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Some of you might already know about Neocities. Some of you might not. What you need to know is that Neocities is cool. It's like GeoCities but it still exists. It's all very web 1.0 which I think is extra cool. There's no dumbass ads or stupid commercial stuff, it's all just personal awesomeness. Some sites are really great and others are really bad but I'm not here to judge your tastes or anything. Some cool sites I found: The Horror GIF Necronomicon - This place has lots of super sweet gifs including skeletons, ghouls, witches, spiders and even loving mummies VHSearch - This is a cool google-like thing for Neocities so you can find stuff! I Hate Carpet - This site is about carpet and why it sucks Club Nintendo Archives - This Raph the man - This guy is a gamer and his site has pictures of his cats and stuff, he seems nice Goon avatar history - You can use this cool website to find avatars that have been had by goons! The Technosaurus - This guy loves vacuum tube electronics and he'll happily tell you why he likes them I miss the internet when it had loads of cool poo poo like this. are you cool enough to have a neocities site? Are you? Well, prove it and add it to our growing list of goon web 1.0 websites! Just make a Neocities account and get building! HTML help is at the bottom of this OP - ask in thread if you need more help! Goon Sites: Instead of having a list of sites, we now have a goon webring! Goon Webring Index - Thank you Schweinhund! If you've made a site and want it added to the Goonring just ask Schweinhund! There are instructions on the Index on how to get the webring image and link added to your website. Cool resources: FlamingText.com - An online generator for super sweet text effects and titles (both animated and static) Gif Cities - For rad web 1.0 gifs (search box is at top left and i already linked this with tag word 'skulls' because i know what you guys like!) Leon Arnott CSS - COOL css effects (make sure the css code from his link is added to your css file) W3Schools - How to use HTML (its easy!) a dmc delorean fucked around with this message at 11:06 on May 13, 2020 |
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I found virtual reality. The door works
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# ? May 1, 2020 13:19 |
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neocities loving rules when are we gonna have a SA Goon webring
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# ? May 1, 2020 13:54 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:neocities loving rules when are we gonna have a SA Goon webring I dont know but I want one!
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When I found neocities I think it was literally the first time I’d had fun on the internet in about 15 years I used to spend hours and hours writing and drawing and making sites like this as a kid, but it’s died out as a genre since then https://ryll.neocities.org/species.html This one’s got a lot of neat stuff. Try nostalgia or paramotoring. https://biggulpsupreme.neocities.org/
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# ? May 1, 2020 14:40 |
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I'm more about NeoPets, but this seems pretty cool, too.
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# ? May 1, 2020 14:41 |
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is there an ate my balls webring on neocities?
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# ? May 1, 2020 14:50 |
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Cloner of the Elks posted:Raph the man - This guy is a gamer and his site has pictures of his cats and stuff, he seems nice quote:Renamon to me is the greatest of all Digimon. She's one of my guilty pleasures.
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How is all this not just randomly generated or...whatever? What the hell is this? Like his "Game Ideas" page is so weirdly content devoid it has to be fake, and yet it'd be better off just be a coming soon link if it was going to be that bad, and yet it isn't... what the hell IS this? quote:BIG GRAND RALLY- There's stuff in random guest books that I've looked in that were generated daily, every day, stretching back weeks on pages I've clicked on at random. Who's running a script to randomly sign these? And why?
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# ? May 1, 2020 15:11 |
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Am I being driven mad by Neocities? Am I NEOCITIES?!
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Big Beef City posted:Am I being driven mad by Neocities? you should make a diary about it, on neocities.
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Big Beef City posted:What the hell is this? Like his "Game Ideas" page is so weirdly content devoid it has to be fake, and yet it'd be better off just be a coming soon link if it was going to be that bad, and yet it isn't... what the hell IS this? I personally am looking forward to the ARROWHEAD trilogy which I hope is near completion ARROWHEAD- A multi-platform shooter. Titular character is an android soldier that rebelled against the galactic empire it used to fight for. SPACE DRAGON HUNT FORCE- Set in the same universe as ARROWHEAD. You must stop space pirates who hijacked the most powerful galactic weapon in existence. LODE WOLF- As the sole hope for a conquered world, you must embark on an impossible mission to seek your people's main world and inform them of the invasion. Set in the same universe as ARROWHEAD.
