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TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 9: This issue will be the defining issue of the 2020 presidential election.

Coronavirus/Covid-19 - 19
DC Murderverse
Chamale
Edward Mass
Arkhams Razor
Jethro
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
Wylie
don Jaime
Ego-bot
Glumslinger
goethe.cx
twice burned ice
ninjahedgehog
fsif
Kloaked00
MrBuddyLee
HisMajestyBOB
Tgacon

The Economy - 4
Blind Pineapple
Lumpy
WampaLord
Julias

Dementia - 2
Akumu
sarcastx

Donald Trump - 2
Sundae
Rochallor

ACES:

Racial Justice - butros
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Fitness (mental and physical) - SalTheBard
I'm Not Him - CraigK
Police Brutality - Spaced God
Immigration - Venomous
Systemic Racism & the First Amendment (Statues) - Dreylad
Death Count Coverup - Uglycat

NO ANSWER GIVEN:

Acebuckeye13

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TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 9:

code:
True Blue Triumph - 131
MrBuddyLee - 131
The Iron Llama - 126
Kloaked00 - 126
Ego-bot - 119
HisMajestyBOB - 117
Glumslinger - 116
goethe.cx - 115
Spaced God - 108
Blind Pineapple - 107
Chamale - 106
Jethro - 105
fsif - 104
butros - 102
ninjahedgehog - 101
DC Murderverse - 96
Julias - 96
Sundae - 95
don Jaime - 95
Edward Mass - 94
Rochallor - 94
Tgacon - 94
twice burned ice - 92
WampaLord - 87
SalTheBard - 86
Wylie - 80
Lumpy - 77
sarcastx - 71
Arkhams Razor - 67
CraigK - 66
Akumu - 63
Acebuckeye13 - 62
Venomous - 48
the voice of labor - 36
Uglycat - 18
Dreylad - 17
Question 10: Apart from Biden himself, this person will have the most public appearances in support of Joe Biden in the coming months.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 10: Apart from Biden himself, this person will have the most public appearances in support of Joe Biden in the coming months.

B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Hussein Superallah Obama - 10
Venomous
Jethro
Spaced God
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
Glumslinger
ninjahedgehog
fsif
Tgacon
Acebuckeye13

Bernie Sanders - 8
Sundae
Chamale
Lumpy
the voice of labor
Dreylad
Julias
goethe.cx
Kloaked00

Kamala Harris - 7
Akumu
butros
DC Murderverse
CraigK
Blind Pineapple
WampaLord
MrBuddyLee

Donald Trump - 3
Arkhams Razor
Rochallor
Wylie

Jill Biden - 2
Edward Mass
Ego-bot

Hillary Clinton - 2
HisMajestyBOB
twice burned ice

ACES:

Somebody old and white, like a retired golfer or some poo poo - sarcastx
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - SalTheBard
Lin-Manuel Miranda - don Jaime
Bill Kristol - Uglycat

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 10:

code:
True Blue Triumph - 141
MrBuddyLee - 138
The Iron Llama - 136
Kloaked00 - 134
Glumslinger - 126
goethe.cx - 123
Ego-bot - 121
HisMajestyBOB - 119
Spaced God - 118
Jethro - 115
Chamale - 114
Blind Pineapple - 114
fsif - 114
ninjahedgehog - 111
butros - 109
Julias - 104
Tgacon - 104
Sundae - 103
DC Murderverse - 103
Rochallor - 97
Edward Mass - 96
don Jaime - 96
WampaLord - 94
twice burned ice - 94
SalTheBard - 87
Lumpy - 85
Wylie - 83
CraigK - 73
sarcastx - 72
Acebuckeye13 - 72
Akumu - 70
Arkhams Razor - 70
Venomous - 58
the voice of labor - 44
Dreylad - 25
Uglycat - 19
Question 11: Apart from Trump himself, this person will have the most public appearances in support of Donald Trump in the coming months.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 11: Apart from Trump himself, this person will have the most public appearances in support of Donald Trump in the coming months.

Donald Trump Jr. - 11
Akumu
Edward Mass
DC Murderverse
CraigK
Blind Pineapple
WampaLord
Dreylad
goethe.cx
ninjahedgehog
fsif
HisMajestyBOB

Lindsey Graham - 4
butros
Sundae
twice burned ice
Tgacon

Mike Pence - 3
The Iron Llama
Ego-bot
MrBuddyLee

Joe Biden - 2
Chamale
Rochallor

My Pillow Guy - 2
Lumpy
Glumslinger

Tucker Carlson - 2
Julias
Acebuckeye13

ACES:

