TRUMp 1253: THE LONE WARRIOR!

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Trump This poll is closed.
Trump	94	0.22%
Toop	115	0.27%
Trno	109	0.25%
Tumble	109	0.25%
Torp	42163	98.21%
Treep	106	0.25%
Truro	112	0.26%
Traml	122	0.28%
Total:	637 votes

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Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

2DCAT posted:

Yes, I but who is the man with the massive dong that will save us

Uhhhhhh Duke Leto II? :v:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 16:58

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 11:44

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:02

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

https://twitter.com/meggie_gates/status/1267264952026517505

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:07

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Joementum posted:

the left can organize simultaneous riots in dozens of cities across the country through its central committee, but can't beat a guy who goes around saying "listen jack, we used to have a saying at the pool: you gotta do with... ah heck i dunno"

Who, Tom Perez?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:14

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

MechaX posted:

Trump before this Phone Call: I know how to calm everyone down and fix all of this, I�m a genius, bigly

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:16

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1267227672221974529

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:18

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/SeanLangille/status/1267491152950964225

Kinda looks like law enforcement is getting disinterested in assisting the trumpmpmpmp

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:28

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1267487590430707712

Who would win: one random angry shitposter or

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:30

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Bethamphetamine posted:

I like that one of the US's rival countries has a direct line into the president's brain on demand.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 17:48

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

hmmmm

maybe I shouldn't be doing someone else's work for them...or at least allow them pilfer the fruits of my labor, so to speak.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:02

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

*nasally trumpet noises*

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:09

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

https://twitter.com/_popaboywillie/status/1267257954048278529

Can you imagine how satisfied, deep down, American minority cops are with their jobs and the power structures above them?

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:13

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

zegermans posted:

wow look a cop

can you imagine how satisfied, deep down, all the cops sitting in this stupid loving dead forum right now are with their jobs

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:26

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Thank you, Tom!

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:30

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8J8urC_8Jw

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:32

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1267523720945557504

Its 2020 and People I Don't Like has fallen flat

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:36

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Literal Hamster posted:

this poo poo is so tiresome

vladimir putin is not responsible for every stupid and evil thing that trump does

And yet, shelling in Ukraine ALSO has nothing to do with international phone calls. :thunk:

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:45

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Shear Modulus posted:

if i had to guess the black cops are gonna start committing suicide with two gunshots to the back of their heads alone in their apartments soon

boy that's gonna go over real well

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:49

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I'm going out for junk food, does anyone need anything

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:53

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

CONSIDERING A BIG MAC AND A LARGE COKE PERHAPS SOME FRENCH FRIES, THAT TRIO SOUNDS REALLY TASTY RIGHT NOW FOR SOME REASON

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:57

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 19:59

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

brrmrmrmrmprpmrmp

trmrmmrmrmrmr

pm

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:00

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Shear Modulus posted:

i hope you are safe and comfortable in the bunker mr presidsnt

ITS THE APOCALYPSE gently caress A DIET COKE

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:02

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

GrimGypsy posted:

https://twitter.com/NTerryEllis/status/1267530485691035664

trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmptrmptrmptrptmprmtprmtrpmtprm

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:05

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Nice. Also how am I the only person to vote for truro and traml

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:08

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

they call me

crackus pingus

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:14

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I should drink tonight lmao

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:16

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Shear Modulus posted:

why wait

Perpetually broke, I'd have to go uber for a while and im loving lazy

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:22

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

cumshitter posted:

i think posting junk shots should be a new c-spam thing

Sad there are not many bulgewear appreciators around here tbh

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:48

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Burp

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 20:50

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

tacodaemon posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/mtsw/status/1267554154148290561

lmfao

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 21:41

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

err posted:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

It's truly amazing how many people earnestly brag about being this way nowadays. I mean it's always been a high falutin' way to try and sound good for not really giving a poo poo about anything but maybe a few of your own pet issues and refusing to take a stance on those even, but it's been such a clich� for so long I figure they'd come up with some other way of saying it at least.

ah centrism

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 22:12

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

My brain is pulsing, pounding, throbbing like a hot air balloon

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 22:15

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

tinstaach posted:

Who makes up this omniscient Greek chorus of aides that are a) Donald Trump's side, b) knowledgeable of, and c) receptive to the real conditions of the protestors enough to bring it up with him?

whatever the gently caress Stephen Miller tight beams into Trump's brain on the skis of his morning addy rails

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 22:20

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

2DCAT posted:

Police have moved in on protestors in DC... Gas and flash bangs everywhere

lol SPEECH

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 23:37

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

trump

# ¿ Jun 1, 2020 23:57

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/WendellPierce/status/1267596915719495680

my multiyear constitutional crisis

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 00:44

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Failson posted:

I can't believe this is real.

... Is this real?

... Is anything real?

lol nah

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 00:48

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

wow there are some serious nerds in this forum

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 00:50

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# ¿ May 19, 2024 11:44

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

eonwe posted:

turn on ur monitor

# ¿ Jun 2, 2020 00:55

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