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the cache invalidation naming things off by one error joke isn't actually that funny
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Jun 13, 2020 20:11
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when a floppy disk is aroused it becomes a hard disk
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Jun 13, 2020 20:15
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microsoft offers .net in different keys than c# but you have to order them
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Jun 13, 2020 20:20
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they say java runs on 3 billion devices, but has anyone seen them all in a room together?
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Jun 13, 2020 20:29
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carry on then posted:they say java runs on 3 billion devices, but has anyone seen them all in a room together? remember when blackberry was on that splash screen? rip.
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Jun 13, 2020 21:43
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:microsoft offers .net in different keys than c# but you have to order them
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Jun 13, 2020 22:17
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Fuzzy Mammal posted:lol, as if you can do local functional calculus without a de rham cohomology i do what the gently caress iw ant
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Jun 14, 2020 19:35
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the real reason cables don’t work if you bend them too much is the zeros are too wide to get through
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Jun 14, 2020 20:10
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Pardot posted:the cache invalidation naming things off by one error joke isn't actually that funny but linux having no sound is always a crowd pleaser
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Jun 14, 2020 20:51
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windows 2000 can handle its weed
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Jun 14, 2020 21:06
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Ploft-shell crab posted:most people who get big hard ons about design patterns and “best practices” are huge navel gazers and the guy who bangs out poo poo that works in PHP or some other lesser language with bad designs is way better to have on your team Ploft-shell crab posted:Martin Fowler has corrupted an entire generation of programmers into not understanding what their job is!!! same but it’s more the nerds fault than Fowler’s
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Jun 14, 2020 23:06
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I was thinking about clean code cultists today after listening to someone talk about a trend among “aspiring writers” to spend all their time reading and collecting books and aphorisms about how to write and never really writing just like clean code nerds spend all their time reformatting and refactoring according to a trend and it’s all probably for the same reason: it’s comfortable to bikeshed, and often the code devotees work some tedious job writing business software for a widget maker or something and it’s their only way to find value in their bullshit job
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Jun 14, 2020 23:16
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akadajet posted:but linux having no sound is always a crowd pleaser oh yes 100%, that one can stay
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Jun 15, 2020 00:11
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a computer isn’t really the circuit chips in a box or the screen you get paid to jerk off to a computer is a set of guiding principles, a philosophy and a code that you agree to live by therefore any other code of honor (such as bishounen for samurai or like a big man on a raging hog or heideggers phenomenology) can be put in a box and given a big sexy screen and it is... a computer!! think of the possibilities when you free your mind and let the computer out of platos cave
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Jun 15, 2020 10:27
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the mandelbrot set is just a picture of a very hairy man taking a dump seen from above
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Jun 15, 2020 20:13
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Arcteryx Anarchist posted:I was thinking about clean code  "beautiful clean code"
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Jun 15, 2020 20:21
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GNU is actually just Unix.
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Jun 15, 2020 21:36
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and lame is an mp3 encoder
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Jun 15, 2020 22:38
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you’d only need 7 bits in a byte anyway
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Jun 15, 2020 23:20
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Cat Face Joe posted:
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Jun 16, 2020 13:55
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get rid of bytes altogether imo. let the bits flow together like water
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Jun 16, 2020 17:00
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let the butts flow
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Jun 16, 2020 17:15
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no more wasd for gaming. use the arrow keys instead. much more intuitive.
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Jun 16, 2020 17:41
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number pad bithc
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Jun 16, 2020 17:45
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and by that i mean using the alt codes for ← ↑ → ↓
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Jun 16, 2020 17:48
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eight bits make a boop
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President Beep posted:no more wasd for gaming. use the arrow keys instead. much more intuitive. this but ijkm
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Jun 20, 2020 08:29
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bits are perceived as square but they are more round
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Jun 20, 2020 13:53
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echinopsis posted:bits are perceived as square but they are more round Only if you're using Monster-brand Ethernet Cables.
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butt-to-cloud extension
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if you architect the project well enough then the mythical man month goes from myth to reality imagine how much faster your project will get finished if you had a million coding bootcamp graduates writing javascript
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starbucks hermit posted:if you architect the project well enough then the mythical man month goes from myth to reality there's got to be at least one npm downloads mill doing just that
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Non white people exist
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Jun 21, 2020 17:48
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pointsofdata posted:Non white people exist woah this is the computer concepts not current cultural concepts thread
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Jun 21, 2020 21:21
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PEE != NOT PEE
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Jun 21, 2020 22:51
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people only write insecure c code because they aren't as smart as you are (similar theorems apply for cryptography and distributed protocols)
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Jun 22, 2020 02:48
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why do people even bother with c? b is much better.
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Jun 22, 2020 02:55
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english is the best programming language
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echinopsis posted:english is the best programming language computers understand english, but pretend not to because they think it's funny when we talk weird
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President Beep posted:why do people even bother with c? b is much better. it was basically c without types, you can simulate the experience just fine by never using any type other than 'void*'.
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