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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Some of you might already know about Neocities. Some of you might not.



What you need to know is that Neocities is cool. It's like GeoCities but it still exists. It's all very web 1.0 which I think is extra cool. There's no dumbass ads or stupid commercial stuff, it's all just personal awesomeness. Some sites are really great and others are really bad but I'm not here to judge your tastes or anything.



Some cool sites I found:
The Horror GIF Necronomicon - This place has lots of super sweet gifs including skeletons, ghouls, witches, spiders and even loving mummies
VHSearch - This is a cool google-like thing for Neocities so you can find stuff!
I Hate Carpet - This site is about carpet and why it sucks
Club Nintendo Archives - This guy girl just loves Nintendo (which is a shame because Sega is better)
Raph the man - This guy is a gamer and his site has pictures of his cats and stuff, he seems nice
Goon avatar history - You can use this cool website to find avatars that have been had by goons!
The Technosaurus - This guy loves vacuum tube electronics and he'll happily tell you why he likes them

I miss the internet when it had loads of cool poo poo like this.

are you cool enough to have a neocities site? Are you? Well, prove it and add it to our growing list of goon web 1.0 websites! Just make a Neocities account and get building! HTML help is at the bottom of this OP - ask in thread if you need more help!



Goon Sites:
Instead of having a list of sites, we now have a goon webring!
Goon Webring Index - Thank you Schweinhund!



:siren:If you've made a site and want it added to the Goonring just ask Schweinhund!:siren:

There are instructions on the Index on how to get the webring image and link added to your website.


Cool resources:
FlamingText.com - An online generator for super sweet text effects and titles (both animated and static)
Gif Cities - For rad web 1.0 gifs (search box is at top left and i already linked this with tag word 'skulls' because i know what you guys like!)
Leon Arnott CSS - COOL css effects (make sure the css code from his link is added to your css file)
W3Schools - How to use HTML (its easy!)

a dmc delorean fucked around with this message at 11:06 on May 13, 2020

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I found virtual reality. The door works

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
neocities loving rules when are we gonna have a SA Goon webring

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

neocities loving rules when are we gonna have a SA Goon webring

I dont know but I want one!

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
When I found neocities I think it was literally the first time I’d had fun on the internet in about 15 years

I used to spend hours and hours writing and drawing and making sites like this as a kid, but it’s died out as a genre since then https://ryll.neocities.org/species.html

This one’s got a lot of neat stuff. Try nostalgia or paramotoring. https://biggulpsupreme.neocities.org/

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
I'm more about NeoPets, but this seems pretty cool, too.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

is there an ate my balls webring on neocities?

EdgyCoffeeMug
Jan 11, 2019

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Raph the man - This guy is a gamer and his site has pictures of his cats and stuff, he seems nice

quote:

Renamon to me is the greatest of all Digimon. She's one of my guilty pleasures.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


How is all this not just randomly generated or...whatever?

What the hell is this? Like his "Game Ideas" page is so weirdly content devoid it has to be fake, and yet it'd be better off just be a coming soon link if it was going to be that bad, and yet it isn't... what the hell IS this?

quote:

BIG GRAND RALLY-
Racing game. Can choose between different vehicles each with their own strenghts and weaknesses to race.

MISC. GAME IDEAS
Other stuff I brainstormed unrelated to the above.

There's stuff in random guest books that I've looked in that were generated daily, every day, stretching back weeks on pages I've clicked on at random. Who's running a script to randomly sign these? And why?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Am I being driven mad by Neocities?


Am I NEOCITIES?!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Big Beef City posted:

Am I being driven mad by Neocities?


Am I NEOCITIES?!

you should make a diary about it, on neocities.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Big Beef City posted:

What the hell is this? Like his "Game Ideas" page is so weirdly content devoid it has to be fake, and yet it'd be better off just be a coming soon link if it was going to be that bad, and yet it isn't... what the hell IS this?

I personally am looking forward to the ARROWHEAD trilogy which I hope is near completion

ARROWHEAD-
A multi-platform shooter. Titular character is an android soldier that rebelled against the galactic empire it used to fight for.

SPACE DRAGON HUNT FORCE-
Set in the same universe as ARROWHEAD. You must stop space pirates who hijacked the most powerful galactic weapon in existence.

