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Somebody call the McDouglas boys down out the holler to lend a hand before the widder Michael's coop floods!
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I saw Mr. Finnis over yonder what with one of them big ol sticks of dynamite he uses for fishing. This weren’t no act of God he self no sir
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May 24, 2020 17:56
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I saw old man Sellers over near there 'bout yesterday and it looked like he was up to no good again.
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May 24, 2020 18:10
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Daikloktos posted:Somebody call the McDouglas boys down out the holler to lend a hand before the widder Michael's coop floods! I’m fixin to
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May 24, 2020 19:25
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Eyyy, I'm walkin' here!
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May 24, 2020 19:27
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Agh god dang nabbit the hen houses screamin like a fox in the spring trap hole ain't doing no one a lick of good! Let 'im drink the big deep pond!
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May 24, 2020 19:39
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You just know he didn't maintain the levee standards the bureau of water management instituted in '87. That silty clay he used was piled on some old sand bags and you just know he didn't leave a large enough embankment. This ain't no 100 year flood
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May 24, 2020 19:49
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Dam plum give out
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May 24, 2020 19:57
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Dab gurnit. Just like back in '35.
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May 24, 2020 20:05
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Kids it ain't safe quit foolin around get outta the pond
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May 24, 2020 20:07
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God dammit. Susan, can you believe this? Those goddamn rednecks are at it again... These hillbilly assholes are dragging down my property values! I swear to god I'm gonna sue him if this poo poo spills onto our property. loving hell, why did I ever let you convince me to live out here? I don't even like visiting your family, being closer to them should've counted as a negative!
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May 24, 2020 20:10
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As the moneymaster of the local bank, this news saddens me greatly, hmm yes haha what a shame haha
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May 24, 2020 20:13
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Reckon I'd rather have a 4-10 than a 357 when I'm drivin 55 on i95 in my '67 on 9-11...I reckon.
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May 24, 2020 20:29
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Gaht dang beavers done it again
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May 24, 2020 20:31
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drat skeeters'll be havin a harvest this year
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May 24, 2020 20:34
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don't be trustin yor wells for a bit it done filled my little house out back and runned into the crick too
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May 24, 2020 21:18
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we can activate our phase shift array to quantum leap the excess h2o into maclukey's basement i figure
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May 24, 2020 21:33
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Well... I never could figure what the sky was thinking... But the soil... she don't keep too many secrets...
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May 24, 2020 21:45
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Lemme get my mud guppers and i can spend a yarn or two helpin yall out now.
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Jul 20, 2020 22:25
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Hey! Ain't seen you since the funeral. Y'all can help Garland and Tracy finish muckin out the barn out yonder, them boys are gettin tar'd
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Jul 20, 2020 22:29
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Is this a sex thing? Because if so I'm on my way with my "backhoe".
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Jul 21, 2020 03:48
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Boys I got bad news, Clem's up on the roof again
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Jul 21, 2020 03:51
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I'm genuinely surprised that the guy who vomits a thesaurus into each of his posts turned out to be a sex pervert
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Jul 21, 2020 03:55
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gall frickit tabernathys gonna have my hide for this one!
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Jul 21, 2020 04:00
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Aaaaaaaah poo poo goddammit Gruckle what have you been feeding these hagfish?
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Jul 21, 2020 05:12
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Lazing in the grass in front of the maycomb county courthouse. Using a straw to drink coke out of a brown paper bag
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Jul 21, 2020 05:52
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Aw frick I think an cooper head bit mAh heel
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Jul 21, 2020 05:55
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Tarnation
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Jul 21, 2020 07:02
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Mozi posted:we can activate our phase shift array to quantum leap the excess h2o into maclukey's basement
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Jul 21, 2020 07:03
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Daikloktos posted:Hey! Ain't seen you since the funeral. Y'all can help Garland and Tracy finish muckin out the barn out yonder, them boys are gettin tar'd Hey brother, ain’t no need to use that word, they’s just a little slow on th’ uptake
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Matryoshka SexDoll posted:I saw Mr. Finnis over yonder what with one of them big ol sticks of dynamite he uses for fishing. This weren’t no act of God he self no sir Dangnabit I told Finnis that those dynamite sticks are for 4th of July. Gonna have to stick bear traps in the firework room so no one steals the good fireworks.
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