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Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Who What Now posted:

I learned to never, ever reveal my secret, shameful fetishes.

This works really well for me since my main fetish is concealing my other fetishes.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 02:35

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# ? May 11, 2024 11:48

Strumpie: Dec 9, 2012

Am I supposed to guess the fetishes?
You'll never find out what mine is, you'll have to tickle me!!!

I'm so happy to learn more things about my fellow posters.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 02:55

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Strumpie posted:

Am I supposed to guess the fetishes?
You'll never find out what mine is, you'll have to tickle me!!!

I'm so happy to learn more things about my fellow posters.

I�ll never tell. If I did I wouldn�t be able to come.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:40

BlueTide: Apr 11, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

olives black posted:

I learned that

Hell yeah dude!

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:43

BlueTide: Apr 11, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

To contribute: I've been lurking this place since middle school, and it, actually HAS taught me just about everything I know, haha. Not a single better place on the internet for any recommendation you can find, whether it's cooking, video games, anime, etc. I love these forums and hope the new management direction brings us back to the glory days.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:46

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

It's true, every time my car is a gently caress the angels at AI descend to my level with outstanding advice.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:50

CaptainAttitude: May 31, 2003; This haircut was a good idea.

I learned that Microwaves mom is hot.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:52

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Leave your dorm door Open

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:56

BlueTide: Apr 11, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

SilvergunSuperman posted:

It's true, every time my car is a gently caress the angels at AI descend to my level with outstanding advice.

Wasn't AI the place that kept using trans-misogynist slurs? Car people are awful...

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:57

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

CaptainAttitude posted:

I learned that Microwaves mom is hot.

Microwave's mom gives me a bon3r

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:58

BlueTide: Apr 11, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Isaac posted:

Leave your dorm door Open

Yes! Best advice I ever got. Too bad I was normally too busy reading the forums to talk to the people who popped in though, haha.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 03:58

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Put a tie on your doorknob when you're posting

# ? Apr 16, 2020 04:09

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I�ll never tell. If I did I wouldn�t be able to come.

You already revealed your main jam.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 08:58

Prism Mirror Lens: Oct 9, 2012; ~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~

Pretty sure I read Marx, Lenin, Proudhon, Zizek, like 1 page of Hegel because gently caress that, etc because of these forums

And the bad webcomics threads taught me that while everybody is definitely out to get you and make fun of you, they will also celebrate your successes and your unique weirdness, and that�s kind of the same as them loving your work

# ? Apr 16, 2020 09:30

ninjoatse.cx: Apr 9, 2005; Fun Shoe

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

they will also celebrate your successes and your unique weirdness, and that�s kind of the same as them loving your work

At least link a single example for the rest of us.

# ? Apr 16, 2020 13:37

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

BlueTide posted:

Wasn't AI the place that kept using trans-misogynist slurs?

Yeah people who generalize about groups suck, don't they?

quote:

Car people are awful...

# ? Apr 16, 2020 13:45

Crypto Cobain: Jun 17, 2018; by Reene

When I hear "car people", the only thing that comes to mind is

# ? Apr 16, 2020 16:00

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

Reminded me of my love of taco bell

# ? Apr 16, 2020 16:18

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

I learned that Iowans are proud of their porkchops

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My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

I learned that a lot of people really don�t like boomers

# ? Apr 17, 2020 02:30

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

I miss Zach Parsons

# ? Apr 17, 2020 02:37

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I miss Zach Parsons

I miss the OPs mom's puss

# ? Apr 17, 2020 03:05

BlueTide: Apr 11, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

Big Beef City posted:

Yeah people who generalize about groups suck, don't they?

"Car people" are not a disenfranchised group! Wtf is the wrong with you. Go back yo your forum of bigot bros and work on radiators or break lines or...whatever! rear end in a top hat.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 03:07

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

BlueTide posted:

"Car people" are not a disenfranchised group! Wtf is the wrong with you. Go back yo your forum of bigot bros and work on radiators or break lines or...whatever! rear end in a top hat.

Ummmm

Hmmm ok time to calm down now. Let�s not have a melt down. Here drink this warm milk. I didn�t even pee in it. much

# ? Apr 17, 2020 03:33

BlueTide: Apr 11, 2020; by Fluffdaddy

My Shoes posted:

Ummmm

Hmmm ok time to calm down now. Let�s not have a melt down. Here drink this warm milk. I didn�t even pee in it. much

Thank you for not peeing in it as much as you could have. *drinks*

# ? Apr 17, 2020 04:31

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

BlueTide posted:

Thank you for not peeing in it as much as you could have. *drinks*

Ive also learned that pee is stored in the balls.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:11

Green Ganja: Apr 8, 2020

My Shoes posted:

Ive also learned that pee is stored in the balls.

Poop is stored in the balls. Pee is stored in the rear end

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:12

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Green Ganja posted:

Poop is stored in the balls. Pee is stored in the rear end

*rapidly flipping through upside down medical textbook*
No...NO That's...that's not what it says here, I'm certain!

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:20

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

I've learned a ton of great poo poo from Something Awful. It's had a huge impact on me since randomly discovering the forums around 2011-2012. (I'd never even heard of it before then.)

In a world filled with humorless idiots, the SA forums are one of the most valuable resources for comedy gold on the internet.

In short, the piss tape is real.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:24

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

Green Ganja posted:

Poop is stored in the balls. Pee is stored in the rear end

pee is stored in the balls for men, and in the butt for women. learn basic anatomy smdh

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:24

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

actually pee is stored in the ovaries, the female equivalent of balls

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:38

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

goethe.cx posted:

actually pee is stored in the ovaries, the female equivalent of balls

its true.

https://i.imgur.com/ZR5WG3v.mp4

# ? Apr 17, 2020 18:42

My Shoes: Jul 23, 2019

goon diet is hot cheetos and redbull.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:20

Pahilla the Hun: Jul 24, 2007; Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

i learned how to photoshop and make book covers inappropriate

# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:36

Jay_Zombie: Apr 20, 2007; We're sealing the tunnel!

I learned that investing in a gourmet hot dog restaurant is a solid financial decision.

# ? Apr 17, 2020 21:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

My Shoes posted:

goon diet is hot cheetos and redbull.

I�ve matured and moved on to hot Cheetos popcorn and beer.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 00:23

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Green Ganja posted:

Poop is stored in the balls. Pee is stored in the rear end

MODS!!!

# ? Apr 18, 2020 01:57

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

The vent hood is the most expensive part of fitting out a new eatery.
If I get an erection around a woman who I'm not loving, I should drop to the ground and crawl away while meowing.
If someone in my household starts habitually dropping long hard turds that won't flush away, we should get a poop knife.
Never enter an old man's apartment, he might make you do unspeakable things to his crusty-with-cum stuffed monkey.
If I'm having trouble pissing in a public place, saying "Piss you little pissbitch!" to myself will fix it.
I can instantly tap into my inner courage reserves with the mantra "Get real beefy BITCH!"

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Apr 18, 2020

# ? Apr 18, 2020 02:09

Kritzkrieg Kop: Nov 4, 2009

Never learned anything worthwhile here, sorry.

# ? Apr 18, 2020 03:29

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Faded Mars: Jul 1, 2004; It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga.

I learned how to get people to pay me money for the sundry strings of words I put together when I manage to fight off my severe procrastination.

Also socialism, marxism, and a burgeoning love of the guillotine.

Best almost 16 years of my life.

...gently caress

# ? Apr 18, 2020 03:41

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