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Simple Man by Skynyrd would also work nicely. Still cackling at Mama Tried btw. I listen to these songs of yours while on the can btw 
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prepuce repurposed posted:lmfao I mostly like bluegrass and more the outlaw/western swing end of country and I'm not actually really all that familiar with their stuff, but write me a song and I will try and sing it maybe! I had an idea this morning for the bluegrass song 'dark hollow' but I already forget it! E: I'm not really a very good guitar player so I tend to stick to 'three chords and the truth' kind of stuff because if starts getting funny chords idk what to do  e2: the idea of Stall man Rocky Top or Fox on the Run is making me lol but i haven't thought of, ya know, any words Kaiser Schnitzel fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Jun 17, 2020
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I mostly like bluegrass and more the outlaw/western swing end of country and I'm not actually really all that familiar with their stuff, but write me a song and I will try and sing it maybe! In that case I graciously withdraw all requests. Follow your heart brother. It's been solid gold so far
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain! next time i go into a stall i am blasting this Kaiser Schnitzel posted:'three chords and the truth' that's all you need
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain! source material for the curious https://youtu.be/XyRCvukVv6w |
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google THIS posted:Too many well-cultured men were peeing in the stalls so I had to poo poo in the urinal this is how it starts
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choppy waters in today's terlet. thank goodness we can still chill ITT while the storm rages without. does anybody have stall wall poetry to share
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"here i post, brokenhearted butttheshitman never farted" -me, holding vigil for the forums' best named poster
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owlhawk911 posted:"here i post, brokenhearted lmao. this is going on my stall wall no question
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There once was an old king of norway who like to partake in a four-way with two goats and a cow he's make quite a row but that was only his foreplay This very same lech of a ruler had tastes that were rather peculiar he liked getting bit while taking a poo poo and his farts resounded like thunder This foul and perverted old King never would gently caress in a dwelling He'd bang under trees and feel the cool breeze as his cock was massively swelling
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Limerick deez nuts
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I think the cleaning lady "took notice"of my politely handwritten note, for today a fresh, industrial sized roll of TP was loaded into the locked plastic dispenser... backwards 
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prepuce repurposed posted:I think the cleaning lady "took notice"of my politely handwritten note, for today a fresh, industrial sized roll of TP was loaded into the locked plastic dispenser... That'll show you how to tell her how to do her job
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humbled by the cleaning lady in my own stall
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There once was a fella named puce Who loved posting while dropping a deuce In a stall he would sit While taking a poo poo For he had a stupendous caboose
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:There once was a fella named puce Workin on a slow one atm. About to transition from yesterday's raw apple for breakfast to today's 10:30 am granola bar... feeling p stallbound and hangry in all honesty |
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talk me through it unggh |
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prepuce repurposed posted:talk me through it unggh How about a little mood music? *Puts on Scatman by Scatman Jones* |
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prepuce repurposed posted:talk me through it unggh you can doo it
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prepuce repurposed posted:talk me through it unggh "all right, kid, we're all counting on you"
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Pahilla the Hun posted:"all right, kid, we're all counting on you" But only up to 2 |
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Scatman helped a lot. I think I'm homefree you're the best yob
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now my butthole itches. every time. repost this if u can feel my second wipe strugg 
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starman but the lyrics are changed to stallman
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if you listen closely you can still hear the echoes of jim's screams as he pushed out that monster poo poo last week coming from his stall
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powerful shamans gathering around an ancient stall, listening for wisdom from the groans of shits past
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Yinlock posted:if you listen closely you can still hear the echoes of jim's screams as he pushed out that monster poo poo last week coming from his stall jim has a long poo poo
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jpeg posted:jim has a long poo poo The Turd Measurer
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Jim’s poo poo is totally normal size when you factor in his height ok
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nut posted:Jim’s poo poo is totally normal size when you factor in his height ok big jilm
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slim jolm
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Jilm id like to think about fuckmapping.gov
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nut posted:Jim’s poo poo is totally normal size when you factor in his height ok Jim has long legs but a short torso ok
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I want a Jim with a short torso and a loooooooooooooong poo poo
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Achtane posted:I want a Jim with a short torso and a loooooooooooooong
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big jilm's inner monologue while pinching the longest loaf https://youtu.be/_8lUG25BQiM Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Jun 20, 2020 |
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:I don't know why these words keeping popping into my brain! Reposting this because I feel it slipped by unnoticed to some. I listen to it on the reg (at a certain time of day if you catch my drift), and I always end it with a very solemn nod of approval and personal loss Let's just say stall men weep silent tears ok
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