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I've been sitting at home a lot because of the current state of the world but also I'm sick so I've been watching a lot of gangster films because even the good ones are usually pretty cheesy on some level and I can kind of zone out a bit. My favorite part is probably the names. They have guys with nicknames like The Suitcase or Whitey. Those aren't even intimidating or anything. I think we could come up with our own! Post some good mafioso names here so you can join the mob and look at people and say "Da gently caress didju just say to me?!"
Georgey "The Dogwalker" Lucciano
Frank "Last Cannoli" Lombardo
Donnie "That Gift Is From Both Of Us" Catalano
Patrick "Light Breakfast" Byrne
Edit: I would like to acknowledge that this is basically me stealing the idea of the Post Apocalyptic Raiding Gang Names thread. Thank you
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 13:25 on May 9, 2020
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Harry "Two Sheds" Reilly
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Mickey “pagesnype” Parese
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Bum “the pooman” Gas
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Marky "Eats Linguine With A Spoon" Francesca
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dog “crash” truther
ulvir fucked around with this message at 19:58 on May 9, 2020
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sure this could be read as the good old byob circlejerk, but check it, this is a great mafioso name on its own right
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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What if he gets rid of the sheds? Will he have to change his name to Harry "No sheds" Reilly?
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What if he gets rid of the sheds? Will he have to change his name to Harry "No sheds" Reilly?
Thing is he only has one shed. Once, at the social club, he mentioned thinking of building a second shed and hasn't ever lived it down...
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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Thing is he only has one shed. Once, at the social club, he mentioned thinking of building a second shed and hasn't ever lived it down...
What would happen if he starts to get an interest in train-spotting?
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Harry "Two Sheds and Fards" Reilly, naturally
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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Harry "Two Sheds and Fards" Reilly, naturally
So you wouldn't call yourself "Two Sheds, One engine"?
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carlo "spawn camps in halo like a cheap prick" cestone
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BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness