my mom just said broke-ass hose referring to a hose

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do you think she knows?????

# ? May 16, 2020 18:28

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# ? May 15, 2024 23:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I think she knows
The broke-rear end hose
Truly blows
If you had chose
A good-rear end hose
The water flows
The garden grows
Smell the rose
With a good-rear end nose
But you can close
The book on those

# ? May 16, 2020 18:46

frump truck: hello... again!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I think she knows
The broke-rear end hose
Truly blows
If you had chose
A good-rear end hose
The water flows
The garden grows
Smell the rose
With a good-rear end nose
But you can close
The book on those

this quite nice

# ? May 17, 2020 20:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

sata andagi posted:

this quite nice

i'll quote it twice

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I think she knows
The broke-rear end hose
Truly blows
If you had chose
A good-rear end hose
The water flows
The garden grows
Smell the rose
With a good-rear end nose
But you can close
The book on those

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I think she knows
The broke-rear end hose
Truly blows
If you had chose
A good-rear end hose
The water flows
The garden grows
Smell the rose
With a good-rear end nose
But you can close
The book on those

this poem is as chill as ice

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!