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Weka posted:Hi I'm L Ron Munsk AMA.
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I put on my robe and wizard hat and climb into my truck
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Apr 18, 2020 15:30
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ford is working on a ford focus based pickup that will sell for less than $20k in 2021
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Apr 18, 2020 17:19
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naem posted:ford is working on a ford focus based pickup that will sell for less than $20k in 2021 i wish this was real
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Apr 18, 2020 17:23
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naem posted:ford is working on a ford focus based pickup that will sell for less than $20k in 2021 I think it's already out: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Power-Wh...ASABEgIJmPD_BwE
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Apr 18, 2020 18:27
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Apr 18, 2020 19:13
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Elon got hungry and ate it
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Apr 18, 2020 19:44
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It turned out the cyber truck cyber sucked and was cyber chucked into the cyber muck, may it rust in piss.
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Apr 18, 2020 19:54
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guitartorch posted:i wish this was real it is, they’ve had a tiny fiesta based mini-truck popular in developing nations for years and they’re making a focus based one for the US https://www.caranddriver.com/news/amp31281106/ford-small-pickup-coming-2021/
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Cyber truckin and cyber fuckin is all I crave The stock market was astonished!
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Apr 18, 2020 21:09
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they couldn't afford to fix it after Elon broke all the windows
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Apr 18, 2020 21:13
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numberoneposter posted:If you want a car that looks like a doorstop you really want a lancia Stratos. Of course this are impossible to obtain much like the cyber truck. Do you mean the Stratos Zero? The 'regular' Stratos had a decent production run and you can still get a Lister Bell version today if you want so it's better than a Cybertruck
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Apr 18, 2020 21:32
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Cyber truckin and cyber fuckin is all I crave Born on a motherboard, raised in a C.A.V.E.
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Knight posted:It went to cyber hell Lucky truck Money Used Stupidly Kids
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Apr 19, 2020 10:41
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Mooey Cow posted:It turned out the cyber truck cyber sucked and was cyber chucked into the cyber muck, may it rust in piss. How much suck would a Cybertruck suck?
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Apr 19, 2020 15:56
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The MUSK Manifesto
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Apr 19, 2020 16:37
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Development of the cyber truck was transferred to the new cyber bus project. These were to be used by the UK goverment to transport gyro recipients to the dick sucking factory for forced labor. That plan had to be put on hold due to social distancing issues.
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Apr 19, 2020 16:54
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They sent them all into space.
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Apr 19, 2020 16:55
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elon musk stopped working on the cyber truck for now because he is too busy with his plan to save us from corona virus, which involves building a giant submarine to evacuate the entire population of earth and move to a planet that has less corona virus
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Apr 19, 2020 16:58
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And by that, I think you mean “Donating a bunch of CPAP machines and trying to convince everyone they’re ventilators”.
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Apr 19, 2020 17:24
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naem posted:it is, they’ve had a tiny fiesta based mini-truck popular in developing nations for years and they’re making a focus based one for the US I hope you can run a tiny food truck out of the back of it and serve exactly one person at a location and all it serves is piss and the piss tastes bad and everyone gets mad at the person drinking the piss but they're too aloof to notice it because boy I'm really scoffing at this tiny truck and the market it may serve
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Apr 19, 2020 17:33
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The cyber truck was just cover for the opening vestiges of corona virus. Remember when we laughed because the unbreakable window broke? Well, at the time it got a lot of media attention, and at the same time the illuminati were planting corona virus into the bat that the guy ate in China which then turned in to whats going on now. See, the thing is, a lot of people believe that there already IS a cure for it, but scientists haven't found out a way to make the vaccine cause autism yet. But if you think about that for two seconds, you know thats a load of poo poo. If they want the corona virus vaccine to cause autism, all "they" have to do is add the same ingredients from ALL THE OTHER VACCINES THAT CAUSE AUTISM (all of them obviously), and then your Corona virus vaccine causes autism. But "they" already know that, and have done it. So, its not that they can't release the vaccine because it doesn't cause autism yet, its that they're waiting for a whole poo poo load more cases to come up then "MIRACULOUSLY" the cure will be Elon Musk is a part of this, by sabotaging his windows he (musk) deliberately got the attention of the media away from the market in China where the corona bat was sold. The dude actually selling the bat was busy staring at his TV laughing and pretty much being all "ooohhhhh stupid american with supposed breakproof windows on ugly truck think he so special", and as that was happening, One of the highest of highs in the illuminati, injected "bat patient zero" with corona virus. Illuminati guy himself however, had already been inoculated with the non-autism causing formula of the vaccine that is reserved for the global elite and a select few other 1%ers who aren't necessarily part of that "elite", but are considered worthy enough to get the non-autism causing vaccine.
