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consider me the shadrach to ur abendigo op
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Jun 18, 2020 05:15
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ehud wouldn't have gotten away with his assassination so will if king eglon wasn't a stall man makes u think
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Jun 18, 2020 05:44
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The adventure is narrated by Johnny Cash now. |
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Jun 18, 2020 06:34
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Saul and Barnabus made their way unto the temple. There they saw the likeness of a man and before him he bore a proclamation. "Go hence to Tyre where their people have constructed an idol. An abomination that surely will bring iniquity upon thy generation even as unto they children and to the dust under thy feet". And when they heard this they were sorely shook for they were tired from their solemn ablutions and Tyre was a journey if many days and nights. Turn to page 142. |
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Jun 18, 2020 13:27
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| A CYOA Bible would own. It's like a regular Bible but there are all kinds of different endings and depending on what you pick you end up reading q different Gospel etc | |
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Jun 18, 2020 13:52
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. IF GOD SAW THAT THE LIGHT WAS GOOD, TURN TO PAGE 7 IF GOD SAW THAT THE LIGHT WAS BAD, TURN TO PAGE 12 |
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Jun 18, 2020 13:54
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if Jesus wept go to page 2 if Jesus leapt go to page 3 if Jesus crept go to page 4 if Jesus slept go to page 5 if Jesus got verklempt go to page 6
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Jun 18, 2020 14:38
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Hi, I am essentially trying to make a Jesus like character in DnD, I want to convert people to my beliefs (Was thinking Lawful Good or Chaotic Good) I was wondering what the best class choice would be? I wanted to go a cleric with High Charisma and try and bluff and persuade others into believing in my cause, OR a Transmutation focused wizard (turn water into wine ect) Does anyone have any experience with making such a character? EDIT: We are only using Core Rulebook for Character creation and I'll be finalizing my character on the day, so far I have had some wonderful ideas thrown my way and will definitely be incorporating as much as possible |
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Jun 18, 2020 14:47
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Interesting concept. Some initial thoughts: Jesus was a teacher. Everywhere he went people referred to him as such. He should have a high wisdom and high intelligence. Those should be his highest stats probably. Jesus was a healer. While he had many followers who were truly devoted to him and his teachings, many people followed because he could heal them and because he could provide them food (loaves and fishes). This also means he was likely a pacifist. He healed the roman solider's ear when Peter tried to fight the mob off that came to arrest Jesus. Jesus was good. He didn't care much for tradition that is for certain (he called out the Pharisees' hypocrisy several times), but he also said "render unto Caesar what is Caesar's." He didn't willfully disobey the law. I would put him at NG. Jesus was a loner. There are many examples when he "left the multitude" seeking solitude. Keep this in mind. He was likely what we would call an introvert today. In that regard, I would actually not give him a very high charisma. He was persuasive yes but it was really his teachings that were persuasive--his argument--not his presence and charm. If I had to hazard a concept I would say NG protector aasimar Life Cleric who uses misdirection, buffing, and control rather than a weapon in combat. Has a background in craftsmanship (Joseph was a carpenter) with persuasion and medicine as skills. Stats (using standard array): S 12 D 8 C 13 I 14 W 16 Ch 12 |
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Jun 18, 2020 14:48
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First, I'm a Christian (and a pastor), so this is sailing pretty close to the wind for me, but I'll roll with it. As far as I'm concerned, he is God, and since when do we let players control gods? But if you seriously want to make a Jesus-like PC as he's presented in the Bible (and if you don't want to reference from the Bible, you're pulling stuff out of your butt so do what you like)... I can see where you're coming from with aasimar with the whole celestial thing. I still think human, but I'll grant aasimar. No idea where you get Paladin from given he was a pacifist (turning a few tables over does not a Paladin make - maybe you want Paladin St Peter, he cut off a guy's ear). Given Jesus was a rabbi, I think cleric. Carpenter/builder, so artisan background. As for stats, CHA>WIS>INT>CON>DEX>STR. Con could be up there, he fasted for 40 days after all, but wis works and gets your clerical bonuses. Dex and strength are a toss up, but I see what you're doing there with the carpentry. Given he's a pacifist, it's not like he's going to go around bashing things. This one's going to be more RP than combat focused. |
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Jun 18, 2020 14:49
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I think the reason why Jesus didn't chop dudes is because he was the brains of the operation. He could leagve the muscle to guys like St. Paul to put the hurt on creeps. Really he's like the King in chess and I guess Checkmate is kind of like the Crucifixion. I haven't really thought it through though. |
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Jun 18, 2020 15:18
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Instead of John the Baptist, it's John the Sadist. "We're gonna beat the everliving sin out of you!" -Southern Sadist Church |
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Jun 18, 2020 16:15
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I've here to kick rear end and eat locusts. And I'm all out of locusts. |
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Jun 18, 2020 17:06
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Who told you to put the psalm on? Did I tell you to put the psalm on? I didn't tell you to put the psalm on!
