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mycomancy posted:That's 2 9/11s every three days. 2 * (9/11) = 1.63 million dead for may is my official predicition
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:44 |
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Nocturtle posted:These photos are all over Canadian+international media, and really contributing to perceptions of America as a reliable ally and sole international superpower. i have always maintained its in canadas nationl interest to dvelop bug bunny florida saw tech & go the free floatig continent route that has worked so well for others in the commonwealth i ahve been told in response that it was just a cartoon and i am in fact an idiot to which i say lol nthing is real saw us off
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 17:05 |
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triple sulk posted:any questions about michigan already have a single answer, which is that it is a southern state it gets steadily more southern the further north you go in fact a land of contrasts or w/e
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 17:10 |
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well would u look at that. his cyberbutt seems to be having a malfunction perhaps he should disrupt pooping
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 17:20 |
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Zeroisanumber posted:if you die on a plague ship do you become a ghost sailor https://drive.google.com/open?id=1oXCHkEqXddqSRK0q5K63yjXIHaRemfG-
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 05:00 |
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snoo posted:hmmm so I never officially took a leave of absence but I haven't been scheduled for about 5 weeks, which apparently could get my manager in trouble which is lol, but I'm also still employed and they won't fire me, and afaik my manager hasn't tried to reach out to me since the last email that said I couldn't use my sick hours, so, lmao file for expanded unemployment seriously it probably depends on your state but at least look it up if you havent theyre just givin it away lotsa places i looked at the website for WA and you have to put in a few months of previous income and upload a W4 or 1099 and pinky promise you lost work because of it bernie rlly expanded expanded unemployment just take taxes out of it 100% i guess you might be from another country idk
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 06:02 |
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snoo posted:what happens at the unemployment appointment? like I assume it's over the phone, so what, am I talking with an unemployment person and my boss or something??? just tell them you havent worked in 5 weeks and your family is going to starve and if they press you start sobbing idk but id try that first if you have pay stubs youre in
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 06:23 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:I'm not in Maryland but when I got assigned a UI "interview" it wasn't until well after my online application for UI was approved and I had already been paid once or twice. Eventually I got a letter stating I had an "in person appointment" (this was back in February). They picked the appointment time for me, I had no input and they didn't provide a working way of rescheduling. In a hail mary move I just showed up to the office early and the nice people let me do it right then. They took one look at my status on the site and handed me some pamplets and sent me on my way. That's because I had already correctly filled out work search history for a couple weeks, and correctly uploaded a resume to their difficult to navigate jobs program website. yes just follow the rules and pay your taxes and loot the rotting corpse of uncle sam like a patriotic american the president is grabbing what he can & we can too by god they steal from you every time they get the chance i have to pay taxes on weed now
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 07:24 |
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lockdown extended until may 31, assume inslee wants city-wide serotesting or the best he can manage probably out east too altho if nicotine & meth kill the virus theyre good all the uber drivers like him now, i dont have the heart to tell them inslee only acted so fast b/c the thinks the homeless spread disease for gods sakes dont let the nerds at microsoft & amazon mingle w/them on the trrain, revenue stream will develop a dry cough michigan tho
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 00:21 |
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facetoucher cat posted:Much better than this morning! The morning is HORRIBLE. I just have body aches now, the coughing/wheezing has all but subsided. Thanks for asking oh yikes
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:02 |
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public transport is basically shutdown, on distancing capacity at half schedules for disinfecting uber or walk are the options, wait times are 2hrs for the bus a second plague of scooters & mopeds as city dwellers catch on
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:04 |
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otoh uber drivers are cashing in &ppl care enough to ask about their families lol sorry about the whole sudan thing bro glad you ran awa yfrom those horses & made it here hope u dont get sick
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:09 |
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Sir Tonk posted:this is segway's time to shine! lime scooters! &they all use bluetooth for auth i want so badly to have an army of lime scooters but i have a feeling it would take a really insane amount of work to do anything really funny w/them. like id have to kidnap & steal ones brain
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:14 |