Jacob Wohl - sarcastx
Bill Barr - Arkhams Razor
John Baron - Jethro
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Kayleigh McEnany - SalTheBard
Grassley - Spaced God
Tom Cotton - Venomous
Ivanka Trump - True Blue Triumph
Sean Hannity - Wylie
Kanye West - don Jaime
Allen West - Uglycat
Matt Gaetz - Kloaked00

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 11:

code:
True Blue Triumph - 142
MrBuddyLee - 141
The Iron Llama - 139
Kloaked00 - 135
goethe.cx - 134
HisMajestyBOB - 130
Glumslinger - 128
Blind Pineapple - 125
fsif - 125
Ego-bot - 124
ninjahedgehog - 122
Spaced God - 119
Chamale - 116
Jethro - 116
DC Murderverse - 114
butros - 113
Tgacon - 108
Sundae - 107
Edward Mass - 107
Julias - 106
WampaLord - 105
Rochallor - 99
twice burned ice - 98
don Jaime - 97
SalTheBard - 88
Lumpy - 87
CraigK - 84
Wylie - 84
Akumu - 81
Acebuckeye13 - 74
sarcastx - 73
Arkhams Razor - 71
Venomous - 59
the voice of labor - 45
Dreylad - 36
Uglycat - 20
Question 12: This person will be the Democratic presidential nominee in 2024.

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Rochallor, thank you for going for the same joke as me

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 12: This person will be the Democratic presidential nominee in 2024.

Kamala Harris - 12
Chamale
DC Murderverse
Lumpy
CraigK
Rochallor
Dreylad
Julias
Ego-bot
Glumslinger
twice burned ice
MrBuddyLee
Tgacon

Joe Biden - 11
Akumu
sarcastx
Jethro
SalTheBard
WampaLord
True Blue Triumph
don Jaime
goethe.cx
ninjahedgehog
fsif
Kloaked00

Tammy Duckworth - 4
Arkhams Razor
butros
Wylie
HisMajestyBOB

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez - 3
Venomous
Blind Pineapple
Acebuckeye13

ACES:

An Utter Disappointment - Sundae
Doug Jones - Edward Mass
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Pelosi - Spaced God
Cory Booker - The Iron Llama
Pete Buttigieg - Uglycat

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 12:

code:
True Blue Triumph - 153
MrBuddyLee - 153
Kloaked00 - 146
goethe.cx - 145
The Iron Llama - 140
Glumslinger - 140
Ego-bot - 136
fsif - 136
HisMajestyBOB - 134
ninjahedgehog - 133
Chamale - 128
Blind Pineapple - 128
Jethro - 127
DC Murderverse - 126
Spaced God - 120
Tgacon - 120
Julias - 118
butros - 117
WampaLord - 116
Rochallor - 111
twice burned ice - 110
Sundae - 108
Edward Mass - 108
don Jaime - 108
Lumpy - 99
SalTheBard - 99
CraigK - 96
Akumu - 92
Wylie - 88
sarcastx - 84
Acebuckeye13 - 77
Arkhams Razor - 75
Venomous - 62
Dreylad - 48
the voice of labor - 46
Uglycat - 21
Question 13: This person will be the Republican presidential nominee in 2024.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 13: This person will be the Republican presidential nominee in 2024.

Tom Cotton - 15
Edward Mass
butros
DC Murderverse
Lumpy
Arkhams Razor
SalTheBard
CraigK
Venomous
Rochallor
WampaLord
goethe.cx
ninjahedgehog
twice burned ice
MrBuddyLee
Tgacon

Donald Trump - 4
Akumu
Chamale
Jethro
True Blue Triumph

Tucker Carlson - 3
Blind Pineapple
Dreylad
Ego-bot

Mitt Romney - 2
don Jaime
Glumslinger

Donald Trump, Jr. - 2
fsif
HisMajestyBOB

ACES:

Ainsley Earhardt - Sundae
Sheldon Adelson - sarcastx
THE ORB - Acebuckeye13
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Dan Crenshaw - Spaced God
Ivanka Trump - The Iron Llama
Ted Cruz - Wylie
Mitch McConnell - Julias
Gov. Kasich - Uglycat
Mike Pence - Kloaked00

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
very disappointed nobody else recognized the inevitability of :orb:

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 13:

code:
MrBuddyLee - 168
goethe.cx - 160
True Blue Triumph - 157
ninjahedgehog - 148
Kloaked00 - 147
Glumslinger - 142
DC Murderverse - 141
The Iron Llama - 141
Ego-bot - 139
fsif - 138
HisMajestyBOB - 136
Tgacon - 135
Chamale - 132
butros - 132
Jethro - 131
Blind Pineapple - 131
WampaLord - 131
Rochallor - 126
twice burned ice - 125
Edward Mass - 123
Spaced God - 121
Julias - 119
Lumpy - 114
SalTheBard - 114
CraigK - 111
don Jaime - 110
Sundae - 109
Akumu - 96
Arkhams Razor - 90
Wylie - 89
sarcastx - 85
Acebuckeye13 - 78
Venomous - 77
Dreylad - 51
the voice of labor - 47
Uglycat - 22
Question 14: If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump publicly blames for his loss.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1266172570983940101

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 14: If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump publicly blames for his loss.

