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 CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE START OF THE REVEAL! Greetings! We live in hellworld, Donald J. Trump is President of the United States, and there is a non-trivial chance that the American electorate will decide that he deserves a second term. But let's take our mind off of that for a bit with one of D&D's favorite pastimes, the Sheep Game! This is how the game works. I will post a list of 16 statements. Your job is to provide an answer that you think is the best for each statement. BUT! The object of the game is not necessarily to guess the most correct answer. Rather, the object of this game is to give the most common answer that you think will be given by the rest of the players. For each answer you give, you get a number of points equal to the number of people who also gave that answer. If you say "red" and 10 other people say red, you get 11 points. If you say "blue" and no one else said blue, you get 1 point. The poster with the most points at the end of 16 rounds wins! Note that it is in your best interest to not discuss the game in other threads or Discord, lest you tip your hand on what your answers will be! If you are still a little confused, check out one of the previous D&D sheep games here, here, and here. The top 3 players will win free avatar changes from fool of sound Want to participate? Great! Please follow this two step process: with no numbers and no questions. This will save me a bunch of editing time.2) Re-read Step 1 and make sure you didn't gently caress it up, or you'll probably get publicly shamed and/or disqualified! Signups are now closed. The deadline for entries is approximately one week; I will post a 24 hour notice before I stop taking submissions. Once submissions are closed I will determine a reveal date. This will be done "liveblog" style, i.e. I'll reveal each round of answers one at a time over the course of a few hours. Once again: DO NOT INCLUDE THE NUMBERS OR QUESTION TEXT ON YOUR ENTRY FORM! Got it? Okay. Here are the statements. Some of these are intentionally fairly vague. It's up to you to decide how you think the rest of D&D will interpret them! 1. This person will be Joe Biden's vice-presidential pick. 2. Mike Pence drops dead tomorrow. This person will be Donald Trump's new vice-presidential pick. 3. Following the 2020 elections, the new Speaker of the House will not be Nancy Pelosi, but instead this person. 4. Following the 2020 elections, the new Senate Majority Leader will not be Mitch McConnell, but instead this person. 5. If Donald Trump retains the presidency and the Republicans take back control of both the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Trump signs into law, in one to three words. 6. If Joe Biden wins the presidency and the Democrats take back control of both the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Biden signs into law, in one to three words. 7. If Joe Biden had never existed, this person would have become the 2020 Democratic nominee. 8. If Donald Trump had not run for re-election, this person would have become the 2020 Republican nominee. 9. This issue will be the defining issue of the 2020 presidential election. 10. Apart from Biden himself, this person will have the most public appearances in support of Joe Biden in the coming months. 11. Apart from Trump himself, this person will have the most public appearances in support of Donald Trump in the coming months. 12. This person will be the Democratic presidential nominee in 2024. 13. This person will be the Republican presidential nominee in 2024. 14. If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump publicly blames for his loss. 15. If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump does after leaving office. 16. This person will win the 2020 presidential election. Once again: DO NOT INCLUDE THE NUMBERS OR QUESTION TEXT ON YOUR ENTRY FORM! Undying gratitude goes to C. Everett Koop and pig slut lisa, whose Sheep Game OPs I have heavily plagiarized. Additional thanks to seiferguy for sending me the Sheep Game software to make this easier, and Arkane for doing a previous D&D sheep game and giving me a few ideas to use for this one. Good luck! 
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36 players: Acebuckeye13 Akumu Arkhams Razor Blind Pineapple butros Chamale CraigK DC Murderverse don Jaime Dreylad Edward Mass Ego-bot fsif Glumslinger goethe.cx HisMajestyBOB Jethro Julias Kloaked00 Lumpy MrBuddyLee ninjahedgehog Rochallor SalTheBard sarcastx Spaced God Sundae Tgacon The Iron Llama the voice of labor True Blue Triumph twice burned ice Uglycat Venomous WampaLord Wylie TheOneAndOnlyT fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Jul 23, 2020 |
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Sent in my answers! Very excited to see who else guessed REDACTED or put in REDACTED for REDACTED
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Jun 23, 2020 18:30
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Is c-spam allowed to participate? Because that will probably be where the common answers come from.
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Jun 23, 2020 18:56
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Freakazoid_ posted:Is c-spam allowed to participate? Because that will probably be where the common answers come from. 
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Jun 23, 2020 19:08
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Congratulations to SalTheBard for being the first person to somehow miss the fact that "DO NOT INCLUDE THE NUMBERS OR QUESTION TEXT ON YOUR ENTRY FORM!" is mentioned no less than three times in the OP! We got one early this time 
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I wonder who the first person will be to accidentally miss a question in the middle and have all their answers offset by one. (please don't be me, pleaaaase  )
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TheOneAndOnlyT fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Jul 16, 2020 |
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Jun 24, 2020 17:12
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All right, guess SA hasn't fallen apart after all! I'm reopening this and will set the new entry deadline for about a week away. I still have the entries from everyone who submitted already, so if you've already sent something in, you don't need to resubmit.
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It's been about a week since I reopened this, so here's your 24-hour notice to get your submissions in. Signups will close at midnight Thursday PDT (about 27 hours from this post) The reveal will take place at 6pm Thursday PDT Good luck!
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SIGNUPS ARE NOW CLOSED! The answer reveals will start this evening at 6pm Pacific time. Answers are now locked in, so feel free to discuss them in the thread. I'd appreciate it if people didn't just dump their entire entries here, but if you want to post something like, "Man, I put X for question Y, but it was really hard," then that's fine. See you all in 18 hours!
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Whatever. I'm sending you an entry anyways. Edit the idiot is me, that's from June and I guess I only saw it this morning.
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All right, time to get this show on the road! Here's how this is going to work:
Question 1: This person will be Joe Biden's vice-presidential pick.   
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Question 1: This person will be Joe Biden's vice-presidential pick. Kamala Harris - 30 Akumu Sundae Chamale Edward Mass sarcastx butros DC Murderverse Lumpy Jethro Acebuckeye13 SalTheBard CraigK Spaced God Venomous Blind Pineapple Rochallor WampaLord The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph Julias don Jaime Ego-bot Glumslinger goethe.cx ninjahedgehog fsif MrBuddyLee Kloaked00 HisMajestyBOB Tgacon Tammy Duckworth - 2 Arkhams Razor Wylie Bernie Sanders - 2 the voice of labor Dreylad ACES: Condoleezza Rice - twice burned ice Carol Moseley Braun - Uglycat
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Question 2: Mike Pence drops dead tomorrow. This person will be Donald Trump's new vice-presidential pick. Ivanka Trump - 6 Chamale DC Murderverse WampaLord True Blue Triumph Ego-bot fsif Jared Kushner - 5 Akumu Arkhams Razor Jethro Julias Glumslinger Mike Pompeo - 3 butros SalTheBard goethe.cx Nikki Haley - 3 ninjahedgehog Kloaked00 MrBuddyLee Donald Trump, Jr. - 2 CraigK HisMajestyBOB Rudy Giuliani - 2 Venomous don Jaime Tom Cotton - 2 Blind Pineapple Acebuckeye13 ACES: Sean Hannity - Sundae Melania Trump - Edward Mass Sheriff Joe Arpaio - sarcastx Barr - Lumpy bernie sanders - the voice of labor Chuck Grassley - Spaced God Dan Crenshaw - Rochallor Tucker Carlson - Dreylad Roger Stone - The Iron Llama Ron DeSantis - Wylie Mick Mulvaney - twice burned ice Newt Gingrich - Uglycat Lindsey Graham - Tgacon
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Question 3: Following the 2020 elections, the new Speaker of the House will not be Nancy Pelosi, but instead this person. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 14 Chamale Edward Mass Akumu Jethro SalTheBard Spaced God Blind Pineapple The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph ninjahedgehog twice burned ice Kloaked00 MrBuddyLee HisMajestyBOB Steny Hoyer - 5 Sundae Rochallor Julias don Jaime Tgacon Adam Schiff - 3 sarcastx butros fsif Kevin McCarthy - 3 Venomous Lumpy Ego-bot Maxine Waters - 2 Arkhams Razor Uglycat Tim Ryan - 2 goethe.cx Acebuckeye13 ACES: Marcia Fudge - DC Murderverse bernie sanders - the voice of labor Marcy Kaptur - CraigK Barbara Lee - WampaLord Ilhan Omar - Dreylad Hakeem Jeffries - Wylie James Clyburn - Glumslinger
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Question 4: Following the 2020 elections, the new Senate Majority Leader will not be Mitch McConnell, but instead this person. Chuck Schumer - 24 Sundae Edward Mass sarcastx butros Arkhams Razor Lumpy Acebuckeye13 Spaced God Blind Pineapple Rochallor The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph Wylie Julias don Jaime Ego-bot Glumslinger goethe.cx twice burned ice fsif Kloaked00 MrBuddyLee HisMajestyBOB Tgacon Bernie Sanders - 4 Chamale the voice of labor SalTheBard ninjahedgehog John Thune - 2 Akumu DC Murderverse ACES: Joe Manchin - Jethro Dianne Feinstein - CraigK Josh Hawley - Venomous Tim Kaine - WampaLord Tom Cotton - Dreylad Ron Wyden - Uglycat
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Question 5: If Donald Trump retains the presidency and the Republicans take back control of both the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Trump signs into law, in one to three words. Build the Wall - 8 DC Murderverse Jethro sarcastx WampaLord The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph Wylie don Jaime More Tax Cuts - 6 Blind Pineapple butros Ego-bot goethe.cx fsif MrBuddyLee Goodbye term limits! - 2 Acebuckeye13 Julias Outlaw Antifa - 2 Spaced God Chamale Kill The Immigrants - 2 Venomous Akumu Ban All Immigrants - 2 Dreylad Kloaked00 DACA recipients expelled - 2 Tgacon SalTheBard ACES: Fake News Illegal - Sundae Kill all minorities - Edward Mass Restore Confederate Statues - Arkhams Razor Trump Immunity Act - Lumpy bernie sanders - the voice of labor Democrats Are Illegal - CraigK Blue Lives Matter - Rochallor Murder the poors - Glumslinger Obamacare repeal - ninjahedgehog Infrastructure - twice burned ice Punishing Unamerican Activities - Uglycat MAGA Again - HisMajestyBOB
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Whoops forgot about this thread for a moment, glad to watch the results roll in live! 