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Many of these protestors are carrying around thousands of dollars in toys. One woman at the PA “rally” had a $4k min camera rig. The tactilol kits cost at least as much. These are not financially desperate people. also they are literally handing out expanded unemployment if youre impacted in the slightest even in mi!! just stay home &either work or cash the check or both if you can rig it but tbf theres like a month wait if u are among the corona-affected desperate masses march about that
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 01:33 |
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gotta send an arts & crafts covid care pkg and open to suggestions
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 02:07 |
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CODChimera did an amazing guess and ima let u finish but we all know mr hootington took it by price is right rules CODChimera got closest to the nmber of corpses in the jar tho, i think they should get to take them home
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 02:18 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:bristol board plaster of paris!! okay chicken wir is probs too much but i wonder about silicone casting or something how do u even paint plaster of paris anyway
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 02:27 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:casting requires access to good ventilation just fyi dam. well i saw a mozzarella making kit & jumped anyway but kitchen table casting & painting would probably be a hit
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 02:53 |
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plus i mean its my backdoor into d&d which is my backdoor into shadowrun gotta play the long game if im ever gonna breed my own warhammer group lol ease them into the grimdark seattle plague rat has issued a correction as of 03:05 on May 3, 2020 |
# ¿ May 3, 2020 02:56 |
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Kinda a self own to say “My family died too and I don’t give a poo poo!” they all died just to get out of going to thanksgiving
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 04:48 |
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#DicksOutForCovid honor our healthcare heroes
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 04:55 |
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Shima Honnou posted:hipsters who will only wear locally sourced hand-crafted masks ok but actually i think i deserve praise for not having gone vegan yet
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 05:37 |
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Tunicate posted:It has come to my attention that in certain circles, simian-minded individuals are refering to covidcons as 'covid cons', ignorantly placing a space between 'covid' and 'con'. Perhaps their brains have dulled by years of Madden and Quake, rather than the mentally invigorating games such as Arc the Lad and Growlanser, becuase even a child could tell that placing a space between the 'covid' and 'con' in covidcon is perhaps more profoundly philistine than a certain American administration that need not be named. Placing a space in covidcon completely belittles the meaning of the word and displays the user's blatantly minuscule intellect and is understanding of the basic precepts of grammar. Covidcon is a perfect marriage of the words corona, virus, and console creating a short and effective portmanteau that quickly and accurately labels mentions objects and anybody who does not immediately recognize 'covid con' as absolutely outrageous clearly lacks the mental faculties to correctly operate a covidcon other than perhaps FIFA Sports. I make this point becuase I have recently been belligerently barrage by imbecilic 'covid con' references that unnerve me to no end and have taken it upon myself to correct the damage that your poor Western education ( though this is a subject to be discussed on a later date) has wrought upon you. You should personally thank me that i did not see it fit to correct your preponderous mistake in Japanese, becuase I am thoroughly positive your neanderthal mind would be incapable of deciphering the Hiragana from the Katakana. ok yes those are good points but keep in mind arc the lad III is like a cant-miss great ps1 game if u like fire emblem theres an iso floating around patched to english
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 05:43 |
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original was better
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 06:41 |
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detroits own charlie leduff won a pulitzer back in 2000 writing about racial conditions in meat packing https://drive.google.com/file/d/14Cy-u0aTXeKvSpMjrAuQ39XxSmT0qI-i/view?usp=drivesdk rlly one of a kind piece imo & obv conditions have only grown more entrenched he also did some vids for detroit news meeting some klansmen & was on the best ep of anthony bourdains show imo leduff club
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 06:55 |
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Shima Honnou posted:charlie was great and i miss him being on the tv otoh he went from section A pg1 of the times to getting piss your pants drunk by all accts but hes an american classic if anything that probably nly enhances very on brand to be piss your pants drunk these days seattle plague rat has issued a correction as of 07:22 on May 3, 2020 |
# ¿ May 3, 2020 07:20 |
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michael tracy wakes up in a cold sweat every morning wishing he was charlie leduff, true heir to hunter thompsons throne then he remembers maxine waters beat him up and jerks himself slowly bak to sleep reading twitter
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 09:26 |
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good ol hootie
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 09:51 |
