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swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I am making a site. Will post when the construction dust settles...........

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a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

swbm posted:

I am making a site. Will post when the construction dust settles...........

True web 1.0 is launching with 100 'under construction' gifs

swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Anybody know where I can get a gif of calvin peeing to make into a mouse cursor? I plan on having a page full of copies of fantasy novels for visitors to pee on.

also: https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/

swbm fucked around with this message at 15:36 on May 5, 2020

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

swbm posted:

Anybody know where I can get a gif of calvin peeing to make into a mouse cursor? I plan on having a page full of copies of fantasy novels for visitors to pee on.

also: https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/



full size:

Mill Town
Apr 17, 2006

Spoggerific posted:

I am very upset that you failed to include a few under construction gifs in the OP and I hope you will rectify this as soon as possible.

Don't worry, Jason Scott has you covered.

Edit: Don't leech Jason Scott's images, though.

Mill Town fucked around with this message at 17:06 on May 5, 2020

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

swbm posted:

Anybody know where I can get a gif of calvin peeing to make into a mouse cursor? I plan on having a page full of copies of fantasy novels for visitors to pee on.

also: https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/

I bookmarked this

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

swbm posted:

Anybody know where I can get a gif of calvin peeing to make into a mouse cursor? I plan on having a page full of copies of fantasy novels for visitors to pee on.

also: https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/

header gif giving me serious Johnny Mnemonic vibes. i smashed the like button and subscribed for more content

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

swbm posted:

Anybody know where I can get a gif of calvin peeing to make into a mouse cursor? I plan on having a page full of copies of fantasy novels for visitors to pee on.

also: https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/

Pro-click

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:

swbm posted:

Anybody know where I can get a gif of calvin peeing to make into a mouse cursor? I plan on having a page full of copies of fantasy novels for visitors to pee on.

also: https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/

ten out of ten flushes
have actually been subbed to your youtube channel for years, so hi

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute
I've started on my catalog of my stupid old media.

https://deadmediaclub.neocities.org/

Feel free to add me to the webring so I can be back in 1998 again.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I can use swears on the internet, right? That's protected by the constitution?

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I can use swears on the internet, right? That's protected by the constitution?

Legally, you can only use swears if you delete them after a 24-hour 'trial period'.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

UnkleBoB posted:

I've started on my catalog of my stupid old media.

https://deadmediaclub.neocities.org/

Feel free to add me to the webring so I can be back in 1998 again.

Holy poo poo, laserdisc. I loved that poo poo. My player was super swanky and wouldn't need to have the disc flipped half way through the movie because the laser was on a U rail and it would move itself to read the other side

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I can use swears on the internet, right? That's protected by the constitution?

You should probably rate your website using RSACi so that Internet Explorer knows it has swears, and so you can put the "We rated with RSACi" image on your page. I think they had a thing where you could register your site, but I think you could also just put some metadata in the page which IE would read. I wonder if there are any modern-day equivalents? I remember this stuff from the '90s.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
look at this guys cool CSS offering. Add his css code to your css file and then use the tags he mentions. Your site is gonna be the coolest on neocities with these badboys!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Holy poo poo, laserdisc. I loved that poo poo. My player was super swanky and wouldn't need to have the disc flipped half way through the movie because the laser was on a U rail and it would move itself to read the other side

What is this sorcery. I always had to flip The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones halfway through

UnkleBoB
Jul 24, 2000

Beginner's Version, Copyright,
1991 - Please Copy and Distribute

Cloner of the Elks posted:

Holy poo poo, laserdisc. I loved that poo poo. My player was super swanky and wouldn't need to have the disc flipped half way through the movie because the laser was on a U rail and it would move itself to read the other side

Hell yeah. When my current 25$ machine dies I'm probably going to find one like that, or maybe the one from the MTV New Music Report which could do that PLUS hold five CDs at once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhAvPqTadY

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
let me get in on this loving webring yeaaah

https://rumplestilkstkin.neocities.org/

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Buttcoin purse posted:

You should probably rate your website using RSACi so that Internet Explorer knows it has swears, and so you can put the "We rated with RSACi" image on your page. I think they had a thing where you could register your site, but I think you could also just put some metadata in the page which IE would read. I wonder if there are any modern-day equivalents? I remember this stuff from the '90s.

