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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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You are presently dreaming vividly with the help of a new gadget. It wouldn't matter whether you know this or not. But you are sad and you could find happiness if you knew how to turn the simulation off
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May 13, 2020 03:30
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May 5, 2024 22:42
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Our reality is this: Your 'mind' is the product of an experiment to make artificial intelligence to believe that this is not the case. Your continued disbelief just won someone a coding bounty.
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May 13, 2020 03:31
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Our brains are incapable of producing happiness in trips when we are not comfortable and right now you are being shaken by someone yelling "You are having a bad trip!" and in doing so making a self-fulfilling statement.
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May 13, 2020 03:34
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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You are in a simulation. Your discomfort right now is a built-in warning to know that non-simulation you is having a vascular accident.
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May 13, 2020 03:36
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i thought a while ago that it'd be funny if there was a scene where neo downloaded what a rice krispie square tasted like and said yummy or something
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May 13, 2020 15:04
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i thought a while ago that it'd be funny if there was a scene where neo downloaded what a rice krispie square tasted like and said yummy or something
and then morpheus is like we are the rice krispies and the matrix is the marshmallow and neo is like, 'who is the peanut butter?' and morpheus is like 'what are you talking about?' and neo's like, 'you know you can add peanut butter to the mix for an extra special treat' and morpheus looks off
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May 13, 2020 15:06
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and then morpheus is like we are the rice krispies and the matrix is the marshmallow and neo is like, 'who is the peanut butter?' and morpheus is like 'what are you talking about?' and neo's like, 'you know you can add peanut butter to the mix for an extra special treat' and morpheus looks off
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May 13, 2020 19:59
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- nut
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neo has the 9/11 commission downloaded into his head and immediately starts posting on Internet forums for the rest of the movie
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May 13, 2020 21:07
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Morpheus : What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is si- Neo, are you high?
Neo: haha nebuchadnezzar go brrr
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May 13, 2020 21:20
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Life is just a dream and the real you is big, giant, huge.
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May 14, 2020 05:38
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neo: lamo i hacked my fart into your matrix nose
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May 15, 2020 08:43
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the corona virus but it's really just a gajillion little Agent Smiths using humans as a hive to spawn more clones
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May 15, 2020 12:46
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Commander Lock: Dammit, Morpheus! Not everyone believes what you believe!
Morpheus: Oh? So you're saying that hitler is good then?
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May 15, 2020 15:26
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The Matrix is hosted on AOL
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May 16, 2020 19:40
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neo blasting agent smith with thousands of chatroulette strangers all flashing their junk
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May 17, 2020 21:46
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there is no matrix and morpheus just fooled a random white dude into believing that he can fly and slow down time and it turned out he actually could
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May 20, 2020 05:01
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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what if the matrix, but it's about apps
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May 20, 2020 16:57
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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what if the matrix, but it's about apps
The "wake up neo" message but it's a spam text from Morpheus asking to join his premium snapchat.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 20, 2020 16:59
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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Morpheus: *gestures at Instagram model*: What you see in front of you is but an illusion Neo. A trick your senses play on you to make you think this model has a huge booty. Now let me show you what happens when you wake up from your slumber.
*displays same picture but this time showing that it was clearly taken at a more flattering angle*
Neo (sadly): Whoa.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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May 20, 2020 17:05
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The red pill is ketoconazole, which causes Neo to lose his erection and wake up from his stupor, where he suddenly becomes aware of the very frustrated dick sucking trolly bot in front of him that's been causing him to fade out of consciousness through endless robotic stimulation.
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May 20, 2020 20:00
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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There's a guy and he's living his normal life but then he finds out the truth. I.e his brain is just a jar and it's beeing fed artificial perceptions that he's going about doing his thing. But the actual life is still real but his brain is sort of in a Robbie the robot style contraption and when he looks into a mirror the computer just shows him himself the way he thinks he should look (residual self image) and as for all the people that keep seeing him, they've all been told that robot people have be treat just as if they were humans because otherwise it would be robo-racist and someone would complain.
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May 27, 2020 17:37
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- ulvir
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morpheus stretching his palm out and making Neo choose between “deez” and “bofa”
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May 27, 2020 18:48
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- google THIS
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The Matrix world set in pre-industrial times.
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May 27, 2020 20:41
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- google THIS
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The redpills have to quickly build a fire and send a smoke signal in order to jack out before the Agents catch them.
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May 27, 2020 20:41
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- Adbot
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May 5, 2024 22:42
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- google THIS
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"We need sharpened sticks. Lots of sharpened sticks."
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