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It sucks when people try to steal the esteem due to soldiers but they are hardly the only ones getting impersonated. What are others? Personally I always make sure to wear a Health Inspector badge I found in an old second-hand desk's drawer when I go to a fast food place. Makes sure they don't spit in my burgers. Or do! Whatever it is that's changed it's working and they taste delicious. |
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 06:01 |
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Wearing a janitors uniform and talking at length about all the gum I removed from tables to anyone that will listen. *Thousand yard stare* "Could stack 'em six feet high and use them as a maintenance ladder..."
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 08:18 |
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I hope you are all enjoying the stolen-valour thread I made |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 08:43 |
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Space Taxi posted:I hope you are all enjoying the stolen-valour thread I made As the webmaster of the something awful forums, I thank you for your contribution |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 10:09 |
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Space Taxi posted:I hope you are all enjoying the stolen-valour thread I made
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 13:09 |
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Space Taxi posted:I hope you are all enjoying the stolen-valour thread I made
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 13:16 |
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i checked out harry potter from the library and crossed out j. k. rowling's name on the cover and wrote mine there instead and now everyone else who checked it out wants me to stop posting on twitter |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:05 |
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i checked out the art of the deal from the library and crossed out donald trump's name on the cover and wrote mine there instead and now i'm the leader of the free world |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 17:13 |
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What colour is the boathouse in Hereford? WHAT COLOUR IS THE BOATHOUSE AT HEREFORD As I berate him, The obese man in a unisuit and sweatband shrinks against the supermarket till, clutching his 3m long sculling oar for protection |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:05 |
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was inventing the internet hard? yes. yes it was.
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 22:07 |
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yes, I'm a stall man
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 23:26 |
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Going to the bars dressed up as a cowboy. Bang bang, baby, I'm a cowboy.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
# ? Jun 16, 2020 23:50 |
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i may have never farmed a day in my life but that doesn't stop me from pointing out corn and hay bale errors at every haunted maize i enter
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 23:56 |
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Space Taxi posted:I hope you are all enjoying the stolen-valour thread I made TODD BONZALEZ posted:As the webmaster of the something awful forums, I thank you for your contribution
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 23:57 |
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as the moderator of byob, i'd like to congratulate myself on how well things have been going the past month or so
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# ? Jun 16, 2020 23:58 |
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ah I see ur phone posting....ahem......nudge nudge.... ok you know what I’m going to stand over here until you’re ready to thank me
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 00:26 |
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Literally A Person posted:Going to the bars dressed up as a cowboy. Bang bang, baby, I'm a cowboy. Sir, this is Texas. Everyone is a cowpoke |
# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:06 |
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Space Taxi posted:I hope you are all enjoying the stolen-valour thread I made TODD BONZALEZ posted:As the webmaster of the something awful forums, I thank you for your contribution FluffieDuckie posted:as the moderator of byob, i'd like to congratulate myself on how well things have been going the past month or so lol
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 07:37 |
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Thank you, thank you for emptyquoting my posts ITT. Yes, I put a lot of thought in posting and sometimes you get a little emptyquote as compensation, it's what happens. No, I never emptyquote myself.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:40 |
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What do you mean you're not going to give me a store discount? I created walmart!
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 10:46 |
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Stooge posted:What do you mean you're not going to give me a store discount? I created walmart! So your daughter is a murderer? Dang.
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 11:02 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:So your daughter is a murderer? Dang. *leans in closer* actually I did it
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 12:03 |
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nut posted:*leans in closer* actually I did it
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# ? Jun 17, 2020 14:20 |
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if you are dining out you can say you want to give your compliments to the chef and when he comes out your dining companion can sneak into the kitchen and steal his frying pan |
# ? Jun 17, 2020 22:15 |
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i buy these bad boys to clean up my yard, and i'm not even a contractor |
# ? Jun 18, 2020 02:02 |
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when I get lumber at Home Depot I go to the pro checkout lanes even though I'm decidedly an amateur
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 02:39 |
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me, wearing a gap employee badge, sweating profusely when a crisis threatening hundreds of orphans can be averted only by swift and accurate folding of a thousand garments
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 02:52 |
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Manifisto posted:me, wearing a gap employee badge, sweating profusely when a crisis threatening hundreds of orphans can be averted only by swift and accurate folding of a thousand garments
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 07:43 |
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 09:44 |
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idk when I was in college I worked on a film with a guy who was so insufferable to work with, hated the screenplay I wrote top to bottom after all our meetings and spent most of his time being an ideas guy that finally I went to the professor and was like "yeah I can't do this I'm just gonna roll solo" fast forward two months, we're screening our films at a festival, and turns out he jacked my entire screenplay beat for beat, changing a very small amount of dialogue, and didn't credit me for the work. I laffed
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 15:57 |
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Wearing a tracksuit even though I never run. Also, I shoplifted the tracksuit. Stolen velour. |
# ? Jun 18, 2020 16:07 |
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*doorbell rings* hey guys, I made pizza! |
# ? Jun 18, 2020 19:57 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:*doorbell rings* hey guys, I made pizza!
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 19:57 |
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Covering up that this is, in fact, Digiorno and not delivery.
https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
# ? Jun 18, 2020 22:08 |
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What do you mean, what smell? Oh that? Yeah, sorry, it was me, I farted.
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# ? Jun 18, 2020 22:22 |
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Friend: Oh cool, which half did you do? Me: (following his gaze to my 13.1 bumper sticker) The uh...top half? |
# ? Jun 18, 2020 23:35 |
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*wearing a military surplus jacket* "remember, you have the cards from the store in your pocket if anyone asks. "haha yeah, it was on sale i never served here look" and then hand them the card. it'll be fine!"
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 00:01 |
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google THIS posted:Wearing a tracksuit even though I never run. Also, I shoplifted the tracksuit. Stolen velour.
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# ? Jun 19, 2020 09:28 |
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saying you won calypso's twisted metal tournament as if you could without altering the world or become a stretched face that covers the day time sky
slumpy |
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