BigBadSteve posted:

The Stranglers are the James Joyces of the modern era. Their songs (mainly) and the best Kraftwerk tracks do, coincidentally, almost make me gush from my holes. The Stranglers have many albums full of mostly good songs and are still putting 'em out, but Kraftwerk had typucally one great song per album, and not nearly as many albums.

In a farting contest, I'd be betting on any member of The Stranglers, dead or alive, vs any member of Kraftwerk. Though no doubt Kraftwerk could make many and diverse fart-like sounds with their various synths.