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Jun 18, 2020 18:55
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I try to sneak back into the garden of eden, I pass my Climb check and get over the wall but soon afterwards fail my Sneak check (even though I'm wearing enchanted shoes of muffling), get caught by the invisible angels, who immediately cut my whole body in half with their +3 fire swords
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Jun 18, 2020 19:00
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i'm reading this book for shitpost material and i gotta say, there's some truly epic poo poo in this thing. floods? giants? snakes? i need to reflect on this
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Jun 18, 2020 19:28
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The real jesus was far too OP to be a balanced character. |
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Jun 18, 2020 19:55
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What do you mean he isn't dead anymore? Ugh, deus ex machina is such a lazy trope. |
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Jun 18, 2020 20:02
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depends, how much begetting is involved, and what would my role be?
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Jun 18, 2020 20:13
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Manifisto posted:depends, how much begetting is involved, and what would my role be? There will be no begetting in my Christian role playing game! |
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Jun 18, 2020 20:29
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i came at bible camp, but never on a bible adventure sure, op, i'm down
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Jun 18, 2020 20:34
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I would go on an adventure with a wisecracking animated bible sidekick.
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Jun 18, 2020 21:13
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so maybe The Greatest Adventure Stories from The Bible?
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Jun 18, 2020 21:23
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we could go on live-action Bible adventures with Bibleman
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Jun 18, 2020 21:25
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cda posted:In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. light was GOOD
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Jun 18, 2020 21:27
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cda posted:In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. if god created adam and eve, turn to page 19 if god created adam and steve, turn to page 666 |
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Jun 18, 2020 21:30
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Manifisto posted:if god created adam and eve, turn to page 19
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Jun 18, 2020 21:33
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Manifisto posted:if god created adam and eve, turn to page 19
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Jun 18, 2020 22:19
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Manifisto posted:if god created adam and eve, turn to page 19
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Jun 18, 2020 22:20
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Manifisto posted:if god created adam and eve, turn to page 19 What about those people who don't care about which one is tasting their fruit? |
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Jun 18, 2020 23:38
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i plop into my chair, backwards, and with a slight motion, shift my sunglasses from eyes to brow, and hair from free to behind ear "wanna hear something wild, young ones? every day is a bible adventure, because this book chronicles the speaking man, before the rise of ape to his rightful place as master and lord over such a sinful beast. it was the law before the lawgiver, a foolish tale for a now cursed folk."
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Jun 18, 2020 23:58
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Is that the thing where David slingshots Goliath's head and it loving explodeds into blood. Because as a kid I found that excessive. |
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Jun 19, 2020 10:05
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lby9VcF8cV0&t=1319s wow yeah that's a lot of blood for a kids' Bible cartoon! i linked the moses one because i remembered that the pharaoh is voiced by james earl jones
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Jun 19, 2020 14:20
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:What about those people who don't care about which one is tasting their fruit? turn to page 69
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Jun 20, 2020 00:10
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The parts of the story where Jesus swung from jungle vines were fun but it got a little unrealistic when he walked on quicksand |
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Jun 20, 2020 04:30
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Rocket Baby Dolls posted:What about those people who don't care about which one is tasting their fruit? Stoner Sloth posted:turn to page 69 lmao
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lol!
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Jun 20, 2020 06:11
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owlhawk911 posted:lol! why i oughta
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*randomly flips through book*page 45 posted:For to us a child is born, page 125 posted:For I received from the Lord what I also passed on to you: The Lord Jesus, on the night he was betrayed, took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me.” In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.” page 253 posted:Revving your dirtbike, you nervously looked at the oncoming executioners furious with your disturbance of the crucifixion. You felt a tap on your shoulder and looked behind you
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