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I have learned a lot of poo poo on these forums. Some of it is useless knowledge, some useful poo poo like vinyl and bike stuff, some of that newfangled kid speak (uhhh slang), hell even sex positions (shout out to the goon that explained spitroasting). I even learned some newer acronyms iirc! Some of the funniest stuff has been the history of the forums itself. Post and include something that the forums have taught you specifically, and as I remember or learn new poo poo I will include more about random poo poo i've learned from these forums myself. Comedy is welcome and especially encouraged!
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Apparently people are all about eating rear end now
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Apr 15, 2020 21:06
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Working at the dick sucking factory is a rewarding and lucrative career.
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Apr 15, 2020 21:12
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I learned that 
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Apr 15, 2020 21:14
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Pretty much all the horrible stuff about anime (i.e. everything about anime) I learned from these forums. Oh except futanari, I learned that from WoW
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Apr 15, 2020 21:14
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Diet Mountain Thunder is the preferred drink of Squatch Hunters
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Apr 15, 2020 21:15
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Pretty much all the horrible stuff about anime (i.e. everything about anime) I learned from these forums. I learned my daughter mini derps is a big fan of your magic cat paw avatar
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Apr 15, 2020 21:17
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Derpies posted:I learned my daughter mini derps is a big fan of your magic cat paw avatar It looks like a jellyfish to me.
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Apr 15, 2020 21:18
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With the skills I learned here at somethingawful I was able to smoothly transition into my role as a retard masturbater and happily work from home during these trying times. Thanks goons.
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Apr 15, 2020 21:21
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Derpies posted:I learned my daughter mini derps is a big fan of your magic cat paw avatar hi5 mini derps. I look forward to seeing you shitpost when you're of an appropriate age. My Shoes posted:It looks like a jellyfish to me. This is okay with me.
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Apr 15, 2020 21:23
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The forums taught me to rebel against oppression. Grill the meats fill the streets
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Apr 15, 2020 21:23
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I learned some people have done awful things to their dog
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Apr 15, 2020 21:26
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I have learned nothing here. I suppose I am one of the teachers.
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Apr 15, 2020 21:43
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"When the teacher becomes the student, then poo poo gets real. You heard about it. " -- The Buddha
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Apr 15, 2020 21:46
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Pretty much all the horrible stuff about anime (i.e. everything about anime) I learned from these forums. Just lol if you weren't born with instinctual knowledge of futas
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Apr 15, 2020 21:48
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"shoutout to the goon that explained spitroasting" should be the GBS subtitle imo
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Apr 15, 2020 21:48
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This site taught me what donkey punching is, which has never been useful. Most of my internet subculture knowledge comes from here as well.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:16
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I learned about Wonder Showzen because of this site. 
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Apr 15, 2020 22:35
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i saw someone on twitter just now who learned what goatse is in the year of our lord 2020
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Apr 15, 2020 22:38
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goethe.cx posted:i saw someone on twitter just now who learned what goatse is in the year of our lord 2020 Obviously not a forums poster and has a lot of time on their hands during quarantine :P
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Apr 15, 2020 22:39
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I learnt goon love is best love. Is the 'I'm bored, come talk to me' thread still running? If you wanted love, that was the place to go. Thanks goons.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:46
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Who What Now posted:Just lol if you weren't born with instinctual knowledge of futas somethingawful did in fact teach me about transexual people and image redirects when i was a lot younger, because lowtax used to have it so that if you image leeched, it would replace the image you were trying to leech with an image of a lady pointing her penis down at the camera someone leeched it on another forum and was like 'check out this funny pic' without realising the redirect was in place
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Apr 15, 2020 22:51
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I'm bored, come talk to me.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:53
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm gay, come talk to me.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:56
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Hi gay, I'm dad.
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Apr 15, 2020 22:58
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I learned a lot from LF when I was 18-19. I had left-wing inclinations but lacked the language and data to really support them, and LF provided that in between all the shitposting. Also E/N had a "goon virginity megathread" back in the day where the gooniest of goons sought dating and self-improvement advice. Thankfully, even in my most awkward teenage phase I wasn't as far gone as some of those guys, but it could occasionally give decent advice that wasn't the PUA poo poo you'd find elsewhere.
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Apr 15, 2020 23:00
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I learned a lot of you are gay and like to tell everyone about it constantly.
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Apr 15, 2020 23:34
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Obsidianheart posted:I learned a lot of you are gay and like to tell everyone about it constantly. Please stop telling others how gay we are
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Apr 15, 2020 23:38
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I do that on my own drat time
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Apr 15, 2020 23:38
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Goons In Platoons kept me the gently caress outta the United States military
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Apr 15, 2020 23:39
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yes also the forums taught me that i am a homosexual
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Apr 15, 2020 23:39
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quote:"Your theory that somethingawful is the centre of the internet, and that GBS is the forum which is its heart it has a very convincing ring to it, Mr. James, but it's wrong. I've got a better theory," said the little old lady.
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Apr 15, 2020 23:55
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Obsidianheart posted:I learned a lot of you are gay and like to tell everyone about it constantly. Bullshit!!
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Apr 16, 2020 01:01
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I learned that one man’s giant distended anus and one pig’s huge swinging balls have the power to really bring people together in a positive way.
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Apr 16, 2020 01:05
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I learned a lot of useless trivia I can't specifically recall.
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Apr 16, 2020 01:19
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I learned all that poo poo about how thoroughbred horses are ultra suicidal and dumber than horse-shaped agglomerations of dust, or at least, I operate with the assumption "thought of bees and died" post is true.
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Apr 16, 2020 01:35
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My Shoes posted:I have learned a lot of poo poo on these forums. Some of it is useless knowledge, some useful poo poo like vinyl and bike stuff, some of that newfangled kid speak (uhhh slang), hell even sex positions (shout out to the goon that explained spitroasting). I even learned some newer acronyms iirc! Some of the funniest stuff has been the history of the forums itself. Poop is stored in the balls
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Apr 16, 2020 01:37
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i learned all the bullshit i missed from not signing up for twitter
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Apr 16, 2020 01:45
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I learned to  and sometimes its funny Most of the time its not
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I learned to never, ever reveal my secret, shameful fetishes.
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