upside down. The seasoning always falls to the bottom, and when you open the bag upside down, it falls back on the chips.

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# ? Apr 15, 2020 01:58

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get an identical bag of chips and open it from the top and then sew the openings together. then open the second one from the bottom also and get a third bag and open it from the top and sew it to the bottom of the second bag. then get another bag etc etc until you have a whole line of chip bag that forms a ring around the whole world. then use a knife to slit open all the bags from the front and you'll have Earth Ring Chip Trough hope this helps!!

# ? Apr 15, 2020 03:29

Macnult

*checking the bag�s pulse*
get op a bowl! pronto!

# ? Apr 15, 2020 17:16

Mummy Napkin

pack your bags and take the patient bag to bizarro world PRONTO ASAP AS POSSIBLE

# ? Apr 17, 2020 15:22

Ass-penny

im_sorry posted:

I always open my chips upside down. The seasoning always falls to the bottom, and when you open the bag upside down, it falls back on the chips.

This for real.

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# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:21

cda: by Hand Knit

Just do a handstand, dummy

# ? Apr 17, 2020 17:34

biosterous

cda posted:

Just do a handstand, dummy

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# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:36

Escape From Noise

cda posted:

Just do a handstand, dummy

This has been covered. Plz read the thread before jumping to conclusions. Dummy.

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Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Apr 18, 2020

# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:33

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

ok so go get a pull up bar, now hook your knees around it and hang upside down you now have free hands to hold the bag and have right side up chips

# ? Apr 17, 2020 20:53

Manifisto

attach a cat to each chip such that when the cat is right side up, the chip is also right side up. as each cat is shaken out of the bag, it will land on its feet and the associated chip will be in the correct orientation.

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:02

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# ? May 17, 2024 14:57

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Manifisto posted:

attach a cat to each chip such that when the cat is right side up, the chip is also right side up. as each cat is shaken out of the bag, it will land on its feet and the associated chip will be in the correct orientation.

the ketchup catchip theory! I thought it was legend.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:10

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