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write haikus or poetry about the sad reality of tech work and yosposting
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# ? May 4, 2020 14:19 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:41 |
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Here’s my estimate: We will never ship on time Sure, I’ll work week ends
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# ? May 4, 2020 14:19 |
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fat developer unfunny computer, thread is bad into gas chamber
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# ? May 4, 2020 14:38 |
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computer compu ter computer computer competer compu
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# ? May 4, 2020 14:45 |
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pram posted:fat developer do not sign your posts if you want to see true poo poo turn off monitor
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# ? May 4, 2020 14:47 |
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screaming into void public static long long main program will not start
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# ? May 4, 2020 16:53 |
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fifty years online arpa did not expect that most traffic is porn
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# ? May 4, 2020 17:01 |
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auto-scaling group replacing dead instances a bonsai regrows
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# ? May 4, 2020 17:02 |
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Your GitHub account was successfully signed in second factor lol
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# ? May 4, 2020 17:04 |
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timing loop don't work forgot to use volatile gently caress you, c standard
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# ? May 4, 2020 17:17 |
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Blotto Skorzany posted:timing loop don't work allocate more bytes? oh my god what is this void well poo poo, sigsegv
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# ? May 4, 2020 17:20 |
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Blotto Skorzany posted:timing loop don't work timing loop did work changed my compiler options agh my frame timing
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# ? May 5, 2020 13:25 |
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like rain, from the cloud comes new web scale tech and runs like rain, down the drain
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# ? May 6, 2020 16:29 |
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the requirement said "write a haiku" so gently caress it is this good enough
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# ? May 6, 2020 19:23 |
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thats a nice iphone you: non-technical woman? or just a child
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# ? May 6, 2020 19:33 |
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once again we yell about the bikes, cars, and trains you have been shaggared
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# ? May 6, 2020 19:35 |
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gently caress your story points gently caress your dumb daily stand ups pms eat a dick
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# ? May 6, 2020 19:37 |
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//haiku title here //to-do: learn to write poems //mark issue as closed
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# ? May 6, 2020 20:03 |
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where are the comments? well, you see, all my code is self-documenting
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# ? May 7, 2020 07:52 |
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My colleague in cube 22 Was doing some poetry review "Although you code so well, This bit really does smell - A limerick is not a haiku"
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# ? May 7, 2020 08:28 |
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pram posted:fat developer
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# ? May 7, 2020 09:39 |
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braces: k&r indentation: four spaces naming style: butts, dongs
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# ? May 7, 2020 09:46 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 06:41 |
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funny computer laughing my rear end off all day at that computer
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# ? May 7, 2020 15:19 |