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guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Did they ever plan to make it or what happened

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
That was 50 million years ago, OP

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That’s why I’m wondering what ever happened with them. Remeber when the window broke

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

is that dude still dating grimes or what, that was kinda weird

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

More like “cyberfuck,” OP. a/s/l?

guitartorch
Jan 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Is there a discount code

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
TSLA stock is over 225% what it was when that dumb truck was announced.

Wifi Toilet fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Apr 18, 2020

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
you mean the truck Eli Munsk or w/e his name is?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

it got t-boned by the venga bus

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

appropriatemetaphor posted:

is that dude still dating grimes or what, that was kinda weird

He knocked her up

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

numberoneposter posted:

it got t-boned by the venga bus

I'm worried that you may have contracted vengabusitis

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
A cyber is not something that you just dump something on, OP. It's not a big truck.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
It probably caught fire or the wheels fell off and it crashed

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.
He shot it into space, it's what he does with his favorite toys.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
i dont give a cyber gently caress

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Everyone made fun of his, and then Simone Giertz made a better one by lopping the back off of a regular Tesla.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Kyberturkk!!

TatoPancakes
Jun 5, 2019

the brainwaves are thinking
I think elon put the joint down

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


You guys seen that picture of Elon before the hair transplant and dentistry and plastic surgery and team of stylists? It's wild lol I bet he posts here

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Cyber truckin and cyber fuckin is all I crave

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ivan’s tard car.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

great big cardboard tube posted:

You guys seen that picture of Elon before the hair transplant and dentistry and plastic surgery and team of stylists? It's wild lol I bet he posts here

Seriously

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



LabyaMynora posted:

Everyone made fun of his, and then Simone Giertz made a better one by lopping the back off of a regular Tesla.

She made hers first and they invited her to the cybertruck unveiling event but then told her she couldn't drive hers to the event. She did anyway and drove around on the lot after the show and everyone loved it. What I'm saying is all the boards of his companies should fire Musk and replace him with Giertz.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Sgt. Politeness posted:

He knocked her up

The cybertruck was an elaborate gender reveal party.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Alas the truck was also merely a used Cpap machine

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It got sent to the cyber scrap yard OP.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
It went to cyber hell

Didn't even die, the earth just opened up and swallowed it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
it got the wu flu because it’s window broke

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i think someone took an irissnap of it in new detroit citys neon district

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Elon is converting them into CPAP machines to give to hospitals that need ventilators.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

great big cardboard tube posted:

You guys seen that picture of Elon before the hair transplant and dentistry and plastic surgery and team of stylists? It's wild lol I bet he posts here

Hi I'm L Ron Munsk AMA.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it was decided that it would be better as a dlc for cyberpunk 2069

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

russia stole it OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8MYynmi80I

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




my cybertruck was delivered and now i live in the net. so you probably haven't seen me driving around much.

did you pre-order or what? maybe make a post on the bbs to ask when yours will be delivered.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

If you want a car that looks like a doorstop you really want a lancia Stratos. Of course this are impossible to obtain much like the cyber truck.

Steve Ballmer
Aug 25, 2013

Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!

LabyaMynora posted:

Everyone made fun of his, and then Simone Giertz made a better one by lopping the back off of a regular Tesla.

Other way around, she made the Truckla first, and then Eelong made the Cybertruck

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

IShallRiseAgain posted:

The cybertruck was an elaborate gender reveal party.

Congratulations! It's an Autobot!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
nobody gives a cyber gently caress

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

...i do

I have given all my cyber fucks for the greater glory

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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
I take all trucks and give no fucks.

:awesomelon:CYBER CYBER CYBER CYBER:awesomelon:

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