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May 16, 2024 09:35
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- Stoner Sloth
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reading that did not arouse me one bit op
another BYOB success story!
"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar tell me so!"
-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly naughty
"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, please turn your self into the police because horny is highly illegal!"
-Anti-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly good
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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Apr 28, 2020 03:23
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- DOPE FIEND KILLA G
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imagine going to jail for having sex. and all the inmates point and laugh. they know what you did.
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Apr 28, 2020 03:39
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- Macnult
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[larry david getting dragged to the guillotine] it was the pants!! the crease in the pants! come on, you really think i'd pitch a tent over that *gestures to the executioner* whatever the hell that thing is??
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Apr 28, 2020 04:09
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- unknown butthole
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The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on
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the only thing that makes me horny is the sight of a crossdressing man surrounded by his friends in strange masks, but don't worry, it's only the image, for not even the memory can make me horny at this point.
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Apr 28, 2020 04:24
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- Escape From Noise
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rhinos? out
bulls? out
narwhals? definitely out
unicorns? oh you better believe you're gettin the gently caress out
What about toads...you know the kind
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Apr 28, 2020 16:26
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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itt horny goat weed is prohibited
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Apr 28, 2020 20:29
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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horny goat weed is illegal in byob
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Apr 28, 2020 20:30
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another BYOB success story!
"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, please turn your self into the police because horny is highly illegal!"
-Anti-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly good
i mean horny is illegal but frankly i dont care what consentng adults do in the privacy of their own homes. anti-rod (lmao) steward is a loving narc
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Apr 28, 2020 22:36
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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I'm so flaccid that it just fell onto to floor.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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Apr 29, 2020 06:28
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- Escape From Noise
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You'll never take me not horny, coppers!
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Apr 29, 2020 06:59
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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You can have my horny when you take it from my WARM, SWEATY HANDS
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Apr 29, 2020 08:15
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- Escape From Noise
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You can have my horny when you take it from my WARM, SWEATY HANDS
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Apr 29, 2020 09:05
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- Trying
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Mousse T's "Horny" has secret lyrics we must never discuss
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Apr 29, 2020 09:19
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- idiotsavant
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im breakin the law right itt
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Apr 29, 2020 10:24
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- idiotsavant
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the horniness is oozing out everywhere, all over the floor, all over the couch
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Apr 29, 2020 10:25
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- idiotsavant
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YOU CANT CUT BACK ON HORNY!!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!!
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Apr 29, 2020 10:25
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- Escape From Noise
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YOU CANT CUT BACK ON HORNY!!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!!
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Apr 29, 2020 11:15
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- oliwan
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Goat looking at this thread:
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Apr 29, 2020 17:19
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- idiotsavant
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jokes on you, i created these synthetic blends in my horny lab and theyre fully legal under state, federal, and byob law
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Apr 29, 2020 18:05
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- Escape From Noise
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Writing "Right To Horny" on myself this negating your unlawful search and seizure
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Apr 29, 2020 18:12
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- the unabonger
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anti-ho
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Apr 29, 2020 19:56
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.
Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Apr 29, 2020
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Apr 29, 2020 21:37
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May 16, 2024 09:35
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My son Honry seems to be doing ok with hiding in the attic until horny is no longer prohibited. Really kicking myself now for misspelling his name on his birth certificate.
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