Your girlfriend will break up with you if she sees you playing this game!

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Escape From Noise

She's gonna want to see that big tittied elf. Like in the banner ad. You will search for her everywhere IN GAME but you will have no such luck chump! You know why? We didn't even put her anywhere in the actual game! Punked! Haw!

But please download this very questionable file and play. So we can taunt you for your girlfriend breaking up with you due to your failures as a provider of Elvin t&a!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Apr 24, 2020

# ? Apr 23, 2020 13:16

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:10

Tonetta: look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

will i chill in 40 seconds

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# ? Apr 23, 2020 13:19

super sweet best pal

Is this how mafia works?

# ? Apr 23, 2020 17:01

Jellidelic

come chill, my lord

# ? Apr 23, 2020 18:25

itry

I can't imagine a lot of people will be into this kind of matchbreaking service.

# ? Apr 23, 2020 18:45

alnilam

Title: your girlfriend will break up with you if she sees you playing this game!

Video: guy incessantly swiping right on tinder

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# ? Apr 23, 2020 19:10

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itry posted:

I can't imagine a lot of people will be into this kind of matchbreaking service.

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# ? Apr 23, 2020 20:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Your husband will call the cops if he sees you playing superman 64

# ? Apr 23, 2020 20:41

Trying

Why are all games not Tekken?

# ? Apr 23, 2020 20:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Your mistress will file a restraining order if she sees you playing Ace Combat: Assault Horizon.

# ? Apr 23, 2020 20:54

Yinlock

yet another "you've been cucked by elfs" pop-up ad

# ? Apr 23, 2020 22:32

Macnult

swindled by false-advertising once again. i still have a girlfriend and now i have a hosed up computer

# ? Apr 23, 2020 22:35

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Macnult posted:

swindled by false-advertising once again. i still have a girlfriend and now i have a hosed up computer

Hahaha

# ? Apr 23, 2020 22:54

Escape From Noise

I'm smirking at this ad because I'm one step ahead of this game. My girlfriend has already broken up with me!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:55 on Apr 24, 2020

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:01

alexandriao

yuor girlfriends IS the game!!!

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:25

Escape From Noise

alexandriao posted:

yuor girlfriends IS the game!!!

My girlfriend is HHH?

# ? Apr 24, 2020 02:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Your girlfriend's husband will ask for a divorce if you play this game

# ? Apr 24, 2020 06:25

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

[talking to the employee at the jewelry store] so, i need a necklace that says "i'm sorry i played words with friends with your sister"

# ? Apr 25, 2020 16:49

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

My wife's boyfriend will never see this one coming *shares link*

# ? Apr 25, 2020 17:10

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 21:10

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As a fan of porno games, I'm always annoyed when those links are bogus.

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# ? Apr 26, 2020 18:53

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