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very disappointed you didn't use Tom "Dumbest Motherfucker in the Senate" Cotton's full title
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Question 6: If Joe Biden wins the presidency and the Democrats take back control of both the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Biden signs into law, in one to three words. lovely police reform - 6 Spaced God Arkhams Razor Sundae Chamale Lumpy WampaLord Voting Rights Law - 5 CraigK DC Murderverse Ego-bot Glumslinger Kloaked00 Covid relief/stimulus - 5 goethe.cx Uglycat butros fsif MrBuddyLee Lame healthcare copout - 2 sarcastx twice burned ice Bailout Wall Street - 2 Jethro Dreylad ACES: Trump administration immunity - Akumu Gay space communism - Edward Mass Reform? No, Malarkey! - Acebuckeye13 bernie sanders - the voice of labor Get rid of Trump tax cuts - SalTheBard Kill The Immigrants - Venomous HR1 - Blind Pineapple A useless half-measure - Rochallor Medicare for all - The Iron Llama Fight Climate Change - True Blue Triumph Election Reform - Wylie Trans Pacific Partnership - Julias Douglass Commonwealth Statehood - don Jaime public option - ninjahedgehog No More MAGA - HisMajestyBOB PPP loans forgiven - Tgacon
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:HR1 - Blind Pineapple this should deserve bonus points
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:Question 6: If Joe Biden wins the presidency and the Democrats take back control of both the House and Senate, this will be the first bill Biden signs into law, in one to three words. Ok, this was a good chuckle.
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Julias posted:Ok, this was a good chuckle. I thought I would perfectly encapsulate the goon hivemind, only to be too clever by half 
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Question 7: If Joe Biden had never existed, this person would have become the 2020 Democratic nominee. Bernie Sanders - 24 Sundae Chamale butros DC Murderverse Jethro the voice of labor SalTheBard CraigK Spaced God Blind Pineapple Rochallor WampaLord The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph Wylie Julias Glumslinger goethe.cx ninjahedgehog twice burned ice Ego-bot Kloaked00 MrBuddyLee HisMajestyBOB Pete Buttigieg - 5 Akumu don Jaime Uglycat fsif Tgacon Elizabeth Warren - 2 Edward Mass Dreylad ACES: Sherrod Brown - Arkhams Razor Amy Klob. - Lumpy Boe Jiden - Acebuckeye13 Evan Bayh - Venomous NO ANSWER GIVEN: sarcastx
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also just realized I accidentally skipped the next two questions, WHOOPS
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Acebuckeye13 posted:also just realized I accidentally skipped the next two questions, WHOOPS
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Akumu posted:Once again, did not expect the optimism Joe Biden was the only person in that field who everyone could coalesce around to stop Bernie, Kamala/Pete/Liz/Amy wouldn't have jumped behind each other when there was still a shot they could win and Barack Obama wouldn't have orchestrated The Bidening if there wasn't actually a Biden. I agree with you about the senate though, I really don't think Ds are gonna win it this year
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Question 8: If Donald Trump had not run for re-election, this person would have become the 2020 Republican nominee. Tom Cotton - 7 Arkhams Razor Lumpy SalTheBard Venomous WampaLord Glumslinger Tgacon Mike Pence - 6 butros Spaced God Rochallor twice burned ice fsif MrBuddyLee Ted Cruz - 5 Dreylad The Iron Llama True Blue Triumph ninjahedgehog Kloaked00 Bill Weld - 2 Akumu Jethro Donald Trump, Jr. - 2 Edward Mass HisMajestyBOB Jeb Bush - 2 Blind Pineapple Sundae Tucker Carlson - 2 Ego-bot goethe.cx ACES: Joe Biden - Chamale The MyPillow guy - sarcastx John Kasich - DC Murderverse bernie sanders - the voice of labor Mitt Romney - CraigK Lindsey Graham - Julias Nikki Haley - don Jaime Kanye West - Uglycat NO ANSWER GIVEN Wylie Acebuckeye13
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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:That at least makes me feel better because I had to guess which questions your next answers went with Haha, sorry about that! Guess that'll teach me not to number my answers
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