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The Yobster's Creed # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # This is my post. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My post is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my post is useless. Without my post, I am useless. I must fire my post true. I must post funnier than my enemy who is trying to ridicule me. I must outsmart him before he outsmarts me. I will ... My post and I know that what counts in war is not the words we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit ... My post is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my post funny and smart, even as I am smart and funny. We will become part of each other. We will ... Before Hammock Cat, I swear this creed. My post and I are the defenders of my sub forum. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is the Yob's and there is no enemy, but peace! # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # |
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to protect the yob from devastation, to unite all posters in our sub forum nation, to sign my posts, “xox nut”, to post each and every time I think about butt
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May 10, 2020 13:23
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i pledge before the yob to never eat before bed time (unless i gots teh munchies)
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May 10, 2020 14:49
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*types each post by stabbing keys with hidden Blade*
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May 10, 2020 14:56
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Sometimes I want to go paladin mode and give meanies a big old smack upside the head. But I don't know if I should these powers are dangerous. |
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May 10, 2020 22:12
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take the moon posted:*types each post by stabbing keys with hidden Blade*
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May 10, 2020 23:02
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I must not lurk. Lurking is the fun-killer Lurking is the little-probe that brings posting devastation. I must face my posting anxiety. I will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past I will turn my inner eye to see its path. And where it has been  shall remain
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May 11, 2020 01:08
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magic cactus posted:I must not lurk.  
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May 11, 2020 02:03
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It is by chill alone I set my post in motion. It is by the juice of caffiene that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains. The stains beckon a smoking. It is by chill alone I set my post in motion.
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May 11, 2020 02:05
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Do not go gentle into that eternal lurk, Old posts should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the lurking of the post. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that lurking mode. Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail posts might have danced in that green herb, Rage, rage against the lurking of the post. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they probed it on its way, Do not go gentle into that lurking mode. Grave men, near their lurk, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be posting, Rage, rage against the lurking of the post. And you, my hammock cat, there on the chill height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce posts, I pray. Do not go gentle into that lurking mode. Rage, rage against the lurking of the posting code.
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May 11, 2020 14:41
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<3 
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This Is Just To Post I have necroed the the thread that was on page 29 and which you were probably saving for goldmine Forgive me it was a good thread so sweet and so old
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Jan 31, 2021 02:11
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Now these are the laws of the yob, a forum way more chill than most; But the head and the hoof of the law and the haunch and the hump is—
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Now these are the laws of the yob, a forum way more chill than most;
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