- EorayMel
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WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
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What are some other ways to cut grass?
I believe a good alternative method to cutting grass is going out at midnight with a pair of tailor shears and snipping all the grass by hand, with the added bonus of doing it quietly so nobody knows.
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May 18, 2020 22:29
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May 13, 2024 07:45
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- owl_pellet
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show your enemy
what you look like
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wade into the midst of your garden and, grasping your claidhmore tightly,
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May 18, 2020 23:28
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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I hear magic works.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 19, 2020 00:33
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- nut
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play it a bunch of emo music
that way it will inescapably worry about a break up it had when it was 15 that wasn’t particularly bad but it was lacking context at the time and sure it might get bigger but will the grass ever grow
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May 19, 2020 00:55
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- FutonForensic
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use your well toned buttcheeks to grip & rip each blade of grass
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May 19, 2020 00:57
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- nut
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when it get too long put dirt on it and start a new one
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May 19, 2020 00:59
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- City of Glompton
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Honey I Shrunk The Lawn
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May 19, 2020 01:32
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- City of Glompton
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the lawn is so tiny now i don't have to cut the grass but even if i did i would only need to use a finishing touch razor to clean it up
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 19, 2020 01:35
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- nut
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unplug it at night
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May 19, 2020 01:41
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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Lasers and pop-up mirrors.
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May 19, 2020 01:46
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can't post for 7 days!
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prayer
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May 19, 2020 06:27
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- Rock Paper Tongue
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May cause birth defects
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Put your yard up on blocks, crawl underneath, and yank each blade down individually
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May 19, 2020 08:07
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- LastGoodBoy
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Keep your mind be open window everyday
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as usual, the answer is fire.
Rigging my sprinkler system to just spray gasoline.
High on the hog, 90's style.
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May 19, 2020 09:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Start grazing. It's a diet, exercise, and lawn maintenance, all in one!
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May 19, 2020 15:35
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Start grazing. It's a diet, exercise, and lawn maintenance, all in one!
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 19, 2020 16:52
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- Escape From Noise
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I mulch my lawn by dragging my butt on the grass after going number two. As an added bonus I don't need to worry about toilet paper shortages. Also by not using paper products I'm lessening my carbon footprint
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May 19, 2020 18:22
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- ToxicFrog
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chickens
I mean, they don't so much "cut" the grass as "destroy it utterly"
but isn't that what we really want? a barren field patrolled by roving gangs of cannibalistic murder dinosaurs?
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May 20, 2020 13:37
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- Finger Prince
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Couple or so Guinea pigs in a bottomless cage. When one patch is done, move the cage over to then next uneaten part.
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May 21, 2020 03:15
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
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scathing remarks
*you're just a groundwater thief
*you're not even a crop
*people only care for you to avoid getting letters
and such. repeat until the grass feels very small
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May 21, 2020 03:34
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- City of Glompton
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prestidigitation
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May 21, 2020 07:37
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- The Voice of Labor
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Can't post for 7 days!
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liquid nitrogen and a bowling ball
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May 21, 2020 07:48
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- Space Taxi
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I crash land helicopters into my front lawn, rotors first
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May 26, 2020 02:29
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