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Apr 19, 2020 17:56
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Big Beef City posted:I hope you can run a tiny food truck out of the back of it and serve exactly one person at a location and all it serves is piss and the piss tastes bad and everyone gets mad at the person drinking the piss but they're too aloof to notice it because boy I'm really scoffing at this tiny truck and the market it may serve there is a huge market gap for a small affordable pickup, ford would have the us cornered. every other truck out there costs like $35k and has a fake hood scoop and is the size of a city bus.
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Apr 19, 2020 18:03
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naem posted:there is a huge market gap for a small affordable pickup, ford would have the us cornered. If it had legitimate offroad capability and came with a manual transmission in more than just the absolute barest of bare bones model, I'd consider buying one.
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Apr 19, 2020 18:05
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naem posted:there is a huge market gap for a small affordable pickup, ford would have the us cornered. There is next to zero market for this in the US and it will fail horribly.
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500,000 people have each paid $100 to pre order it edit: some claim it's 600,000+ people now Dave Concepcion fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Apr 19, 2020 |
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Apr 19, 2020 18:12
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Big Beef City posted:There is next to zero market for this in the US and it will fail horribly. I disagree, especially at a sub $20k price. A lot of people are going to like a small utilitarian vehicle
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Apr 19, 2020 18:16
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wesleywillis posted:If it had legitimate offroad capability and came with a manual transmission in more than just the absolute barest of bare bones model, I'd consider buying one. It’s for people who need to carry stuff around in town and for whom the smaller size and better fuel economy is more important than being able to carry an entire building while running over Priuses or whatever. I can see these being popular as fleet vehicles. The Cybertruck could’ve cornered the fleet truck market had it been designed as a sensible electric truck instead of the complete joke that it is.
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Apr 19, 2020 18:43
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There's another car they announced even before that, the Model Y, that they still haven't shipped yet lol
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Apr 19, 2020 18:50
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naem posted:I disagree, especially at a sub $20k price. A lot of people are going to like a small utilitarian vehicle starts at 20k for bare bones 1.5L front wheel drive base model. 5k less than a ranger So for 5k less than a ranger I can get a smaller vehicle with a car suspension, with a car engine, no all wheel drive, neither the passenger room of a car, nor the bed space or towing capacity or customization of a truck, and no luxury options. Wonderful.
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but..... cyber
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FCKGW posted:There's another car they announced even before that, the Model Y, that they still haven't shipped yet lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Model_Y Or is it the tesla MODELK WHY?!?!?! 
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Big Beef City posted:starts at 20k for bare bones 1.5L front wheel drive base model. the entire automotive market has shifted $5-$10k up in price minimum pretty much across the board and this is an attempt to introduce something back into that lower price/value bracket, I could see it doing quite well. not everyone needs advanced action depth grommets or 46” death-wheels or fake hood scoops, sometimes they just need to haul a couple 100 pound bags of cement across town affordably. I’m not buying one, I work in an office, but won’t be surprised when others will. here is the Brazilian made ford courier, based on a fiesta:  is it a tiny miserable turd? yes. can you put poo poo in the back? is it extremely affordable to buy and maintain? very will this new truck suck quite as bad? I would guess it would split the difference for those on a budget esp since there will be nothing else like it in the us
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How does a man with the name Musk not come out with a cologne?
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It was pretty far into development but then they released that video of the Cybertruck getting outtowed by another truck and that's something you cant recover from in the truck world. Also, the people making it realized that they did not actually know what a truck was and what it was used for when they designed it, so it is in the process of being redesigned and rebranded as Cybersuck but it's more of a appliance now than anything.
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They realized there's approximately 0%chance any country but the US would allow it onto the road because it's an angular death trap with no crumple zones.
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The cybertrucks achieved their secret purpose of bringing about the third impact op
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Geemer posted:They realized there's approximately 0%chance any country but the US would allow it onto the road because it's an angular death trap with no crumple zones. There's no engine in the front so this isn't actually an issue
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I'm still holding out for a Toyota Sienna with 7.5 inches of ground clearance. Better cargo capacity and seating than my midsize truck and is the same length. Slap a roof rack on it and it's a competent trailhead vehicle. The only other retail vehicle on the market with the same cargo capacity and seating capability is a full-size Suburban, Ford Expedition, or similar. The van is a lot easier to parallel park.
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Sex Skeleton posted:I'm still holding out for a Toyota Sienna with 7.5 inches of ground clearance. Better cargo capacity and seating than my midsize truck and is the same length. Slap a roof rack on it and it's a competent trailhead vehicle. You're describing the new big Subaru. AWD, 3 row seating for 8, and 8.7 inches of ground clearance.
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