Voter Fraud/Mail-in Voting Fraud - 27
Akumu
Sundae
butros
Jethro
Lumpy
SalTheBard
CraigK
Blind Pineapple
Rochallor
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
Wylie
Chamale
DC Murderverse
Arkhams Razor
Spaced God
Julias
don Jaime
Ego-bot
Glumslinger
ninjahedgehog
Uglycat
goethe.cx
twice burned ice
fsif
Kloaked00
MrBuddyLee

Jared Kushner - 2
sarcastx
HisMajestyBOB

The media - 2
WampaLord
Venomous

ACES:

Ukrainian hackers - Edward Mass
Grays Sports Almanac 1950-2000 - Acebuckeye13
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Non-white people - Dreylad
CHINA - Tgacon

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 14:

code:
MrBuddyLee - 195
goethe.cx - 187
True Blue Triumph - 184
ninjahedgehog - 175
Kloaked00 - 174
Glumslinger - 169
DC Murderverse - 168
The Iron Llama - 168
Ego-bot - 166
fsif - 165
Chamale - 159
butros - 159
Jethro - 158
Blind Pineapple - 158
Rochallor - 153
twice burned ice - 152
Spaced God - 148
Julias - 146
Lumpy - 141
SalTheBard - 141
CraigK - 138
HisMajestyBOB - 138
don Jaime - 137
Sundae - 136
Tgacon - 136
WampaLord - 133
Edward Mass - 124
Akumu - 123
Arkhams Razor - 117
Wylie - 116
sarcastx - 87
Acebuckeye13 - 79
Venomous - 79
Dreylad - 52
Uglycat - 49
the voice of labor - 48
Question 15: If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump does after leaving office.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1281206685395292160
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1282892191082385408
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1037464177269514240

True Blue Triumph
Apr 10, 2009


Oof, finally knocked out of first. Knew this one was a risk.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 15: If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump does after leaving office.

Whine on Twitter - 12
Akumu
butros
Lumpy
SalTheBard
Blind Pineapple
Rochallor
WampaLord
Dreylad
twice burned ice
Uglycat
goethe.cx
Kloaked00

Flee to Russia - 5
Chamale
CraigK
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
ninjahedgehog

Play golf - 5
Glumslinger
Acebuckeye13
Venomous
fsif
MrBuddyLee

He won't leave - 2
Spaced God
Jethro

Die - 2
Julias
DC Murderverse

Barricade himself in Mar-A-Lago - 2
Tgacon
Wylie

ACES:

Go on Fox News - Sundae
An interview with OANN - Edward Mass
BERDER - sarcastx
Start TrumpTV - Arkhams Razor
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Go to jail. - don Jaime
Starts his 2024 campaign - Ego-bot
Pardons himself - HisMajestyBOB

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Yeah I had a good first half and a lovely back half it seems :v:

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
I'm mad at myself for not going all-in on joke answers from the beginning.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
It feels good to be in synch with other people on joke answers.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Scores after question 15:

code:
MrBuddyLee - 200
goethe.cx - 199
True Blue Triumph - 189
Kloaked00 - 186
ninjahedgehog - 180
Glumslinger - 174
The Iron Llama - 173
butros - 171
DC Murderverse - 170
Blind Pineapple - 170
fsif - 170
Ego-bot - 167
Rochallor - 165
Chamale - 164
twice burned ice - 164
Jethro - 160
Lumpy - 153
SalTheBard - 153
Spaced God - 150
Julias - 148
WampaLord - 145
CraigK - 143
HisMajestyBOB - 139
don Jaime - 138
Tgacon - 138
Sundae - 137
Akumu - 135
Edward Mass - 125
Arkhams Razor - 118
Wylie - 118
sarcastx - 88
Acebuckeye13 - 84
Venomous - 84
Dreylad - 64
Uglycat - 61
the voice of labor - 49
Question 16: This person will win the 2020 presidential election.

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Question 16: This person will win the 2020 presidential election.