LODE WOLF-
As the sole hope for a conquered world, you must embark on an impossible mission to seek your people's main world and inform them of the invasion. Set in the same universe as ARROWHEAD.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i made a website it sucks but it's a wwebsite you can visit on the internet

https://bignugs.neocities.org/

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

i made a website it sucks but it's a wwebsite you can visit on the internet

https://bignugs.neocities.org/

Yesssss! I'll add this to op

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I tried to make a site but I keep getting an error that it won't save :(

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I get sad when a neocities site doesn’t have a guestbook so I can’t give compliments to the chef. Goons if u make sites, I found the easiest guestbook to add is smartgb. And it looks appropriately poo poo and non-https

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I tried to make a site but I keep getting an error that it won't save :(

Do it in notepad and upload it!


Prism Mirror Lens posted:

I used to spend hours and hours writing and drawing and making sites like this as a kid, but it’s died out as a genre since then https://ryll.neocities.org/species.html

Is this one yours? Sorry, can't quite tell

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
No that’s definitely not mine, that’s by https://lilaclynx.net/ :)

Mine is here. It doesn’t have loads on it but I think “Marbles” is pretty satisfying to watch at least, pls enjoy https://ratshack.neocities.org/

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Cloner of the Elks posted:

Do it in notepad and upload it!



I did! I'm a cool hacker now, like you guys!
https://nerdymom.neocities.org/

Dr. Video Games 0112
Jan 7, 2004

serious business
is that like zombo dot com?

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

No that’s definitely not mine, that’s by https://lilaclynx.net/ :)

Mine is here. It doesn’t have loads on it but I think “Marbles” is pretty satisfying to watch at least, pls enjoy https://ratshack.neocities.org/

Strong Klik & Play energy

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Some of you might already know about Neocities. Some of you might not.

What you need to know is that Neocities is cool. It's like GeoCities but it still exists. It's all very web 1.0 which I think is extra cool. There's no dumbass ads or stupid commercial stuff, it's all just personal awesomeness. Some sites are really great and others are really bad but I'm not here to judge your tastes or anything.

Some cool sites I found:

Club Nintendo Archives - This guy just loves Nintendo (which is a shame because Sega is better)

I miss the internet when it had loads of cool poo poo like this.

are you cool enough to have a neocities site? Are you?

That Club Nintendo gal just updated her page and is super excited that she has just hit 20K views since she started in 2017.

(edit) not guy, it's a gal.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

This is the ideal paradigm within which to resurrect the Teletext videogame pages and Turner the Worm

Press i to reveal

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.




This is way more interesting than any other webpage out there at the moment.

Also I'm in the minority that likes web 1.0 a lot more both pragmatically and stylistically.

Entorwellian fucked around with this message at 23:47 on May 1, 2020

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Why did we do away with flaming skulls? What was ever made worse by putting in a flaming skull or two?

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

If you think this stuff is cool and haven't played Hypnospace Outlaw...then holy poo poo go loving play Hypnospace Outlaw, it's incredible. Also apparently 25% off on steam right now.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Entorwellian posted:

This is way more interesting than any other webpage out there at the moment.

Also I'm in the minority that likes web 1.0 a lot more both pragmatically and stylistically.

The sheer volume of information makes the current web pragmatically best but it feels like I'm mincing my nuts just using it.

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Good news guys!

your soon to be favorite website just landed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://callyourgrandma.neocities.org/

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
https://crispix.neocities.org/

i am going to find an old scanner and scan my face on it as we did in days of yore :corsair:

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
just updated the hell outta my website and gave it what every website needs: a marquee at the bottom

also don't ask me how long it took me to figure out that you have to make a table in html to put images and text side by side that was pretty embarrassing not gonna lie

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Somewhere out there is a copy of my geocites page. Ever so often I check it. The links are slowly "unlinking" as the page digitally decomposes.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Yes but is it neo-cities or nee-aw-cities

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Cloner of the Elks posted:


Goon avatar history - You can use this cool website to find avatars that have been had by goons!


Thank you so much for this omg

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Ez8 posted:

I'm more about NeoPets, but this seems pretty cool, too.

I remember that poo poo. I think it had like a mini game where you could play blackjack and i played it constantly

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Seeing a page of spider gifs with a midi of the X Files theme in the background made me happier than I knew possible.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
https://bitmidi.com/brain-stew-mid

the_enduser
May 1, 2006

They say the user lives outside the net.



Some pretty rad stuff on here bois

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Hell yeah this is awesome, going to bring back terrible CSS that looks better than most react sites today yessss

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Mill Town
Apr 17, 2006

Prism Mirror Lens posted:

No that’s definitely not mine, that’s by https://lilaclynx.net/ :)

Mine is here. It doesn’t have loads on it but I think “Marbles” is pretty satisfying to watch at least, pls enjoy https://ratshack.neocities.org/

ooh you can grab the marbles! I found this out by looking at the code. Fun!

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