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Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
This is so much fun, it's really nice to see websites that aren't behind a shitton of ads and requests to install cookies and are actually written by a person with cool and useful information.

I'm making a site to put my lovely collection of recipes on. and it's just soluch a joy to make a page without loving WordPress trying to get up in my grill.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
listen guys we need a 88x31 SA Goon webring gif or image or something we can slap on all of our sites. I'm gonna start making a greetz section with links to all of your sites on mine

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Hell yes a webring! I'm having fun with my first HTML. Mr Ralph is giving me a hand but for the most part I'm sorting it out myself. My next step to figure out how to make seperate pages.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
I noticed that Raph The Man has a link to SA with image on his links section!

Could use that image?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Cloner of the Elks posted:

I noticed that Raph The Man has a link to SA with image on his links section!

Could use that image?

It's good, but it's way too big and Web 2.0-ey. I need that primetime Web Numero Uno juice here. The same format as these classic bumpers:



field balm
Feb 5, 2012

I went to sign up for this and realised I did it six years ago with another forum lol. Gave it a little spritz and walla! https://fieldbalm.neocities.org. Made sure it is viewable at God's own resolution, aka 640x480.

Definitely keen for a somethingawul webring.

Also excited to try your recipes, whybird!

Anyone know the css to make the sidebar the same length as the content lol?

dodecahardon
Oct 20, 2008
https://fauux.neocities.org/

This one reminds me a lot of hell.com and is cool.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I updated my site with a bunch of new stuff, fixed all the formatting, made things look nice, added videos to the website with a classic style video player, and we're off! I've tried to follow just about everyone who's posted itt so far. Also shouts out to call your grandma who totally stole the media player on my website but is totally cool because I stole (and modified) it from ANOTHER website huehauehuaehue

field balm posted:

Anyone know the css to make the sidebar the same length as the content lol?

my solution has been to set the max-width of <body> to 800px (or 640px, in your case), not sure if that will work for you. I don't know poo poo about what I'm doing

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

field balm posted:

Anyone know the css to make the sidebar the same length as the content lol?

Use tables like it's 1996, my man!

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

It's good, but it's way too big and Web 2.0-ey. I need that primetime Web Numero Uno juice here. The same format as these classic bumpers:





I made an attempt... I'm sure someone can do better


Ralph Crammed In posted:

I did! I'm a cool hacker now, like you guys!
https://nerdymom.neocities.org/

I love your healthy rum and coke recipe!

a dmc delorean fucked around with this message at 00:04 on May 3, 2020

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Cloner of the Elks posted:

I made an attempt... I'm sure someone can do better


This is sweet! Is it possible to have it animated and switch between the "Something Awful" text and "Goon Webring"? then it would be absolutely perfect

Also, check out the Audio page on my site to brush up on some classic SA history :discourse:

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I made this important website: https://iamgay.neocities.org/

field balm
Feb 5, 2012

Schweinhund posted:

I made this important website: https://iamgay.neocities.org/

:kiss:

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Cloner of the Elks posted:

I love your healthy rum and coke recipe!

Thanks! This is so much fun, I got so many thoughts that don't really belong anywhere else other than on my own homepage. I'm updating a lot too. Later today I'm going to add a page about paranormal stuff.

I remember back in the olde days of dial up when I like 12 or 13 and online for the first time. There were all these cool fansites for the X-Files and Star Wars and I wanted to make one too but I didn't know anyone who could show me how or point in the right direction. I was the computer wiz in my house because I figured out what the shift key did. If only they had taught us this stuff in school, maybe I'd have a good job now as opposed to having a useless degree in the humanities. But it's never too late to learn!

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Schweinhund posted:

I made this important website: https://iamgay.neocities.org/

This truly is a work of art

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

I'm tempted to see what kind of site I could put together using Microsoft Frontpage Express or HoTMetaL.

e:

oh but seriously I posted:

What was ever made worse by putting in a flaming skull or two?

DOOM WADs :cry:

Buttcoin purse fucked around with this message at 14:07 on May 3, 2020

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Ohmygod I need to make a site, I love what you all are putting out! I just spent an hour just browsing random sites and got a fun tingle when I realised I have to use the bookmark function on my browser to save the ones I like, instead of giving that function over to some social media app that steals that info to try and sell some useless garbage to me. Facebook is a dying poo poo media, web sites are the future.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

barbecue at the folks posted:

Ohmygod I need to make a site, I love what you all are putting out! I just spent an hour just browsing random sites and got a fun tingle when I realised I have to use the bookmark function on my browser to save the ones I like, instead of giving that function over to some social media app that steals that info to try and sell some useless garbage to me. Facebook is a dying poo poo media, web sites are the future.

agreed friend, web 1.0 is back on the rise. soon we will have putfile back and be free of youtube's heinous constraints!!

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
I am loving the sites you guys have made!!