I'm bummed I can't actually use that.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream

Dixville posted:

What is this sorcery. I always had to flip The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones halfway through

Like this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va5d8E-1e8g&t=338s

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Ralph Crammed In posted:

I'm bummed I can't actually use that.

Take a look at http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/~caswick/ for example, it has the button and if you view the source it has the META http-equiv="PICS-Label". I assume "n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0" is giving ratings for nudity, sex, violence and language content? From searching it seems like some more complicated rating tags have been created since then.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

lil bip posted:

let me get in on this loving webring yeaaah

https://rumplestilkstkin.neocities.org/

gently caress yes let's fuckin goooooooo

swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Hello fellow websurfers does any1 have a tutorial for adding a simple guest book to my site that's easy enough for me, an utter imbecile, to understand?

And by tutorial I mean code I can copy and paste into my site obviously.

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


I used htmlcommentbox.com

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Reminds me of the good old days when I would only be online for an hour or two a day.

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
****IMPORTANT UPDATE***
I have added clippy to my website, the future is now friends.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

lil bip posted:

****IMPORTANT UPDATE***
I have added clippy to my website, the future is now friends.

I think you mean Clippit :colbert:

:yosnice:

swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
BTW fellow neocitizens: I used my (white hat) coding skills to install a guest book on my site. :frogc00l:.... By following the instructions found here https://www.htmlcommentbox.com/

Highly recommended.
Make sure to sign my guest book at https://restroomreviews.neocities.org/guest_book.html

Catch you guys later. going AFK for now.......

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I made an Escape From New York fan site: https://escapefromny.neocities.org/

Be sure to click the play button

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Hey old nerds, back in the day, like BACK IN THE DAY, I remember there were little buttons and graphics on vanity pages that told everyone what you liked and what you were about. I can't think of what they were called. I'd gladly make us a few, so we can all show how much we love playstation or bicycling or netscape or whatever, if someone helps me remember more about them. Wasn't there a standard size and shape for them?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

After 20 seconds I found CASTLE CYBERSKULL and it owns

https://castlecyberskull.neocities.org/

PROCEED TO THE CASTLE

Prism Mirror Lens
Oct 9, 2012

~*"The most intelligent and meaning-rich film he could think of was Shaun of the Dead, I don't think either brain is going to absorb anything you post."*~




:chord:
I like his “cyberpet safe” badge. Cyberpets need to make a comeback. I ran a pet site when I was a kid and adopted out a few (two of which still exist on an archived site!). I also caused a small drama on someone else’s site cause they had a competition to win a “rare” cyberpet, where you had to do a quiz about the site owner - clearly rigged so only their friends could win, but I guessed every question right first and won so everyone got really salty and accused me of cheating to steal pets, obviously a dire internet crime. I got my cool pet.jpg in the end though :cool: good times

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

gently caress yeah gonna make a cool site fulla gifs of sailor moon transformations and Goku powering up

the reason the internet exists at all

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
I actually bothered to spend time putting the source for my site in github and then using github actions to publish the site, using a static code generation engine called hexo which is cool and good. So its probably the most complicated 90s website I have ever done

field balm
Feb 5, 2012

Notepad go brrrrr imo

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Son of Rodney posted:

After 20 seconds I found CASTLE CYBERSKULL and it owns

https://castlecyberskull.neocities.org/

PROCEED TO THE CASTLE

"If I could somehow make out with my site, I would. Now I know what it feels like to be Kanye West."

lmao

while i was reading this thread on my lunch break a younger coworker asked me if i had ever heard of coldplaycrybaby.com, so i was actually able to use the Goon Web Ring to explain early internet culture. serendipitous and surprisingly helpful.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

field balm posted:

Notepad go brrrrr imo

i just write all my code in the neocities editor :imunfunny:

also dr. Schweinhund is it possible to update my listing in the web ring to have the full "Big Ol' Nugs - Videos, Audio Files and More" title? that would be grand, tyvm

barnold fucked around with this message at 15:11 on May 9, 2020

swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Web design is my life....





barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
how did you embed the video in the image of the little player thing? trial and error div margins? genuinely curious I don't know poo poo, I could thumb through the code I guess

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swbm
May 4, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I cut the player graphic into pieces then laid them and the embedded player out in a table in komopser and then pasted the code into neocities. Like how I assume professional webdesigners must do.

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