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and hes got a really big dick
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quite frankly now that iv'e noticed i don't jknow why he ever wanted us to pretend he was wearing clothes. if i was packing a hog like that id want everyone to know it
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cool tattoos, also
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May 14, 2020 04:24
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somepbody get this emperor some clothes, with a dick hole cut out
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May 14, 2020 04:25
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somepbody get this emperor some clothes, with a dick hole cut out
Leg warmers and a t-shirt?
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lmao
 
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May 14, 2020 13:23
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He's still wearing shoes though and now I'm wondering if it's true what they say about men with big dicks
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Woah O.O... Emperor's dick is loving fat. good weight to it too
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May 15, 2020 02:42
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Wish the emperor would put some clothes on so his big rear end dick isn't swinging around knocking over my stuff anymore
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May 15, 2020 03:51
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Wish the emperor would put some clothes on so his big rear end dick isn't swinging around knocking over my stuff anymore
If you pretend intently enough you can put clothes on him with your mind and when your stuff gets knocked over you can think it's an angry ghost
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If you pretend intently enough you can put clothes on him with your mind and when your stuff gets knocked over you can think it's an angry ghost
i'm not paying taxes to play rufio
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captain hook with a massiver donger just knocking all the food off the lost boys table
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my lord please put on some clothse, your people are starving. thine big swinging dick hath crushed the new crops and frightened the cows such that their milk has spoiled in the udder
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May 15, 2020 09:05
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my lord please put on some clothse, your people are starving. thine big swinging dick hath crushed the new crops and frightened the cows such that their milk has spoiled in the udder
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May 15, 2020 13:09
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my lord please put on some clothse, your people are starving. thine big swinging dick hath crushed the new crops and frightened the cows such that their milk has spoiled in the udder
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May 15, 2020 14:54
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"It's good to be king!" -Emperor Noclothes
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 14:58 on May 15, 2020
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May 15, 2020 14:55
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my lord please put on some clothse, your people are starving. thine big swinging dick hath crushed the new crops and frightened the cows such that their milk has spoiled in the udder
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May 15, 2020 15:12
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when we decided the guy with the biggest dick gets to be emperor we didn't really think it through
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putting the emperor's dick in a guillotine, but instead of dropping a blade it's dropping me spread eagle on that fat d
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May 15, 2020 16:22
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when we decided the guy with the biggest dick gets to be emperor we didn't really think it through
lol an actual dick measuring contest specified in the constitution using olde-timey english with rules and amendments
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May 15, 2020 16:36
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1874, a horse accidentally becomes emperor, for there was nothing in the rules saying horses could not become emperor
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while patting my emperor on the back: it’s okay emperor in this empire we pick the guy with the biggest personality
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Tapped the emperor on the shoulder and now I'm blind.
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Zombie Palpatine from The Rise of Skywalker: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
(flashback to Palpatine escaping that shaft in the Death Star 2.0 by climbing his own dick)
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