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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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while it might be artificial, it's not intelligent

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carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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N.Z.'s Champion posted:

most developers should be given underpowered machines not the latest terahertz gigacore compute cloud fibrestadia

also make them all colour blind by shooting lasers in their eyes not sure how i'm an ideas guy

only then they will be sympathetic to the people

and tattoo wcag 2.1 on their foreheads

they should be kept in a state of perpetual poverty, op

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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the javascript ecosystem is actually the greatest in computing history

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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larper posted:

U plan to elaborate, ... or? You fuckign idiot? You absolute caveman? You complete nimrod?

whoa, consider this poster challenged as gently caress

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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they say java runs on 3 billion devices, but has anyone seen them all in a room together?

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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starbucks hermit posted:

if you architect the project well enough then the mythical man month goes from myth to reality

imagine how much faster your project will get finished if you had a million coding bootcamp graduates writing javascript

there's got to be at least one npm downloads mill doing just that

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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President Beep posted:

why can’t i copy/paste text from error popups? wtf is wrong with these assholes?!

apparently if you hit ctrl-c on some windows dialogs it'll copy the whole text to the clipboard but there's no way to know which ones

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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animist posted:

all sorting algorithms are O(1) if you don't care about ordering

ah, the postmodern sorting algorithm

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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Ploft-shell crab posted:

there does exist a program that can tell whether another one terminates

yeah it's called kill -9

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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...neumann.

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Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

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SpaceAceJase posted:

Modern php is good though

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