Boron. Covid-19 could seriously just be Boron deficiency.

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vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

I haven't heard of any bees having Covid-19, and there's literally thousands of bees in the US. Everyone is making fun of op but I think he might be onto something.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 19:27

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:23

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Ok so Iwent out and bought like 20 Red Boron pizzas. whats the dosage i should betaking? i wuann be safe guy

When you feel like you're going to puke you're almost there, but this is very vital: you have to keep it down. Otherwise you gotta start over.

# ¿ Jun 22, 2020 21:52

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

Production is up and running and the cure is finally being produced at scale and deployed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk

We made it guys. Thank god it�s finally over.

# ¿ Jun 23, 2020 02:47

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

I have a friend that always used to joke he wishes he could cum bees but for real that�d be hella useful right now.

# ¿ Jun 24, 2020 05:43

vaginite: Feb 8, 2006; I'm comin' for you, colonel.

Guys president A Fancy Hat has caught wind of this and released the following statement:

A Fancy Hat posted:

What the hell do you have to lose? That's my.... that's the thing. We've all heard of boron, or borax is the company name, the product name. They put it on the shelves, you look at it, and you think "This looks like something else I used to use, something that made me feel incredible." So maybe you grab some borax, maybe you use the terrific little razor to cut it into lines, and then you smell it. Stop and smell the flowers but, in this case? The flowers are the borax.

And listen, LISTEN. Doctors have been using this stuff for decades, it's incredible, it fights the fungus. You get the fungus, you put the boron on it, the borax? And then the fungus is gone? And the covid is, I suppose, a kind of fungus. Although it's one that you can't see, can't touch, and can't even smell. So you look at borax, you see what it does, and the risk of it being bad is so small. So incredibly small. So I think.... you gotta take it. And here's... there's another thing. You take the borax, maybe you die. But then you didn't die from the china.... from the Chinese virus. So that makes the numbers look so much better. A lot better. So don't.... I'm not saying to do it, but I'm saying what the hell do you have to lose.

I'm taking the boron right now, in fact, I've been doing it for 3 months now, it's amazing. It hasn't affected me at all. From the negative, I mean, you.... no brain effects. My brain is doing incredible right now. You can ask him yourself.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2020 14:04

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