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100% death rate for covid-19 threads so far. seems bad
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:06 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:00 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:COVID-19 MAY 2020 USA CUM DEATHS GUESSING GAME my official guess is 169,420 dead in the united states on May 31st
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:07 |
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technically re opening won't cause a second peak, because the first peak never ended. which means the liberals were wrong, and we should O P E N ' E R UP
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:22 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:gently caress man I just had a harrowing thought, what if the fuckin ninja turtles got the virus they're turtles they can't get it
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:35 |
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really disappointed in the low number predictions you goons are throwing up itt. 60k dead in may, that's it? loving pathetic.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 01:37 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:Current guesses: well now I feel like I lost because I am not at the top or bottom
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:34 |
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Lordshmee posted:Put me down for 180k by the end of May. gently caress da police Terrifying Effigies posted:142,069 but only because the South is just going to stop counting. I'm surprised Mississippi has admitted that coronavirus exists at all. we don't even admit science is real here
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:37 |
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Sir Tonk posted:https://twitter.com/MacKinnRuth/status/1255900922305224705 boy this is a quote that will age well throughout may, june, and july in particular
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:48 |
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snoo posted:I wish I knew how many ppl in my apartment complex aren't paying rent im not paying rent
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 04:43 |
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motedek posted:
so new york is trending back up?
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 04:44 |
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Flesh Forge posted:texas vs florida death match wow lucky thing for these high population areas in states that are opening back up tomorrow that coronavirus has disappeared like a miracle mastershakeman posted:I think worst case is basically that most states didn't really get it yet, so the 3 week clock to mass death doesn't start till Saturday. Weekend of big spread, then another big weekend of spread, but deaths don't seem bad when all the govs in states with may 15th orders give up and open up too since everything seems fine down south we will continue at ~2k deaths per day until about 3 weeks from now when we will accelerate to somewhere between 2.8k-4k deaths per day which we will stay at until it starts to slow down about 10 days after every state locks down again but harder this time, unless we just stay open, which case it will accelerate until about 10k deaths per day
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 04:47 |
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Sab0921 posted:Live in Houston - here is to hoping heat and humidity inhibit the spread of the virus. it doesn't inhibit the spread of the virus so you can stop hoping for that right this very second if it'd help. continue pretending it does if that helps though. Antonymous posted:it's insane that we closed when like 100,000 were sick for fear of spread and now that it's about a million sick we think its time to open, america is insane it makes perfect sense when you consider the fact that our government is controlled by russian assets who are being used to cause as much death and economic destruction as is possible
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 04:49 |
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just posting this here for some feel goods, my nephew's dog - he is six years old - went missing(they found her) but in the meantime he made these posters and put them up around the neighborhood(inside the neighbor'shouse and on a couple light poles within 50 yards of the house)
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 06:04 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:A friend of a friend is a cop and is going to have to start evicting people like...today. I don't know what to say to my friend about it other than just I wish that it wasn't that way. why the gently caress do you associate with cops you loving fascist bootlicker
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 06:59 |
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it's only more than 20 times as many people died in 9/11, an event which we have monuments to and have constructed our entire society around for 20 years now. which is absolutely jack poo poo. who cares? 60k people? who gives a gently caress. we need haircuts lmfao like americans care about your dead relatives when they can't get $9 draft coors lights at applebees. how loving selfish of you to expect them to care about that when they can't have dine in at a nice $15 a plate restaurant with their families who don't want to see them anywhere else
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 07:16 |
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Siljmonster posted:You never been to an Applebee's lol why the gently caress would i go to applebees
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 07:38 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:
i really do think it's a reasonable guess
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 08:49 |
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ryanrs posted:Not to mention all the liquor and weed. all i do is make buttons, get hosed up, cook food and play fortnite it rules pandemic every year imo e: oh and I have more money than I have had at one time in many years, also because of the coronavirus.
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 10:16 |
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applebees in the trap, be-be-bees in the trap
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 10:33 |
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euphronius posted:30829 new cases and 2201 new deaths yesterday don't worry, it will be less for the next few days, which has N O T H I N G to do with it being the weekend and is actually because we opened 'er up
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 11:00 |
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Charun posted:also, holy poo poo, i didn't know this thread had that many posters in it i thought it was mostly my white noise posting tbh
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 12:00 |
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hmmm one of the biggest employers in my town is a chicken processing plant
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 12:10 |
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can't wait to hear how many states, cities, counties had their highest new case/death totals per day today, the same day they opened 'er back up
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 21:59 |
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This is like 1000 higher than worldometer?
