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Alright! It's 7 am, we've got a full tank of gas, some healthy snacks, and some water and juice. We're ready to go! But don't drink too much! I don't want to have to keep pulling over for the rest room! That reminds me, does anyone need to use the toilet before we go! We have our road atlas right? Who's navigating? Remember to share the Gameboy! |
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Do you got the Rand McNally maps? |
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Jun 22, 2020 04:55
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The gamegear is out of batteries again!!
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Jun 22, 2020 05:07
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Has anyone seen the headphones that are permanently stuck on the volume that is just loud enough for everyone to hear the music??
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Jun 22, 2020 05:39
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Oops I spilled a completely full 32 ounce Big Gulp of red gatorade in the backseat but its okay because I think I absorbed it all with your sweater
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Jun 22, 2020 05:42
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The dog just peed in his crate YES I walked him he didn't have to go then may I please clean it with the gatorade sweater |
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Jun 22, 2020 05:45
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vanisher posted:Oops I spilled a completely full 32 ounce Big Gulp of red gatorade in the backseat but its okay because I think I absorbed it all with your sweater vanisher posted:The dog just peed in his crate YES I walked him he didn't have to go then may I please clean it with the gatorade sweater God damnit! Well crack a window! I'm not going to pull over yet. We're making great time! |
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Jun 22, 2020 06:07
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Kalit posted:Do you got the Rand McNally maps? If we don't I guess we'll have to buy one at the next gas station. But only when we stop for gas. Until then we'll follow the signs! No, we're not pulling over to ask for directions! |
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Jun 22, 2020 06:10
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it's my turn to play the giant slalom etch-a-sketch overlay game
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Jun 22, 2020 06:49
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Imagine having a family with so many people that you can ask "does anyone?" That's like two kids and one of their friends minimum. |
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Jun 22, 2020 11:40
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Bright Bart posted:Imagine having a family with so many people that you can ask "does anyone?" I don't have to imagine. I'm living it! If you don't quit your drat bellyaching we're leaving you at the next rest stop! |
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Jun 22, 2020 12:17
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I know that I said didn't have to go to the bathroom at the last rest stop but now that we've turned back onto the freeway I desperately need to pee
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Jun 22, 2020 14:16
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Yinlock posted:I know that I said didn't have to go to the bathroom at the last rest stop but now that we've turned back onto the freeway I desperately need to pee Here! *Tosses back a Gatorade bottle* |
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Jun 22, 2020 14:40
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Here! But the sweater is already saturated 
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Jun 22, 2020 14:52
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alnilam posted:But the sweater is already saturated AIM YOUR STREAM! WE'RE MAKING GREAT TIME! |
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Jun 22, 2020 14:57
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I think I split my molar in half on these corn nuts
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Jun 22, 2020 17:11
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*constantly pinching my sister just hard enough to really hurt but not hard enough to leave a mark and vigorously denying everything when mom tells me to stop but breaking down crying and apologizing when dad says he will cancel this whole goddamned vacation and turn this car around if i don't stop pinching my sister*
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Jun 22, 2020 17:46
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*staring moodily out the window listening to my best of ministry CD on my sony walkman and ignoring everyone around me*
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Jun 22, 2020 17:53
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"hunh... i forgot my cd wallet all we have is the barenaked ladies greatest hi-" *3 children, in unison* "IT'LL STILL BE ONE WEEK TILL YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY" *mother turns, yells* "YOU ALWAYS FORGET THINGS ROBBIE!"
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Jun 22, 2020 22:10
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No, noooo, you told me I could eat my cereals later, this is later and I did bring my own milk, too
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Jun 22, 2020 22:14
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activate the laser that stretches out an infinite distance to the left and right of the car, horizontally bisecting the entire landscape as we drive
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Jun 22, 2020 22:31
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Manifisto posted:activate the laser that stretches out an infinite distance to the left and right of the car, horizontally bisecting the entire landscape as we drive i thought i was the one one  do u also get the little guy on a skateboard or tiny motorcycle following along and doing sick jumps on all the curb cuts and he has rocket boosters but only uses them when he really needs to |
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Jun 22, 2020 22:42
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alnilam posted:do u also get the little guy on a skateboard or tiny motorcycle following along and doing sick jumps on all the curb cuts and he has rocket boosters but only uses them when he really needs to I will from now on |
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Jun 22, 2020 23:33
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Manifisto posted:activate the laser that stretches out an infinite distance to the left and right of the car, horizontally bisecting the entire landscape as we drive For me it's the extendo-sword that chops it all in half, with the occasional missile that flies out to destroy interesting targets along the way. Right now though I do the "jam your hand out the window and make the car fly up and down by angling your hand just so" thing while flipping off the people behind you with your free hand |
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Jun 22, 2020 23:54
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:Right now though I do the "jam your hand out the window and make the car fly up and down by angling your hand just so" thing while flipping off the people behind you with your free hand I think it is actually illegal to not do this
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Jun 22, 2020 23:57
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Here! thank you. i need to replenish my fluids after taking a massive whizz out the car window, onto the passing biker gang
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Jun 23, 2020 00:33
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**doing the thing where you press your nose and mouth against the glass in such a way so you look like a weird loving nightmare lamprey and poo poo to the rest of the world**
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Jun 23, 2020 00:36
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*grasshopper hits the windshield* dad: he won't have the guts to do that again 
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Jun 23, 2020 00:40
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prepuce repurposed posted:*grasshopper hits the windshield* dad: none of you understand. I'm not locked in here with you. you're locked in here with me. |
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Jun 23, 2020 01:06
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Hey sweet I thought we were out of gatorade let me get a swig
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Jun 23, 2020 02:06
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The gatorade's pretty warm... Must've been sitting in the sun
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Jun 23, 2020 02:11
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jpeg posted:The gatorade's pretty warm... Must've been sitting in the sun on the other hand, they must have improved the recipe or something
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Jun 23, 2020 02:15
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just drink it anyway. it's got electrolytes
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Jun 23, 2020 02:26
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these electrolytes taste like urine but i'm not complaining |
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Jun 23, 2020 02:33
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vanisher posted:these electrolytes taste like urine but i'm not complaining that's my point. the old gatorade tasted kind of like piss. now it tastes exactly like piss, they've managed to perfect the recipe. |
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Jun 23, 2020 02:40
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Manifisto posted:on the other hand, they must have improved the recipe or something Manifisto posted:that's my point. the old gatorade tasted kind of like piss. now it tastes exactly like piss, they've managed to perfect the recipe. lol
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Jun 23, 2020 03:51
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When you can drive you can choose the radio station we listen to! |
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Jun 23, 2020 08:11
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Well yes dad but the point is that we lost coverage of this specific radio station 50 miles ago and I really cannot take steady white noise for this entire trip
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Jun 23, 2020 11:05
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Goons Are Great posted:Well yes dad but the point is that we lost coverage of this specific radio station 50 miles ago and I really cannot take steady white noise for this entire trip Just wait till we top the next hill and get 30 glorious seconds of the top hits of the 70s |
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Dad refuses to use the free Sirius XM trial on the assumption there's some sort of "catch"
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