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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i usually just eat a banana and a granola bar if im just going to work

otherwise if im going riding i like to have some oatmeal with lots of brown sugar, butter, a splash of milk, and an egg mixed in

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LlPU6KenjU

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I need to give myself like 20 more minutes in the morning to do proper breakfast.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I just boil a nice big steaming pot of sawdust and pond water.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Statutory Ape posted:

wow u sound like a literal troll
i need something to wash down the roasted chicken bones and peat moss quiche :shrug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you can hear little birds chip that means there birds nest and birds eggs around

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

got some stale bread? dont make croutons. find a park and turn that bread into confit de canard. :chef:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

dont throw out your used coffee grounds. keep them to add texture to your chili.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you live near the ocean you can save a ton of cash by harvesting fresh seaweed instead of paying those inflated store prices

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i like to swish around the warm bottom dregs of a forgotten cheap lager beer from a house party as an amuse bouche

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Outrail posted:

Any suggestions if you like a good breakfast rut but your partner likes to sleep in?
honestly i like to sleep in and uhhhhhhh well it better be good for waking me the gently caress up

i like maximum sleep, doesnt matter whos next to me

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