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Hopper posted:Like every stupid trend that originates in the US, anti-lockdown protests have also started to become a thing in Europe. Thanks America. dont blame us for human nature china stomped out all opposition u guys are only getting a taste of freedum nobody complains about the nice steady exchange rate our workers are buying in blood lol but yah okay fair point on coherence u should see my governor tho. a data driven dynamo
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 10:00 |
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its nice that the american govt fails in layers for some :| i have a futon tho
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 10:04 |
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free telehealth aat UW for those who need it https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=org.uwmedicine.android.wash.virtualclinic i have an acct seattleplaguerat@gmail.com pass dontpanic69 but its good for all 50 states read the thing sign up take a sreenshot w/a dr u cant do anything anyway if ur lungs are melting except reassure ur family free naps for those who dont
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 10:11 |
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Squizzle posted:i didnt know china was offering youth branding like this he is ripping off will smith & i wont stand for it potect our ip for the sake of willenials and our children
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 19:50 |
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mr hootington is my large adult son &his mother and i love him v much he is too good for this wrld and has photos w/ben carson & tronp among others its not a weird obsession from me i swear i thin the thred got goldmined but i def remember lol he is pure &beautiful and his lungs will melt as sure as the rest hang in there my boy were all very proud of u for trying ur hardest it was a good corpse guess
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:24 |
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Mr Hootington posted:I do have photos with the golden idol. in the golden pre escalator days ppl used to fall down & go hog wild 5iving your threads now look at us what have we become
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:01 |
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this is my weird flex, on this the day of my birth but i say it w/sincerity i could make him cry w/a half oz of mushrooms & a deep talk about the plight of working class theyre just being ground into dust man like you dont even know they come home in pain its constant pain & human misery just for your iphone bro did u ever want to try foraging
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:05 |
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GATES FOUNDATION posted:50% operating capacity for beef, pork, and chicken. Only 1.5 million hogs killed last week compared to 2.7 million normally. The cut out (whole animal) price after slaughter for a cow hit $375, up from $293 this week. The last time there was a huge price spike was 2015 when it hit $260. cut as much meat as u can prices in the city forced me to do it months ago i think more or less on purpose dont stock up stock up on alternatives working families need ground beef etc etc sourdough bros should learn to stew & reduce consumption imo
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:11 |
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small amounts w/thick gravy over rice can feed a family
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:14 |
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otoh some will be able to afford better quality by shopping less frequently & support local grass fedAgrajag posted:smugly sits on a mountain of ramen and that korean/japanese cup noodle stuff oh buddy w/plenty of broth and i have been doing seared tofu smothered in chili crisp or even a egg helps
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:15 |
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Lolie posted:Has the US not been limiting meat sales? Here there were limits imposed by supermarkets on how much ground meat customers could buy when toilet paper and other staples fell victim to panic buying. no ppl grab what they can we have enormous supply on hand anyway somebody in a prev thred ssaid youd see food service containers on the shelves before its all done chik fil a is direct mailing their inventory we have so much tied up in the supply chain & commercial fast food the could feed everyone on unemployment mcdonalds for 2 months alarm about the slaughterhouses is an indication some rural states w/aggresively dumb executive leadership aint gonna stay open for long & we could be hosed by the end of the summer but tbh & imo the national guard could slaughter hogs safely just more slowly & we have good local meat supplies in many areas def not just big cities i still think itll be fine but maybe drop down to every other day because i am nothing if not historically stupid & wrong
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:30 |
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shovelbum posted:The meat shortage is more because they're destroying animals due to soft demand than the meat plant outbreaks isn't it lmao yes they have full cold storage as of some bullshit industry article like 3 days ago but the animals need to be slaughtered so the beef is wasted & the potatoes are plowed under because the freezers are full like the reduction in supply is def gonna be felt if that poo poo doesnt get under control but rn things are wonky because retail meat all got bought up but commerce cant store any more supply walmart will be selling vac packed restaurant primals straight from the freezers mcds brand beef patties again make chik fil a at home if you gotta i guess but gently caress em theyre grudgingly ahead of the curve tho but dont listen to me everyone has to feed their own family but obv full communism now
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