itt this is an arby's drive thru

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

what's your order, sir?

# ? Jun 12, 2020 04:11

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# ? May 23, 2024 19:33

dudeness: Mar 5, 2010; Cat Army; Fallen Rib

Sorry we're out of that at the moment.

# ? Jun 12, 2020 05:01

Fartington Butts: Jan 21, 2007

Hey, can I get uhhh... one Ving Rhames?

Can I get cheddar on that?

# ? Jun 12, 2020 05:42

roomforthetuna: Mar 22, 2005; I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Don't mind me, I made a wrong turn, just passing through. Lucky you didn't have a line so I didn't have to wait!

# ? Jun 12, 2020 07:30

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

How much for just some beef. Like, maybe 5 sandwiches worht of beef. just give me that I'll pay you in bitcoin

# ? Jun 12, 2020 09:22

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sir this is an arby's drive thru

# ? Jun 13, 2020 02:35

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

those gyros look good but pricey. better stick with the beef 'n cheddar.

# ? Jun 13, 2020 02:48

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

as many arby's and horsey sauces as you are willing to give me please

# ? Jun 13, 2020 18:46

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

remember when you could get five beef'nchedders for five dollars

# ? Jun 13, 2020 19:37

Previa_fun: Nov 10, 2004

Universe Master posted:

remember when you could get five beef'nchedders for five dollars

the worst stomach ache I've ever had in my life came after eating five beef n cheddars for five dollars

# ? Jun 14, 2020 21:37

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

The cheddar is lube

# ? Jun 14, 2020 21:49

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Yeah can I have the nilhism nothing burger with some extra existential despair on the side?

# ? Jun 19, 2020 19:44

Biscats n Gravy: Jun 13, 2018; Smile.

D... do you guys have "The Meats"(tm)?

# ? Jun 22, 2020 11:03

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

[wearing a bandana over mouth, sunglasses, logo-less baseball cap, license plate removed] _{ill have a meat mountain please}

# ? Jun 22, 2020 16:51

Stooge: Aug 27, 2018

do you guys do food?

# ? Jun 26, 2020 22:26

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

this feels oddly threatening

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# ? Jun 29, 2020 17:38

Crusty Nutsack: Apr 21, 2005; SUCK LASER, COPPERS

*drives out of line to go to culver's or taco bell*

# ? Jun 29, 2020 22:00

Bollock Monkey: Jan 21, 2007; The Almighty

hello I am a visitor from overseas, what do you recommend?

# ? Jul 2, 2020 20:55

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Bollock Monkey posted:

hello I am a visitor from overseas, what do you recommend?

Beef n cheddar.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 04:31

tetsuo: May 12, 2001; I am a shaman, magician

Bollock Monkey posted:

hello I am a visitor from overseas, what do you recommend?

Jamocha shake for the novelty of it, some curly fries for the same reason and honestly their chicken cordon bleu is probably their best sandwich. Go for a combo and upgrade the drink to the shake.

# ? Jul 3, 2020 21:46

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

The chicken cordon bleu is gone. The chicken bacon swiss is decent though

# ? Jul 3, 2020 21:53

CraigSlice: Sep 23, 2005; : )

Bollock Monkey posted:

hello I am a visitor from overseas, what do you recommend?

Big Montana

# ? Jul 7, 2020 21:28

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

I would like one expensive regular sandwich and some greasy fries

I trust your soft-drink mixer is wacky

# ? Jul 11, 2020 15:36

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

I'll have onion rings, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, and Mac and cheese.

That's right, I'm spending over :10bux:

and not buying meat.

# ? Jul 11, 2020 16:24

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

CannonFodder posted:

I'll have onion rings, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, and Mac and cheese.

That's right, I'm spending over and not buying meat.

trap sprung. every single thing on the arby's menu is made of meat.

# ? Jul 11, 2020 16:58

Yakiniku Teishoku: Mar 16, 2011; Peace On Egg

Can I get an order of potato cakes, an order of mozzarella sticks, a regular beef & cheddar, and a Diet Coke

# ? Jul 11, 2020 17:48

zaepg: Dec 25, 2008; by sebmojo

"Sorry we don't serve people from Rhode Island."

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# ? Aug 30, 2020 20:44

Eat My Ghastly Ass: Jul 24, 2007

borger

# ? Sep 5, 2020 18:53

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Arby's is actually my favorite fast garbage food

# ? Sep 6, 2020 02:00

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Do they still have the afternoon "happy hour" $1 menu? That was a treat for me when I worked early morning to early afternoon in a warehouse. Get out of work at 2pm, grab $5 for five decent chicken tenders in various states of sauce, all on pretty decent dinner rolls. Maybe a $1 curly fry if I was really starving after some heavy liftin'

The weird sweet spicy berry dip (I think it comes with chili poppers) is also way better than it has any right to be. It's basically hot chili jam, and that goes amazing with whatever savory crunchy fried thing you dip it in.

# ? Sep 8, 2020 08:24

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

I would like the shits please.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 00:40

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

The beef lamb gyro is actually pretty effing good.

# ? Sep 10, 2020 06:27

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

5 chicken sliders
5 buffalo chicken sliders
5 ham sliders
5 jalapeno roast beef sliders
5 roast beef sliders
5 roast turkey sliders

ill wait in spot #2

im having a party for my mouth, my beef intake

# ? Sep 11, 2020 02:30