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Said I was a loose cannon and I needed to learn to play by the rules or he'd have my badge. Said because of my disregard for regulations my convictions would be overturned.
Have any of you had this happen? Since when does our company keep a grizzled old police chief on payroll? I do not remember that from when I started here a few years ago. Also what convictions was he talking about. And what badge? Did he mean my name badge? Do you think maybe this should be brought up with HR?
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sounds like you got a beef
with the chief
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May 15, 2020 08:44
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sounds like you got a beef
with the chief
What if I bring my famous brisket to the annual cookout. Would that help maybe?
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May 15, 2020 08:52
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slipping the chief some hot beef could go wrong, but it could also go very right
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May 15, 2020 08:55
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Look kid, I've already retired, get out of my house
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May 15, 2020 20:41
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that's weird, it's my first day and the chief just told me you're the best man we have and for you to show me the ropes
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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May 15, 2020 20:58
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my chief was chewing me out but then the g men moved in and took over the job. they are way meaner.
Agent Johnson and Special Agent Johnson (no relation) just ripped my Johnson off and reamed me with it.
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May 16, 2020 01:36
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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The chief just watched Brooklyn 99 and he;s trying to pull a Captain Holt but he's not black.
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May 16, 2020 09:51
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Getting a second opinion by another chief because there's just never enough chiefs around...
That saying gets bandied around a lot here, but when I was setting up the remote office in Bangalore... I can assure you that is definitely not the case.
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May 16, 2020 13:50
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no offense but with a name like chief keef i was really expecting you to be more lenient
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May 16, 2020 14:32
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Agent Johnson and Special Agent Johnson (no relation) just ripped my Johnson off and reamed me with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdW2I2rLsBY
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May 16, 2020 16:42
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Chief called me into his office and said he was pairing me with a new partner, since I burnt through the last few (???). He calls "You can come in!", and who comes striding through the door? loving Jerry.
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May 16, 2020 18:34
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I just got eaten out by the chief.
Ew, mom! Gross! It's chewed out!
Whatever, all I know is he makes my toes curl.
MOM!
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May 16, 2020 22:15
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it's a free country u pervs
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Chief called me into his office and said he was pairing me with a new partner, since I burnt through the last few (???). He calls "You can come in!", and who comes striding through the door? loving Jerry.
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May 16, 2020 23:50
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hello... again!
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I just got chewed by the chef. i'm beef bourguignon
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May 18, 2020 14:56
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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Chew beef
High on the hog, 90's style.
 
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Oh no
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Said I was a loose cannon and I needed to learn to play by the rules or he'd have my badge. Said because of my disregard for regulations my convictions would be overturned.
Or a folksy exclamation, like a grizzled prospector sees something unexpected, his eyes pop out like in a Tex Avery cartoon, and he exclaims “Sweet Willy Rollbar!!”
One of those two. But not a cop.
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