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shrek but he has a big dick and you call him a hogre
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God-Emperor of Dune except instead of a sandworm lower body that's just his fat hog
   
       
  
 
   
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Caeser: Et tu, Brute?
Brutus: (unzips)
Caeser: (nods appreciatively) drat. Et tu. (they fistbump) No homo.
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Caeser: Et tu, Brute?
Brutus: (unzips)
Caeser: (nods appreciatively) drat. Et tu. (they fistbump) No homo.
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May 16, 2020 03:09
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In the kingdom of the eunuchs, the one-balled man is king.
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May 16, 2020 16:42
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We used to make fun of the emperor behind his back, figuring a short fat man in his position must have a tiny dick, but no. Its loving huge and now I don't know what to think.
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May 16, 2020 16:43
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We used to make fun of the emperor behind his back, figuring a short fat man in his position must have a tiny dick, but no. Its loving huge and now I don't know what to think.
we had a solution but that stupid little kid had to ruin it by pointing out that the emperor has no clothes. he didnt even warn us. coul dhave said "hey, the emperor isnt wearing any clothes but boy does he have a big dick!" but no. we were all "buhhh?" and then a second later we had our minds shattered by...i mean, what is it, 13 inches? maybe his father really *was* zeus int he form of a stallion.
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May 16, 2020 17:37
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We used to call the old man funny names; iron butt, boner. But there was always respect for his thick as gently caress schlong.
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May 16, 2020 17:38
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according to Wikipedia, in 45 BC, exactly one year before his assassination, Julius Caesar changed his name to Hugeus Wiener, due to his significant endowment
Biggus Dickus
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May 16, 2020 22:12
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The emperor from gladiator but he uses his big dick to point instead of his thumb
 
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May 18, 2020 15:01
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it's a free country u pervs
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The emperor from gladiator but he uses his big dick to point instead of his thumb
lol
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 18, 2020 15:08
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The emperor from gladiator but he uses his big dick to point instead of his thumb
All the gladiators trying to fight as sexily as possible
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May 18, 2020 16:10
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Zombie Palpatine from The Rise of Skywalker: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
(flashback to Palpatine escaping that shaft in the Death Star 2.0 by climbing his own dick)
im not sure its healthy to lol this hard
thx 4 thread cda
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the emperor is here, flappin in the breeze, and i'm all like uhhhhhhhhhhh buddy, if i have to wear a face mask, you have to wear a dick holster!
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