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Egg Moron posted:deadly plague manufactured in china used by economic elites to push consolidation agenda did elon musk make his twitter av into JC denton because he's on some dumb poo poo about the illuminati/MJ12?
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:07 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:25 |
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elon is deffo illuminati while bill gates is deffo MJ12. elon's emerald riches origin story is extremely illuminati sounding
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 02:08 |
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empty whippet box posted:it's only more than 20 times as many people died in 9/11, an event which we have monuments to and have constructed our entire society around for 20 years now. which is absolutely jack poo poo. who cares? 60k people? who gives a gently caress. we need haircuts well yeah military industrial complex ghouls aren't turning on the consent manufacturing propaganda tap for some pussy poo poo like "curing disease". The mkultra psyops apparatus is only to be used for PROFITABLE WAR!
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 09:06 |
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but I wanna see how far we edge ourselves into thinking the roni is a chineese bioweapon and the WHO is rife with Chinese infiltrators
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 09:09 |
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i bet it will be further than you'd think
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 09:09 |
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if the SEC is this bad at enforcing even the paltry “stop manipulating stocks on twitter” order they gave musk then idk how they enforce anything else they are supposed to (they don’t)
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# ¿ May 1, 2020 20:15 |
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Steve Yun posted:Hey so I heard that penalties for dipping into your savings were removed in one of the relief bills so I thought about just paying off my mortgage if by savings you mean 401k? also that's not true for 401ks? if you are just taking money out of a savings account it's basically the same as pre roni times. You have the option to pay tax on disbursements from 401ks under the corona relief stuff next year. There's no requirement to pay it back in 90 days, you just sorta keep it and it gets taxed like regular income
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 22:54 |
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Sir Tonk posted:alot why are people breathlessly accepting the idea that you have to "pay back into your savings" if you take anything out of it that's like, not how bank accounts work unless it's a lovely minimum balance checking account from wells fargo
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 22:58 |
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Antonymous posted:you know a virus is bigger can't ride around on a single gas molecule right the roni is actually suspended in aerosols anyway so it's actually a much larger physical object than the virus or a single molecule of water
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 23:01 |
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n95 masks are prob better because of the seal around the mouth but disposable surgical masks are prob a vast improvement over "nothing" and more convenient than cycling cloth masks. If the usa could supply everyone with surgical masks every day it would deffo slash our R0
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 23:03 |
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Sir Tonk posted:i dunno maybe theyre worried there will be a run ont he banks or something, or theyre just assholes I've just never heard this rumor before anywhere and I would really like to know more about whatever the op of the "90 day savings withdrawl fee" dude's scenario they are describing
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 23:06 |
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shovelbum posted:Does this refer to poo poo like 401Ks? I don’t know what it’s talking about. the 401k deal is “take up to 100k per disbursement until you have no money without penalty, pay tax now or next year and it’s treated as income. every private institution associated with your 401k still gets a cut like they always do. only federal penalties are suspended”
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 23:10 |
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like there’s prob at least 3 private entities getting a cut of your 401k constantly anyway regardless of roni conditions. it’s basically having your retirement funds taxed by private entities to fund a parallel free market social security system
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# ¿ May 2, 2020 23:12 |
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I got a scowl and a raised middle finger from a guy in a truck for wearing a mask today. America sure is a cool place. culture war is so loving insane like god drat cannot of imagined this scenario lmao
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 07:08 |
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I look at my rival automobilers and fukkin' SCOFF at them wearing seatbelts. I hoot and holler and rage as I get a custom brake setup that cuts out like 40% of the time but that's the price of freedom baby
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 07:10 |
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you can't just BUY freedom at the freedom store except it's happening more, in lansing and reno and many such places and it's just freedom ringing my good sir
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 07:11 |
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CODChimera posted:the economy is always about to implode but don't worry because it's actually invulnerable how sure are we of this tho
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 09:50 |
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FAUXTON posted:just what in the gently caress is this it's a cool dude seeing a movie in texas. not everyone is a slave to social pressure and media disinfo
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 09:53 |
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Xaris posted:over 100,000 hours on this dead pay forums .0001 cents per hour SA is an amazing deal truly one of the most luxurious and elegant deals
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 09:59 |
