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Horny is...
	illegal!
	verboten!
	so over rated, gawd.
	Goku

Heather Papps: hello friend

minecraft_holmes posted:

non-erotic dry humping ok?

that's called "the first dance" in my region

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# ? Jan 29, 2021 01:10

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:45

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

harny isnt against the rules though

lets get harny

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Jan 30, 2021 03:29

Finger Prince

minecraft_holmes posted:

harny isnt against the rules though

lets get harny

That's like, carny horny.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 05:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N17FXwRWEZs
in this music video maroon five trolls the world for horny, planning for his next tour

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Jan 30, 2021 06:25

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Horny is explicitly prohibited and if you become horny go to jail

# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:21

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I have never once experienced erotic thoughts or actions, I am a pure and unadulterated version of enlightenment, please do not follow me into the bathroom again

# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:22

Escape From Noise

Teddy Thunders posted:

Horny is explicitly prohibited and if you become horny go to jail

Singin' the horny blues in horny jail

# ? Jan 30, 2021 13:35

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Singin' the horny blues in horny jail

playin' the hornmonica

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# ? Jan 30, 2021 14:11

biosterous

horny?!?!?!?!

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he/him

# ? Jan 30, 2021 14:57

Chrs

sexually frustrated, Kevin Bacon goes into an abandoned warehouse to jerk off

# ? Jan 30, 2021 18:35

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Kevin Bacon is also prohibited in this thread

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:13

cruft

Hey bb r u groovy because I'm feelin' pretty frisky right now.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:34

cruft

cruft posted:

Hey bb r u groovy because I'm feelin' pretty frisky right now.

Oh poo poo, prohibited, not permitted.

Sorry, OP. Sorry. My bad.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 19:34

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

cruft posted:

Hey bb r u groovy because I'm feelin' pretty frisky right now.

# ? Jan 30, 2021 21:21

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Teddy Thunders posted:

I have never once experienced erotic thoughts or actions, I am a pure and unadulterated version of enlightenment, please do not follow me into the bathroom again

A noncorporeal being made of pure energy, but who is also horny af...

I Have No Dick And I Must gently caress, the new novella from Harlan Ellison

# ? Jan 31, 2021 04:51

Escape From Noise

The horndog police

# ? Jan 31, 2021 05:27

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Only having non-horny sex for the purpose of procreation itt

# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:45

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I've never even once thought about how hard someone would have to nut to die from nutting

# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:51

Escape From Noise

Nutter Butter (the horniest sandwich cookie) is prohibited.

# ? Jan 31, 2021 19:55

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Nutter Butter (the horniest sandwich cookie) is prohibited.

Both nutting and butting are illegal

# ? Jan 31, 2021 20:03

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

The only thing allowed is loving our Lord and posting his praises

# ? Jan 31, 2021 23:48

Prof. Crocodile

Teddy Thunders posted:

I've never even once thought about how hard someone would have to nut to die from nutting

I think about this constantly, but not itt of course.

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:32

FutonForensic

police officers are taking down and burning a banner that reads "2021 SUCK AND gently caress SEXTRAVAGANZA" to the applause of the whole town

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:39

Stoner Sloth

but what if by making horny prohibited, we've merely made it taboo and therefore even hornier?

*klaxons sound, indicating that the horny levels are increasing at an exponential rate*

my god, what have we done?

# ? Feb 1, 2021 00:44

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Stoner Sloth posted:

but what if by making horny prohibited, we've merely made it taboo and therefore even hornier?

*klaxons sound, indicating that the horny levels are increasing at an exponential rate*

my god, what have we done?

The Horni Paradox

# ? Feb 1, 2021 01:37

nut

who me? ya I guess I�m a bit of a criminal

# ? Feb 1, 2021 02:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

catch me if u can

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# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:07

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:11

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

minecraft_holmes posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2021 05:22

biosterous

prepuce repurposed posted:

catch me if u can

(i can't remember if i posted wrys in this thread already recently or if it was another one and scrolling up is hard ok)

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he/him

# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:41

Escape From Noise

Whoa, horny is the color of your energy

# ? Feb 1, 2021 06:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Whoa, horny is the color of your energy

veiny big boners here naturally 🎵

# ? Feb 1, 2021 07:32

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

prepuce repurposed posted:

veiny big boners here naturally 🎵

*calls the horny police*

# ? Feb 1, 2021 16:26

Escape From Noise

They can take our horny but they'll never take...OUR FREE DONGS!

# ? Feb 1, 2021 16:39

Chunderstorm: legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

i cut off my dick and balls but im still horny. advise?

thank you Top Gym Pumper
:nitecrew: :justpost:

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:17

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

Chunderstorm posted:

i cut off my dick and balls but im still horny. advise?

eat a potato

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Feb 1, 2021 20:19

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

minecraft_holmes posted:

eat a potato

I looked this up and there is actually research that shows potatoes are an anti-aphrodisiac when eaten as food, but when stuffed into the front of a Speedo, they acquire horny properties. Interestingly, potatoes stuffed in the back of a Speedo are major horny-killers for most people, but make a small subset of the population even hornier.

Just some potato facts u might want 2 know.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
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