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i made a website it sucks but it's a wwebsite you can visit on the internet https://bignugs.neocities.org/
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:i made a website it sucks but it's a wwebsite you can visit on the internet Yesssss! I'll add this to op
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# ? May 1, 2020 19:37 |
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I tried to make a site but I keep getting an error that it won't save
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# ? May 1, 2020 19:53 |
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I get sad when a neocities site doesn’t have a guestbook so I can’t give compliments to the chef. Goons if u make sites, I found the easiest guestbook to add is smartgb. And it looks appropriately poo poo and non-https
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:17 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I tried to make a site but I keep getting an error that it won't save Do it in notepad and upload it! Prism Mirror Lens posted:I used to spend hours and hours writing and drawing and making sites like this as a kid, but it’s died out as a genre since then https://ryll.neocities.org/species.html Is this one yours? Sorry, can't quite tell
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:25 |
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No that’s definitely not mine, that’s by https://lilaclynx.net/ Mine is here. It doesn’t have loads on it but I think “Marbles” is pretty satisfying to watch at least, pls enjoy https://ratshack.neocities.org/
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Cloner of the Elks posted:Do it in notepad and upload it! I did! I'm a cool hacker now, like you guys! https://nerdymom.neocities.org/
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:08 |
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is that like zombo dot com?
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:No that’s definitely not mine, that’s by https://lilaclynx.net/ Strong Klik & Play energy
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:12 |
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Cloner of the Elks posted:Some of you might already know about Neocities. Some of you might not. That Club Nintendo gal just updated her page and is super excited that she has just hit 20K views since she started in 2017. (edit) not guy, it's a gal.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:30 |
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This is the ideal paradigm within which to resurrect the Teletext videogame pages and Turner the Worm Press i to reveal
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:07 |
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This is way more interesting than any other webpage out there at the moment. Also I'm in the minority that likes web 1.0 a lot more both pragmatically and stylistically. Entorwellian fucked around with this message at 23:47 on May 1, 2020 |
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Why did we do away with flaming skulls? What was ever made worse by putting in a flaming skull or two?
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:16 |
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If you think this stuff is cool and haven't played Hypnospace Outlaw...then holy poo poo go loving play Hypnospace Outlaw, it's incredible. Also apparently 25% off on steam right now.
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Entorwellian posted:This is way more interesting than any other webpage out there at the moment. The sheer volume of information makes the current web pragmatically best but it feels like I'm mincing my nuts just using it.
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Good news guys! your soon to be favorite website just landed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://callyourgrandma.neocities.org/
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https://crispix.neocities.org/ i am going to find an old scanner and scan my face on it as we did in days of yore
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just updated the hell outta my website and gave it what every website needs: a marquee at the bottom also don't ask me how long it took me to figure out that you have to make a table in html to put images and text side by side that was pretty embarrassing not gonna lie
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# ? May 2, 2020 03:29 |
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Somewhere out there is a copy of my geocites page. Ever so often I check it. The links are slowly "unlinking" as the page digitally decomposes.
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:16 |
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Yes but is it neo-cities or nee-aw-cities
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Cloner of the Elks posted:
Thank you so much for this omg
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Ez8 posted:I'm more about NeoPets, but this seems pretty cool, too. I remember that poo poo. I think it had like a mini game where you could play blackjack and i played it constantly
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# ? May 2, 2020 04:50 |
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Seeing a page of spider gifs with a midi of the X Files theme in the background made me happier than I knew possible.
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https://bitmidi.com/brain-stew-mid
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Some pretty rad stuff on here bois
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Hell yeah this is awesome, going to bring back terrible CSS that looks better than most react sites today yessss
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Prism Mirror Lens posted:No that’s definitely not mine, that’s by https://lilaclynx.net/ ooh you can grab the marbles! I found this out by looking at the code. Fun!
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