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google THIS posted:If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads. Heather Papps posted:we hold these truths to be self evident: put on a sweater. xcheopis posted:Congress shall make no law that abridges the freedom to whap anyone touching that thermostat got any sevens posted:a little revolution now and then builds character google THIS posted:The Declaration of Independence sitting on a desk unsigned because it's the Fourth of July and the Founding Dads are having a bitchin' cookout. ghost emoji posted:"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America." |
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Unalienable Rights: 1) life 2) liberty 3) the pursuit of hella cold ones 
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george washington declaring the right to bare arms before cutting the sleeves off his blue collar comedy tour t shirt
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"You know, if you worked hard and pulled yourself up by your bootstraps you could make something of yourself." "Um, I'm literally a slave, so I already do almost nothing but work hard, and I have no legal status." "Always excuses with you young people." |
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the first amendment to the constitution of the united states: concerning the man cave it shall hereby be known, for posterity, that in these united states, here are the inalienable rights of the man and his man cave: 1. man's cave, man's rules. 2. no sitting in the man's chair! 3. keep your hands off the remote (we've just invented television btw) 4. women by invitation only (preferably bearing cooked meats and cold ones haha) 5. the british can come as long as they bring some of that fancy tea wiht them 6. if good ol' GW is around, he insists it's real, so DO NOT point out his obvious wig 7. any objections, refer to rule #1 ya redcoated idiot lol |
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May 20, 2020 09:11
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We wanted to write one in about arms but Yogi told us not to. |
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May 20, 2020 14:53
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 all the founding dads, checking out johns sig: "lol nice"
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May 21, 2020 03:36
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Heather Papps posted:
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May 21, 2020 03:59
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hancock would have posted in byob |
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May 24, 2020 22:29
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gently caress, those signatures are basically just emptyposts |
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May 24, 2020 22:30
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tea is the worst gently caress those royalists let's show them what a bunch of drunk dads can do!
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May 27, 2020 19:14
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Nosfereefer posted:gently caress, those signatures are basically just emptyposts
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Nosfereefer posted:gently caress, those signatures are basically just emptyposts drat. makes you think
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Nosfereefer posted:gently caress, those signatures are basically just emptyposts |
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May 27, 2020 22:36
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*spits out dentures into hands* "I hold these tooths to be self-evident" ---------------- |
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May 28, 2020 04:31
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Nosfereefer posted:gently caress, those signatures are basically just emptyposts look everyone, John Hancock is posting an emptyquote in the snow!
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george washington 5 minutes into trying to chop down a cherry tree, shirt off, sweating, using his hanky to dab his forehead and muttering "fuckin piece of poo poo" to his axe after each chop
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May 28, 2020 12:51
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nut posted:george washington 5 minutes into trying to chop down a cherry tree, shirt off, sweating, using his hanky to dab his forehead and muttering "fuckin piece of poo poo" to his axe after each chop |
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May 28, 2020 21:59
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The Repunlicans want to sprinkle dad jokes through the whole thing, but the Digressocrats prefer a shaggy dog story. |
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May 28, 2020 22:48
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John Hancock running around trying to get the other delegates to pull his finger |
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May 29, 2020 00:02
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the Hamilton musical is just a series on increasingly dirty limericks
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May 29, 2020 02:23
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nut posted:george washington 5 minutes into trying to chop down a cherry tree, shirt off, sweating, using his hanky to dab his forehead and muttering "fuckin piece of poo poo" to his axe after each chop lmfao |
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Jefferson never misses an opportunity to mention the vintage carriage that's going to be so awesome once he finishes restoring it. How many years has it been now? |
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May 29, 2020 04:02
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Washington Wakeboarding the Delaware |
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"get off our lawns" was the shout heard across the ages, before the shot rang out at lexington and concord
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Heather Papps posted:"get off our lawns" was the shout heard across the ages, before the shot rang out at lexington and concord "IT'S NEW GROWTH!!!"
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