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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

ice cream

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

lmao haaahah sure enuff, there's pickles in that there mayonnaise


Lmao haahahaha


now I understand how Doobie fleeced you people

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!


hot coffee and a cigarette for breakfast huh

tbh, sounds like the prelude to german porn based on what ive learned in GBS this week


otoh literally nothing out of finland surprises me

i assume "bloro" is Finnish for "impending turdsplosion"

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

OP, i finally opened a nice jar of sun dried tomatoes in oil that ive had

i bet one of these could really up your breakfast game

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I'm really impressed nobody posted rear end

in nunununu GBS, we've reached an accord to let the mods do some of the shitposting

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Burt Sexual posted:

I appreciate this leniency

nobody wants to deny yall the chance to probe yourselves, we have at least 3 threads that deal w this directly or indirectly

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

numberoneposter posted:

I just boil a nice big steaming pot of sawdust and pond water.

wow u sound like a literal troll

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Outrail posted:

Any suggestions if you like a good breakfast rut but your partner likes to sleep in?

gently caress them, let them nap, then go cook them breakfast, then gently caress them again

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

shower sex is not for penetrating its for luxuriating in the wet presence of the one before you

also massage their scalp

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Dixville posted:

That's not sex that's bathing together which is fine lol

sorry i start my foreplay well in advance and also after

im just a blockbuster tryna get a sequel

E; tbh sorry i just realized this was the actual breakfast thread i thought this was the breakfast sex threadd

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i like those lil 50 cent ritos that come in a red plastic wrap

also the boxed version of basically teh same things

theyre terrible for you and its basically just grease and carbs with some brown paste but otoh

they hit some certain great notes

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Outrail posted:

Ah yes, the culinary answer to the brown note.

my friend youll find that the brown note is best sung in a whole body chorale effortt

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