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nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:

Eric Cantonese posted:

Poor Peter Andre (whoever he is).

we've found the elusive sa poster born after 2000 everyone

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
His faustian pact with the day time tv gods has come to collect.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol I can't imagine jamie vardy is pleased with this

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1524323926159020032?t=_VIMbMDmtzRXdZoIaM0JnA&s=19

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

This is exceeding my expectations already. Vardy has spent over a million quid in legal fees so far to trash her reputation even further.

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
:redflag:
this is my favourite thread of the forums btw, and i just want to thank all the ops that are making it possible

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1524339122114023424?t=NjQh6iFD3QdVkDj2dS4oTg&s=09

lol just lol.

Who's going to want Jamie Vardy in the dressing room after this? Anything he hears ends up in the paper via his wife.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Vardy has already lost this case. The judge is mentally making notes on all the different ways he's going to call her an unreliable witness and liar in the summing up.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
What exactly was the first stage of the proceedings that Vardy won? Something akin to a motion to dismiss or a motion for summary judgment by Rooney?

I'm curious what Vardy thought she might get from bringing this suit since, even if Rooney can't prove that she was right about her particular incident with Vardy, the exhibits all seem to be showing her to be a relentless gossip and leaker.

I know British defamation law is different than what I am familiar with, though.

Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 13:52 on May 11, 2022

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

This is absolutely amazing

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I honestly can’t even remember what the case is about at this point and I don’t care. This is great.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Gigi Galli posted:

I honestly can’t even remember what the case is about at this point and I don’t care. This is great.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tompeck/status/1524361231687045123

Netflix is going to resurrect their fortunes by turning this into a miniseries.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Peter Andre's penis being in the public domain is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
lmao at all of this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its really incredible she wanted to go to court lol

https://twitter.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1524690920662343680?s=20&t=0SIxv6Yik80Q5Hlz5ysBQQ
https://twitter.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1524697604709359616?s=20&t=0SIxv6Yik80Q5Hlz5ysBQQ
https://twitter.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1524697608807145472?s=20&t=0SIxv6Yik80Q5Hlz5ysBQQ

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Who loving needs a summer world cup when this is on?

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1524692929243189249?t=eISRG6fr4eUnkg_U61bArA&s=19

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1524705959125438464?t=WG1poZ01J8cyfO_ioD3TOw&s=09

Loving Africa Chaps fucked around with this message at 12:10 on May 12, 2022

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

oh my loving god

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1524718485548539904?t=dSx9GdcVZPfKzhpH8AWJng&s=19

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012
I love this case. The Depp/Heard stuff bores me and there's no real fun to be had in rich people being abusive towards each other, especially with the weirdo fanbases online.

This is just pure comedy gold.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Julian5News/status/1524697212445470723?s=20&t=c-Rhhc89UUF-OEJ3c7SEkg

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1524716745164042245

Jeez. I wonder how Jamie Vardy is taking all of this.

Myssu
Sep 19, 2012




Considering whats already out there in this trial, I would love to know how incriminating the evidence was on the phone they dropped into the sea.

Its genuinely baffling that this case is even being heard at the high court. Even if Vardy was pushing it through against all advice, you would think someone would call a halt to this farce before it got so far.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Myssu posted:

Considering whats already out there in this trial, I would love to know how incriminating the evidence was on the phone they dropped into the sea.

Its genuinely baffling that this case is even being heard at the high court. Even if Vardy was pushing it through against all advice, you would think someone would call a halt to this farce before it got so far.

Not having the time to look at the exact causes of allegations and defenses, is there some way Vardy can still prevail by somehow successfully blaming it all on her agent going rogue?

Is there a jury in this trial or does the UK not do that?

It's a pretty emotional situation so I'm sure no one here is a completely rational actor at this point.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

The initial motion that Vardy won is that "It's..... Rebekah Vardy's" account implied it was her leaking it Vs someone with access to her account so she could still win by claiming it was her agent acting alone.

The messages are out there where she has a pattern of feeding stories to that agent and asking for them to be leaked are pretty loving damning so god knows what got hoofed into the North sea and the other pile that got encrypted by a bumbling computer expert who then lost the password.

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
Vardy’s going to claim she was damaged by the meaning of ‘…it was Rebecca Vardy’s account’ being her specifically, which is what the judge has found to be the case.

Rooney needs to be able to prove on the balance of probabilities to the judge that it was Vardy, specifically.

Seems like Vardy wants the pyrrhic victory of proving how smart she was for having her agent do all her dodgy deals.

She could win damages on the legal side and ruin her reputation at the same time.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Eric Cantonese posted:

https://twitter.com/tompeck/status/1524716745164042245

Jeez. I wonder how Jamie Vardy is taking all of this.

Why the gently caress did she take this to court????

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

TheRat posted:

Why the gently caress did she take this to court????

She's very stupid

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its cost her over £1m so far too lol

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

https://twitter.com/tilda_long/status/1524387611401494531

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Is Jamie not at court? Only Wayne?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

Is Jamie not at court? Only Wayne?

jamie vardy still has to train but Rooney is done for the season

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1524762392181235714?s=21&t=mEBy5fWdT0FlMgDuazmPaw

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Sexghost and/or ninpo, please do the needful and change TRP back to the "Wagatha Christie" while this amazing trial is ongoing

Lemon
May 22, 2003

TheRat posted:

Peter Andre's penis being in the public domain is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

I distinctly remember hearing Katie Price liken it to a Sky+ remote in an interview years ago so there could be another court case in the offing

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

quote:


Vardy accused of suggesting messaging Rooney about the anniversary of her sister's death as 'a peg' to contact her

David Sherborne, Coleen Rooney's lawyer, says he is jumping back to the end of January 2019 now, when Rooney blocked Rebekah Vardy on her private Instagram as she suspected her of being the person responsible for leaking stories.

Vardy says that this is correct "but wrongly so" - as in Rooney was wrong in thinking it was her.

Mr Sherborne refers back to a message sent to Vardy by her agent Caroline Watt, which said "it wasn't someone she trusted. It was me".

The court is then told that Vardy said she would contact Rooney and suggested mentioning "Rosie".

Rooney's sister Rosie, who had a brain disorder, died in 2013, aged 14.

Mr Sherborne puts it to Vardy that she was going to "use the anniversary" of Rooney's sister dying as "the peg" to message her.

Vardy says this is "interpreted wrong".

Most comical outcome now is the judge rules in favour of Vardy but awards £1 damages and tells her to pay her own legal fees :rms:

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat

Lemon posted:

I distinctly remember hearing Katie Price liken it to a Sky+ remote in an interview years ago so there could be another court case in the offing

Phoenix Wright presenting a Sky+ remote to Vardy and saying "Like a chipolata? I don't think so!"

Edit: The gently caress am I doing

Lightbulb Grease fucked around with this message at 00:05 on May 13, 2022

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1524772279456092160

This is just about the dumbest thing that's ever happened.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/1525100048845086721

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://twitter.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1524757347570229249

https://twitter.com/AdamCrafton_/status/1525114413275127808

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Chat poo poo get banged sued

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
How do you even spend the best part of a million quid and this is the case you make?

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