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Horny is...
	illegal!
	verboten!
	so over rated, gawd.
	Goku

Stoner Sloth

(yelling in terrible "Scottish" accent) "You can take our lives, but you'll never take our horny!"

takes an arrow to between the knees and up a bit

"Och, right in the kilt... well I stand corrected, I'll just see myself out."

# ? Apr 27, 2020 23:38

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:56

biosterous

reading that did not arouse me one bit op

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he/him

# ? Apr 28, 2020 03:12

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar tell me so!"

-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly naughty

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Apr 28, 2020 03:19

Stoner Sloth

biosterous posted:

reading that did not arouse me one bit op

another BYOB success story!

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

"If you want my body and you think I'm sexy come on sugar tell me so!"

-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly naughty

"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, please turn your self into the police because horny is highly illegal!"

-Anti-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly good

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# ? Apr 28, 2020 03:23

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Even hypothetically this guy should get in trouble

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# ? Apr 28, 2020 03:32

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

imagine going to jail for having sex. and all the inmates point and laugh. they know what you did.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 03:39

Macnult

[larry david getting dragged to the guillotine] it was the pants!! the crease in the pants! come on, you really think i'd pitch a tent over that *gestures to the executioner* whatever the hell that thing is??

# ? Apr 28, 2020 04:09

unknown butthole: The old customs remain
and the ancient gods live on

the only thing that makes me horny is the sight of a crossdressing man surrounded by his friends in strange masks, but don't worry, it's only the image, for not even the memory can make me horny at this point.

# ? Apr 28, 2020 04:24

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

thank goodness someone finally did something about all that horny

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# ? Apr 28, 2020 09:26

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

rhinos? out
bulls? out
narwhals? definitely out
unicorns? oh you better believe you're gettin the gently caress out

# ? Apr 28, 2020 16:17

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Even hypothetically this guy should get in trouble

actually this man is the horny inquisitor, working behind enemy lines to expose the dreaded horny

# ? Apr 28, 2020 16:18

Escape From Noise

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

rhinos? out
bulls? out
narwhals? definitely out
unicorns? oh you better believe you're gettin the gently caress out

What about toads...you know the kind

# ? Apr 28, 2020 16:26

Goons Are Gifts

In a thread where Bonobos are fine, but goats are outlawed

# ? Apr 28, 2020 16:57

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

itt horny goat weed is prohibited

# ? Apr 28, 2020 20:29

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

horny goat weed is illegal in byob

# ? Apr 28, 2020 20:30

wearing a lampshade

Stoner Sloth posted:

another BYOB success story!

"If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy, please turn your self into the police because horny is highly illegal!"

-Anti-Rod Stewart, a man who is clearly good

i mean horny is illegal but frankly i dont care what consentng adults do in the privacy of their own homes. anti-rod (lmao) steward is a loving narc

# ? Apr 28, 2020 22:36

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

I'm so flaccid that it just fell onto to floor.

High on the hog, 90's style.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 06:28

Escape From Noise

You'll never take me not horny, coppers!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 06:59

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You can have my horny when you take it from my WARM, SWEATY HANDS

# ? Apr 29, 2020 08:15

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You can have my horny when you take it from my WARM, SWEATY HANDS

# ? Apr 29, 2020 09:05

Trying

Mousse T's "Horny" has secret lyrics we must never discuss

# ? Apr 29, 2020 09:19

Uxzuigal: Chill Berserker Dude

my wife is giving me the horn

that's verboten

<3 <3 Vanisher

# ? Apr 29, 2020 09:20

idiotsavant

im breakin the law right itt :q:

# ? Apr 29, 2020 10:24

idiotsavant

the horniness is oozing out everywhere, all over the floor, all over the couch

# ? Apr 29, 2020 10:25

idiotsavant

YOU CANT CUT BACK ON HORNY!!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 10:25

Escape From Noise

idiotsavant posted:

YOU CANT CUT BACK ON HORNY!!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 11:15

biosterous

idiotsavant posted:

YOU CANT CUT BACK ON HORNY!!! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!!!!!

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he/him

# ? Apr 29, 2020 15:04

Manifisto

nice try op but I'm HORNIE�, which is legally distinct from horny

limited supplies of HORNIE� are available to other posters, but act now, it's going fast

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 16:55

biosterous

liquidating all my assets to stockpile HORNIE(tm), gonna make a mint off of people who want a legal alternative to being horny

spending tons of my profits lobbying the government to keep horny illegal

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he/him

# ? Apr 29, 2020 17:16

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

Goat looking at this thread:

# ? Apr 29, 2020 17:19

idiotsavant

jokes on you, i created these synthetic blends in my horny lab and theyre fully legal under state, federal, and byob law

# ? Apr 29, 2020 18:05

Escape From Noise

Writing "Right To Horny" on myself this negating your unlawful search and seizure

# ? Apr 29, 2020 18:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just empty shelves in the horny section of the grocery store

# ? Apr 29, 2020 19:22

Manifisto

freehorny on the yob

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 19:38

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Your brain:
:flaccid:

Your brain on horny:
:gizz:

Friends don�t let friends get horny.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 19:41

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

D.A.R.E. to resist Horny thoughts.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Apr 29, 2020 19:42

the unabonger

anti-ho

# ? Apr 29, 2020 19:56

Jaguars!

Psst
hey
buddy...

... Check this out...

...Don't worry, no one can see us...

... You wanna buy a prince record?

# ? Apr 29, 2020 21:21

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The year is 2069. Weeks before I even think about watching women's volleyball, a precog wakes up in a tank, gasps, and sends two blue balls down a chute with my fantasies encoded on them to a detective at PreCum headquarters.

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Apr 29, 2020

# ? Apr 29, 2020 21:37

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# ? May 16, 2024 23:56

wearing a lampshade

My son Honry seems to be doing ok with hiding in the attic until horny is no longer prohibited. Really kicking myself now for misspelling his name on his birth certificate.

# ? Apr 29, 2020 22:05

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