Ralph Crammed In:
You can add your Flaming Text logos without the dumb branding link by creating the image on Flaming Text.com, right click, Save As.
Then upload to Neocities.
The HTML code (if you want alignment centered) would be:
code:
<p align="center"><img src="/yourlogo.png"></p>

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

This is sweet! Is it possible to have it animated and switch between the "Something Awful" text and "Goon Webring"? then it would be absolutely perfect

Also, check out the Audio page on my site to brush up on some classic SA history :discourse:

You have some informative videos and I lol'd at the goon calling another goon's sister regarding credit card purchases

I am so utterly awful with Krita I really struggled to do this and I still don't know if it's really what we want

Unanimated:


Animated:


a dmc delorean fucked around with this message at 01:27 on May 4, 2020

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

Cloner of the Elks posted:

I am so utterly awful with Krita I really struggled to do this and I still don't know if it's really what we want

imho if we are making a web ring, the logo ought to have goatse's ring in it.

The modern internet is loving terrible and if I should make a site here. If I get any motivation and creativity. Outlook not so good! :-\

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

:vince:

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Cloner of the Elks posted:

I am loving the sites you guys have made!!


Ralph Crammed In:
You can add your Flaming Text logos without the dumb branding link by creating the image on Flaming Text.com, right click, Save As.
Then upload to Neocities.
The HTML code (if you want alignment centered) would be:
code:
<p align="center"><img src="/yourlogo.png"></p>

I'll fix it when I get the time to have a long look. My code is a mess, it copied from my other pages and stuff gets copied too many times and there is some corruption. Lol, Mr Ralph is a professional programmer and was a big 1.0 guy and his website business is what keeps a roof over our heads and the lights on. I've been shoving my site in his face about five times a day over the weekend. He's very happy I'm making an effort and he's been answering all my questions like "what's CSS?" and "what's html5?" very patiently but he was also giving me the business over that Flaming Text logo- "You have orphan tags, it looks unprofessional. Do you really need that link?"

Edit-I also understand now why he has about fifty loving tabs open in his browser at any given time.

Ralph Crammed In fucked around with this message at 09:26 on May 4, 2020

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute
Oh man, I'm totally up for this. I'll have to make a page chronicling my laserdisc collection. I'll get started when I wake up tomorrow.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I’m also a professional programmer and I give you all the go-ahead to make your html as hideous as possible :devil:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Unbalanced tags weren't acceptable even in the 90s :colbert: Get one of those buttons that says your page is valid W3C HTML and links to a validator, they're really 1337.

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
I am very upset that you failed to include a few under construction gifs in the OP and I hope you will rectify this as soon as possible.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Spoggerific posted:

I am very upset that you failed to include a few under construction gifs in the OP and I hope you will rectify this as soon as possible.

There's a link to entire gif search engine thing, ISNT THAT ENOUGH?

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Cloner of the Elks posted:


You have some informative videos and I lol'd at the goon calling another goon's sister regarding credit card purchases

thank you friend :) website design is now pretty much complete and now I can focus on all kinds of ~content~ rather than shift-f5'ing every 30 seconds to make sure the goddamn div is aligned right god damnit

though I would like to have some sort of iframe categories for the videos like I do with the audio, I'm just not sure how I'd break it up into categories

best bale
Jul 4, 2007



Lipstick Apathy

That’s dang beautiful

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

thank you friend :) website design is now pretty much complete and now I can focus on all kinds of ~content~ rather than shift-f5'ing every 30 seconds to make sure the goddamn div is aligned right god damnit

though I would like to have some sort of iframe categories for the videos like I do with the audio, I'm just not sure how I'd break it up into categories

You need Fragmaster's audio clip of him reading the complaint about F-Zero, as well as his video of his dishwasher

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


Excellent, powerful 90s feel from this one, too.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I made a webring site that automatically links all the sites together. :cool: Everyone just has to follow the instructions on the page.

https://goonwebring.neocities.org/

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Schweinhund posted:

I made a webring site that automatically links all the sites together. :cool: Everyone just has to follow the instructions on the page.

https://goonwebring.neocities.org/

Big Ol' Nuggs has been updated to show the webring in the footer of the homepage :toot:

Trollipop
Apr 10, 2007

hippin and hoppin
Wow cool my html is rusty but maybe might make a site tonite, might not, who knows? But I'm interested

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Guys my online name is Lestat okay :cool:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

crispix posted:

Guys my online name is Lestat okay :cool:

my online name is

ArfJason posted:

DONALD PENTIUM

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Aw hell ya webring, I proudly linked it twice so no one can miss it.

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
Nice, I gave the webring pride of place. May our ring stretch ever wider!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Schweinhund posted:

I made this important website: https://iamgay.neocities.org/

Lovely, and important, as you say

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Schweinhund posted:

I made a webring site that automatically links all the sites together. :cool: Everyone just has to follow the instructions on the page.

https://goonwebring.neocities.org/

This is so good!

I've added this to the op as well.

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