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 20:04 |
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dads friend steve posted:very cool, my friend and her husband both tested positive for covid this morning. and their 5 month old has a cough. gently caress if my wife wound up dying because of covid I don't think I can guarantee I wouldn't snap and become an actual terrorist
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 21:09 |
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pancake rabbit posted:https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1256667178847342592 im guessing this means republicans have a bunch of tests for them that they're hiding and using only for themselves while doing everything possible to make sure all dems don't have access to testing and are forced to shake hands with rand paul four times a day
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 21:11 |
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I think we're probably way past 100,000 dead from covid already
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 21:35 |
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This metric doesn't work for states like ours who have never had more than 300 new cases in one day, except, you know, yesterday, of course. Which we can safely ignore, because it's the most recent figure, and therefore does not count
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:36 |
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shovelbum posted:Didn't the April doubling times get significantly longer than March our testing capacity just stopped expanding, so we 'hit a pleateau'
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:40 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:A week ago I went on a run on my usual trail and about 80% of people were wearing some sort of mask understandable. it's boring, and also completely over. all this nonsense won't happen to them, they are invincible. it can't happen here. duh
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:47 |
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this guy looks a lot like a guy i know from my undergrad who gave a girl a research chemical and she died he wound up getting a bunch of community service after being charged with murder 2 and then less than two years later was marketing himself as a "life coach" he has a little line tattoo of a fedora on his hand and calls himself 'hats' and tries to get other people to call him 'hats' (they don't)
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:06 |
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Lambert posted:Even weekend numbers are way past that, and regular weekdays are past 2000/day Luv to move the goalposts but not far enough that my opponent didn't already score a touchdown
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 21:33 |
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wow, reopening instantly lowered death toll numbers for saturday and sunday! if we reopened ALL THE WAY i bet deaths would drop to zero!
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 22:02 |
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Milosh posted:My dad asked me today if I personally knew anyone that had Covid? So that’s probably the new right wing talking point. a shitload of people I know have had it, I don't understand how this talking point is surviving. GATES FOUNDATION posted:wuhan was closed for 80 days, Americans just lack the self control and discipline to sacrifice for the greater good in any situation. Nobody's asking you to pick up a rifle and risk your life, people are asking you to stay home to save your life. no, human rights violations are fine if someone committed literally any crime of any kind at all whatsoever, if they didn't want to be brutally murdered or killed by a terrible disease inside our poorly maintained prisons with hellish conditions, they shouldn't have stolen a loaf of bread. just follow the law. it's that simple
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 00:29 |
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Inceltown posted:If roni deaths drop off every weekend we could cure roni in no time by making every day a weekend. i suspect their favorite thing about may 1st as a reopen date is that it was a friday so then daily deaths will appear to drop and people will continue becoming convinced that it's over, because americans really truly are that stupid Flesh Forge posted:Everybody can stop worrying, good news lol we have already lost more people than this. we are well above 100k, it's just lovely counting. but chuds are going around claiming the opposite, that they're overcounting. it's ok, we will breeze past those numbers in literally one week anyway.
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 00:32 |
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Flesh Forge posted:what should make you think is, what number do you think he was actually told I don't think they're even bothering to tell trump the real numbers, if they know them, and if they did, he would just say he didn't believe them and go on the news and say whatever he thought would make him look good
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 00:44 |
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here in america the bad guy is walking down a line of main characters shooting each one between the eyes, and the ones further down the line are celebrating and congratulating each other on having survived
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:01 |
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shovelbum posted:isnt all this stuff kind of overstating how dangerous this disease is, like tons of people are reading this, it doesnt line up with reality, and theyre thinking JUST THE FLU now if they werent before so should we just pretend these things aren't happening because ... uh....some people might...be dumb?
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:11 |
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shovelbum posted:yeah but the thing they hammer again and again with all these gross-out stories is that its like somehow a brutal spanish flu scything its way thru the prime working age ppl and then the numbers like obviously dont bear that out at all i really don't understand what point you're making here, you think we shouldn't say that something happened if it's not the most common thing that happened because people might decide that it's not dangerous because...reasons...?
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:14 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 07:00 |
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:it’s over guys, deaths are finally going down amazingly high new cases # considering the number of new deaths but I assume that's 100% just the weekend reporting lag which apparently only effects deaths and not new cases
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 02:25 |