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If the Founding Fathers were Founding Dads.
"We just drafted a new document. It's called the Constitution."
"Really? What's it about?"
"It's about four pages."
we hold these truths to be self evident: put on a sweater.
Congress shall make no law that abridges the freedom to whap anyone touching that thermostat
a little revolution now and then builds character
The Declaration of Independence sitting on a desk unsigned because it's the Fourth of July and the Founding Dads are having a bitchin' cookout.
"We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
"Hi the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America, I'm Dad"
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"You know, if you worked hard and pulled yourself up by your bootstraps you could make something of yourself."
"Um, I'm literally a slave, so I already do almost nothing but work hard, and I have no legal status."
"Always excuses with you young people."
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Jefferson never misses an opportunity to mention the vintage carriage that's going to be so awesome once he finishes restoring it. How many years has it been now?
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