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Here's your new goalposts holy poo poo we're hitting 100k deaths mid may latest a loving dumbass thinking there will magically be 32000 deaths between now and june while still lowballing "1000 deaths a day" and being unable to realized even their own estimates blow 100000 deaths by end of june into radioactive dust
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# ¿ May 3, 2020 20:58 |
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Inceltown posted:Maybe it didn't start in China at all I think there's a dece chance that it was spread on purpose to major cities by a state but like not a 100% chance
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:28 |
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Marzzle posted:I think there's a dece chance that it was spread on purpose to major cities by a state but like not a 100% chance like USA, China, whoever could've acted to distribute the virus around the world. p sure it's in the plot of the stand maybe? like it's better to cripple the whole world than just have one nation feeling the effects
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:30 |
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I like the idea that the USA instigated the whole thing because trump is dumb as gently caress and thought it would "win" the trade war with china and set up the USA's 1000 year riech and it just completely flipped around on him
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:32 |
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getting the pure strain roni before its deadly mutations crippled the planet
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:33 |
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Epic High Five posted:if this was a US project there is zero chance they ever told Trump anything about it lmao well like he prob authorized weird clandestine ops on a level never before seen. like just look at how hard the USA has been loving with Venezuela. I feel like a lot of crazy intel schemes are just getting rubber stamped now because they "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" without racking up trump's US military body count
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:35 |
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george w bush would never of green lit the roni strike on darkest china
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:37 |
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I'm just reposting this because I'm extremely crack pinged off it and i don't know what the gently caress they are trying to do anymorehttps://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1257041977834643456?s=20
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:39 |
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empty whippet box posted:maybe the roni was an evil plan to make sure trump lost the next election but they didn't take into account the fact that the dnc would choose a candidate lovely enough to lose to trump with 50% unemployment and 1 million dead boomers Illuminati conspiracy to install diamond joe is no match for TRUMP
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:43 |
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idk if the USA should've understood anything by the end of 2019, it's prob that we can't handle a pandemic at all. They've been drilling on it since like 2001 one or something and all the scenarios pretty much end up just like this. I guess it would be really loving stupid to start one but I no longer believe anything is too dumb to be true and I am mega fuckin' hypernormalized
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:46 |
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Flesh Forge posted:yeah there is just no chance he'd be able to keep it to himself, he'd brag about this immediately. whats 1.35x daily curve mean?
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 09:48 |
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one of the most fantastically fitted lines of all time, from the standpoint of historical data
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 17:05 |
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MorrisBae posted:Stay inside, fucker pittsburgh covid-19 aerosol cloud
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 17:10 |
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etalian posted:-Americans can't stand going one month without haircuts, nail salons or sit down restaurants. it's insanely stupid that this is basically what people are protesting. that poo poo doesn't matter and is going to fail because the extremely flexible demand for it has evaporated because now there's a chance it will loving kill you
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 17:29 |
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people care more about not dying than they care about having fancy hair, nails and not cooking for themselves. The world has changed and the business models that were valid pre-roni just straight up won't loving work ever again
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 17:30 |
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shovelbum posted:public health policy is ethnic cleansing by other means yeah but now it's got boomers lined up in its sights so all of a sudden it's the most important thing in the world like a 1967 mustang fastback selling for 100 grand
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:43 |
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public health is like the rolling stones now
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:43 |
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euphronius posted:The projections, based on government modeling pulled together in chart form by the Federal Emergency Management Agency, forecast about 200,000 new cases each day by the end of the month, up from about 25,000 cases now can u link 2 the place everyone keeps quoting 200k by end of month?
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:45 |
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indigi posted:buddy I've got some news about what's been happening in gay clubs synagogues and black churches also walmarts and casinos!
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:46 |
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euphronius posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/04/us/coronavirus-updates.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage thnx
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# ¿ May 4, 2020 19:47 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 00:25 |
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euphronius posted:👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 I'm loving how this roni stuff is mainstreaming log axis for the most horrifying reason of all!
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