Joe Biden - 31
Akumu
Sundae
Chamale
Edward Mass
sarcastx
butros
Arkhams Razor
Jethro
DC Murderverse
SalTheBard
Spaced God
Blind Pineapple
Rochallor
WampaLord
Dreylad
The Iron Llama
True Blue Triumph
Wylie
Julias
don Jaime
Ego-bot
Glumslinger
goethe.cx
ninjahedgehog
twice burned ice
Uglycat
fsif
Kloaked00
MrBuddyLee
HisMajestyBOB
Tgacon

Donald Trump - 2
Venomous
Lumpy

ACES:

James Earl "Deez Nuts" Carter Jr. - Acebuckeye13
bernie sanders - the voice of labor
Nobody As A Meteor Hits The Planet, Exterminating All Life On It The Day Before Election Day, Since This Is 2020 - CraigK

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Question 16: This person will win the 2020 presidential election.

Nobody As A Meteor Hits The Planet, Exterminating All Life On It The Day Before Election Day, Since This Is 2020 - CraigK

End Scene.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


well played, MrBuddyLee. i'm coming for you next year

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
FINAL SCORES:

code:
MrBuddyLee - 231
goethe.cx - 230
True Blue Triumph - 220
Kloaked00 - 217
ninjahedgehog - 211
Glumslinger - 205
The Iron Llama - 204
butros - 202
DC Murderverse - 201
Blind Pineapple - 201
fsif - 201
Ego-bot - 198
Rochallor - 196
Chamale - 195
twice burned ice - 195
Jethro - 191
SalTheBard - 184
Spaced God - 181
Julias - 179
WampaLord - 176
HisMajestyBOB - 170
don Jaime - 169
Tgacon - 169
Sundae - 168
Akumu - 166
Edward Mass - 156
Lumpy - 155
Arkhams Razor - 149
Wylie - 149
CraigK - 144
sarcastx - 119
Dreylad - 95
Uglycat - 92
Venomous - 86
Acebuckeye13 - 85
the voice of labor - 50
Congratulations to MrBuddyLee for being the best sheep of them all!

Also congratulations to goethe.cx and True Blue Triumph, who along with MrBuddyLee have won free avatar changes from fool of sound! So uh... contact him I guess, I don't have any power to hand out prizes.

Honorable mention to the voice of labor whose attempt at the Black Sheep award by answering "bernie sanders" to every question was cruelly foiled by genuine answers.

Hope you all enjoyed! :)

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


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Ultra Carp
This was fun, thanks a lot T!

Also for the record, my full uncompressed answers:

Kamala "Kindergarten Kop" Harris
Tom "Dumbest Motherfucker in the Senate" Cotton
Tim "The Other" Ryan
Chuck "Old as gently caress" Schumer
Goodbye term limits!
Reform? No, Malarkey!
Boe Jiden
B-Rock "The Islamic Shock" Superallah Hussein Obama
Fuchsführer-SS Tucker Carlson, Reichsminister of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda
AO "Say Can You" C
THE ORB
Grays Sports Almanac 1950-2000
Golf
James Earl "Deez Nuts" Carter Jr.

e: still can't believe I straight-up missed two in the middle :suicide:

MrBuddyLee
Aug 24, 2004
IN DEBUT, I SPEW!!!
Thank you for the evening's entertainment, T! I'd like to thank all the little people--without the other 215 stupid answers by stupid people, mine would have not been WINNING!

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
For the winners, fool of sound sent me these instructions:

fool of sound posted:

Can you tell them to PM me or, if they don't have pms, to get in contact with me via the discord link the D&D rules for their ava changes?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Question 15: If Joe Biden wins the presidency, this will be the first thing Donald Trump does after leaving office.

bernie sanders - the voice of labor

:quagmire:

True Blue Triumph
Apr 10, 2009


Thanks for the game, T. Haven't really been paying attention to politics the last few months, good to know I'm still in pretty close with the hivemind.

And congrats to MrBuddyLee and goethe.cx for defeating me! Coming for you next time, chucklefucks!

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I'm kind of surprised that "An Utter Disappointment" or some variant only got one vote for 2024 Dem Nominee.

Thanks for running the game. :)

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
I couldn't even lose properly!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Sundae posted:

I'm kind of surprised that "An Utter Disappointment" or some variant only got one vote for 2024 Dem Nominee.

Thanks for running the game. :)

I had put the gravel teens, aged 20 years by time dialation but am also entered 5 hours too late.

butros
Aug 2, 2007

I believe the signs of the reptile master


This was really cool and fun to read through - thanks for pulling it together!

Jethro
Jun 1, 2000

I was raised on the dairy, Bitch!
for

TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Question 13: This person will be the Republican presidential nominee in 2024.

Donald Trump - 4
Jethro
I almost wish I went with my "comedy answer": Joe Biden

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twice burned ice
Dec 29, 2008

My stove defies the laws of physics!
I signed up for this, filled out my entry, then totally forgot about it.


This was a fun read. Thanks for doing the work!

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